//------------------------------// // 38 Keeping With the Trends By Rarity // Story: Poetry From Equestria And Beyond // by LyraAlluse //------------------------------// Keeping With the Trends By Rarity PONY Jeans, I heard you are making a return, I am seeing ads for you at every turn, The last time you were around was when I was in my early teens, Looking back now, I realize that those pants were quite obscene. I think I lost a cat in them, And perhaps some random toys, Yet I still owned a few pairs, So I can't really be annoyed. Now that I'm older, I must confess, That these days I really wouldn't mind to dress, In those baggy PONY jeans to hide my winter fat; So now come to think of it I’m thankful that they’re coming back.