"Thank you Sweetie Belle." I say as I look warmly at Sweetie.
She smiles back and puts down the plate.
"You're welcome Mrs Amaterasu!"
"HEY! Naaooomiii!!!! I found a selfie!!!"
The fuck?
"Excuse me for a moment Sweetie..." I mutter to her as I walk over to Landon.
He's using his paw to poke and prod a... picture? Of a girl?
"I think this is one of those token things." He says.
"Don't touch it. We have no idea what the hell it can do."
"Wait, Let me try something!" He shouts.
He places a paw on it and closes his eyes.
"Yes, Yes, Hello? This is uh… Chibiterasu? Is this thing magic or something?!”
"How do tokens even work?!" He shouts.
"I said don't touch it!" I shout.
"Wait, Maybe I just have to.. I'MMA SUMMON HER!!!!" He shouts.
"GAAAH!!!"
“Ah great.. Figured this thing out! Come on across this void!”
"THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!!!" I shout again.
"SCIENCE!"
I leap on him as he starts to fade away.
“GYA! THE HELL?! LANDON WHAT DID YOU DO?!” I shout, accidently releasing it into my telepathy.
This began... the worst adventure of my life.
GODDAMNITFUCKNO! NEVER GOING BACK THERE! NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!!!!
I land out of the portal with a slam as Landon falls out with a shocked look on his face.
"... TAKE ME BAACK!"
WHY DID SHE HAVE TO APPEAL TO HIS PERVERTED SIDE?!
"Never again..."I mutter, shaking.
"Never again... What?" Sweetie asks.
I give her the selfie token... Well, more like try to shred it with my teeth while giving it to her.
"Burn it. Burn it as quickly as you can." I mutter to her.
"B-but, It's such a nice picture..."
"BURN IT!" I shout.
She quickly nods as I go back into my panic attack. After a few moments, I start to calm down.
"L-landon?" I mutter.
He's still staring straight ahead, blank expression plastered on his face.
"Damn you Max..." I mutter.
I bend my neck to my back and grab the sword I was gifted.
"What to call you... Damn what was that sword called in the game... Tsukuyomi? Yeah.. Tsukuyomi was the sword that sealed Orochi away. Then I'mma call it Tsukuyomi."
I walk into the cave and place it in the back. Grabbing a few red gem lanterns I place them in front of it to warn ponies. I then walk back over and pick up the Scythe token I was gifted with. I'll have to take a look into this. I place it on a flat rock a distance away from Tsukuyomi.
"Landon! Git yo butt in here!" I shout.
He shakes his head and runs in.
"We're back?" He asks.
I nod.
"Aw.."
I slap him with a paw.
"Ow! The heck?!"
"Snap out of it! She's GONE!" I shout.
"But where's-"
"Sweetie's getting fire." I deadpan.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!"
I sigh and place a paw on my snout.
"Yes!"
Using waterspout I move a little water over to Landon and soak him again.
"WHAAA!"
"Now shut up and get me some brain bleach." I mutter.
"Why are you so snappy?" He asks.
"I'm just tired, Ok?" I moan.
Sighing I lay down and close my eyes.