Some Helpful Life Advice
By Big Macintosh
Ok I must admit I am a bit naive about life,
But there are a few things I know are true,
The ten-second rule still works,
Even when you are camping,
You can use a pinch of salt,
To cure a leg that is cramping,
You should never do business with people who are lazy,
Or you will never get ahead in life, and that friends is just crazy,
And then there is that other thing I can’t seem to remember,
Oh that’s right I remember now and it is the most important lesson ever,
It is better that you know this before it is too late,
Or having crazy roommates will forever be your fate,
You should never forget at any given time,
That most mares in Equestria are plum out of their minds,
This is a bit of knowledge that will make you very wise,
And it is the reason why all of my friends are guys,
You will be happier knowing it is ordinary,
To always keep in mind that all mares are quite scary.
Ok I must admit I am a bit naive about life,
But there are a few things I know are true,
Apples beat Oranges any day,
You are a fool if you just give your stuff away,
And don’t charge at least a dime or two,
And of course you should always tell the truth,
But there is one important thing you should know,
And it’s the reason most of my mare friends had to go,
It is better that you know this before it is too late,
Or having crazy roommates will forever be your fate,
You should never forget at any given time,
That most mares in Equestria are plum out of their minds,
This is a bit of knowledge that will make you very wise,
And it is the reason why all of my friends are guys,
You will be happier knowing it is ordinary,
To always keep in mind that most mares are quite scary,
Ok I must admit I am a bit naive about life,
But there are a few things I know are true,
You should never go swimming after eating,
You should pay your taxes or you will get a beating,
From the government workers who as it turns out are not very nice guys,
Even though they wear handcrafted suits and very fancy ties,
But there is one important thing you should know,
And it’s the reason most of my mare friends had to go,
It is better that you know this before it is too late,
Or having crazy roommates will forever be your fate,
You should never forget at any given time,
That most mares in Equestria plum are out of their minds,
This is a bit of knowledge that will make you very wise,
And it is the reason why all of my friends are guys,
You will be happier knowing it is ordinary,
To always keep in mind that most mares are quite scary.