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// Chapter one: These "Drugs" HAH got'em  
// Story: Druglesita-Road to Mexicolt 
// by Sir_Scrub_aka_QuickDraw 
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Chapter one


Celasita run into Luna's room yelling like a banshee.

"WE GOTA GO, ITS THE FIVE-O!"

Luna was taking a hit from her bong.

"What do you mean we gota go man ?" She smiled at her " Did you bring snacks bra ?"

"HE'S HERE "

"Who man ?" 

"Falsh ---" 

Luna interrupted "AHAHA , he will save every one of us."  Cealista facehooved and started packing up all weed in her sister's room.

"To the tunnels Luna" Pressing some buttons on the wall opening a passage way.



Flash sentry knew he was good. He almost busted the most notorious drug dealer. After tracking Pimp lord three billion, he realized this criminal's genius. Hiding right under every ponies nose. In Celesta's castle.He knocked on the door. 

"Royal PD , open up. We have a warrant."



Bubbling from Luna's bong could be heard behind Celasita causing her ears to twitch.

"Are we there yet ?"

"No , for the last time ."

"What are we doing ? Can we get some tacos ?"

"We'll have a lot of those in Mexicolt"

"Yay! Tacos !" More bubbling.

" Just two stops real quick" Opening a passage into Princess Twilight's castle. Exchanging hoof bumps with spike.

"Excellent" Spike preformed a air guitar solo. 

Luna copied him right after he finished "Radical" Pulling a blunt out and giving it to him.

Spike blazed it and took a drag. "Twilly is still sleeping, Shall I get my fedora me ladies ?" 

"Not today, grab the stash and meet us out side"

"Right on" Luna said as she sat down on the couch.

Cealsita walked into her faithful students room and pulled out an entourage of air horns. Playing her national anthem. 

"ALL HAIL ME, ME THE GREAT AND POWERFUL , SIMPLY THE BEST. EVERY PONY CAN ATTEST."

Twilight jumped out of bed.

"What are you doing here  ?!" Rubbing her ears at the blast of air horns.

"Twily , you gotta help me smuggle a smidge of my stash to Mexicolt"

Staring her down "How much is a smidge"

"Oh you know ... a few metric tones of weed. A few thousand kilos of cocaine."

Twilight rubbed her nuzzle "Why me , Why ? ... Alright fine. Lets go."