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// Don't look at me like that! 
// Story: How to be a school filly 
// by Party Pop 
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	Sarah sat in the food court of a mall, enjoying a smoothie and some weird, but very good, healthy yogurt ice cream alternative thing from one of the vendors. The media circus surrounding her had calmed down enough that she could go out in public without constant paparazzi supervision. She still got a reporter or two wanting to get a photo and five-minute interview each time she left her home, but it wasn't too bad anymore. She didn't mind the attention too much, now that it had calmed down, and had even figured out how to manipulate the interviews to her advantage, shedding light on issues she cared about, such as animal testing laws. The brony community also seemed to have taken her up as their first lady, or something of that ilk, which made her feel pretty special. There were also some creeps who called her their "real-life pony waifu", or asked for pictures of her in socks, but she tried to ignore them, and their creepy little fanarts, too. Today, however... Today would be "special".

Jimmy Feller looked around the corner of the mall wall, gazing upon the unsuspecting Sarah. He gasped gently, gazing upon her perfect pony form. Her soft, delicate gray fur, her gently swirling horn, her cute little hooves... He bit his lip and quivered slightly. He looked down at his waifu pillow of her, with her sweet little smile on it. He puffed up his chest. He could do this. He clung tighter to his pillow and walked up to her. She looked up at him with her big, blue eyes... God, she was beautiful, completely perfect in every way! He smiled at her, and proceeded to seduce her with his charming, witty banter, stunning good looks, and perfect personality.

At least, that's what he thought he was doing.

In reality, however, he was being a huge creep, and she was rather grossed out.

"Hey, beautiful, how are you?" He said, grinning in a rather creepy way. Sarah smiled politely, and put her smoothie down.

"Um, I'm fine, thanks." She said, cringing slightly at his horrendous breath.

"I made a present for you!" He said, leaning in closer, causing her to lean back. He handed her piles of sketch books. She looked into them, and blushed hard as she saw lots of rather crudely made porn.

"I gotta go." She said, dashing out of the mall, swearing to never return. Jimmy frowned, and snuggled his pillow.

"Someday, my perfect pony waifu..."