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// Ancient Pony Times 
// Story: One Little Letter 
// by The Human Pinkie 
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Dear 
To Discord,
Um, I don't know if this would be awkward considering our history, but do you think we are "old?" I mean, does being trapped in stone casing or the moon effect how old you are? I would ask Tia, but I wouldn't want to make her feel old as well. If you can answer, please do. I would be very obliged to help you as well in some kind of form.
From,
Princess Luna

Dear Princess Luna,
Well, that was quite rude. I put "Dear" and you won't find me crossing it out. Anyway, I've never really thought about that. I guess we did, that is to say that time still passes, with or without us. In other words, your old. Is that what you wanted to know?
Chaotically Yours,
Discord

Dear Discord,
Well, I heard tale from Tia of a stallion named Star Swirl the Bearded. He seemed to be very old, even Tia didn't know how old he was! I guess you could say that he's been here since the dawn of time. Tia said that he reminded her of you. If I can put two and two together, I think something is up.
Truly Yours,
Princess Luna

Dear Princess Luna,
There. Was that so hard? Honestly, you sounded like Rainbowbrash. As for Swirly, no. I haven't even heard of him, although the bells on his hat are quite amusing.
Chaotically Yours,
Discord

Dear Discord,
I'm not even gonna answer to that, and I must be going, Tia is calling me. Goodbye Discord.
Truly Yours,
Princess Luna

Dear Princess Luna,
Goodbye. I'm only half-happy to see you go.
Chaotically Yours,
Discord.