//------------------------------// // Breaking a Pinkie Promise, and Discord // Story: My New Life // by Serious //------------------------------// "Huh... I'm sorry what did you say?" Twilight asked. "Oh... uhhh, nothing... so Twilight what bring you here?" I asked. "Oh, right... Sunset here told me something was going on with you... is there?" She asked again. "Me, pfft... no I'm fine, nothings wrong." I said. "Are you sure about that Kakarot?" Vegeta asked. "Yup... one hundred percent." I answered. "Kakarot, don't lie." Vegeta said. "I'm not... what will it take for you guys to believe me?" I asked. "TELL US YOUR SECRET!!!" They all shouted. "Secret?" Twilight asked. "What secret?" "Uhhhh, heh heh... f-fine... I'll tell you guys... But, you won't like the ne-" I was interrupted by Pinkie. "No, we want you to Pinkie Promise to tell us." She said. "Okay... cross my heart hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye." I said, memorizing it from the show. "Happy?" "Yep." She answered sounding satisfied, I then remembered what would happen if I broke it, 'Fuck me', just then someone come out of nowhere behind me. "Oh you don't have to tell them... make them work for it." He said, touching the back of my head. "Uhhh, I don't know they're my friends." As I said this he got in my face. "And, friends should respect other friends wishes." He said, I felt something changing... I felt more evil, something was wrong I felt like hurting someone, killing them even, he then released his hand from my head. "W-Who are you exactly?" I asked. "Why... Twilight you never told them about me... I'm kinda hut Twi... but you can just call me." He said with a pause "DISCORD!!!" As he yelled this fireworks appeared out of nowhere. "D-Discord?" Twilight asked. "Uh-huh." He said. "D-Did you follow me through the portal?" She asked. "Uh-huh." He answered. "Discord, Discord, Discord." I muttered. "Why did it have to be Discord?" "What was that?" He asked. "Nothing." I answered quickly, smirking. "Kakarot... your not actually considering to listen to this person, are you?" Vegeta asked. "Well... he has a point, were friends a-" I was cut off. "But you already said you would tell us, and now you're not." Pinkie said, her face starting to get red, I nodded. "But y-you PINKIE PROMISED!" "Uhhh." Was all I could say, realising what I just did. "Kakarot." Vegeta said, smiling. "...Run." "Crap, crap, crap." I said, flying away. "GOKU GET BACK HERE!!!!" I heard Pinkie yell, running after me. "NO ONE BREAKS A, PINKIE PROMISE!!!!!" 'I know... Instant Tranmission' I thought I placed my finger on my forehead... nothing, I tried again... nothing 'Why? of all times' I thought to myself, just then seeing Pinkie bouncing off a trampoline to get me. "Sorry, hope you forgive me." I said, throwing a Ki blast at the trampoline, destroying it. "GET BACK HERE!!!" She yelled. I looked at her for a second. "Nope." I then blasted off. "GOKU!" She screamed. When I found a place that looked safe I landed. 'Ok... just gotta stay incognito and everything will be fine' I thought to myself. I waited for about ten minutes, then it hit me. "Why the hell did I break the prom-... DISCORD!!!" I yelled, charging up. "You called." Said a voice from behind me, when I turned around it was in fact Discord. "What do you want?" I asked. "What I want, oh nothing just helping a friend in need." He said with a sinister smirk. "Uh huh, which is why you were attempting to corrupt me." I said. "W-What, why I would never." He said, acting hurt. "Discord... drop the act I know what you did back there, nice try almost got me too, but still not good enough." I said, giving him a serious look. "Why Goku, I am one of Twilights friends a-" I cut him off. "You mean Fluttershy's friend." I said. "How did yo-" I cut him off.I was about to say muffin button, but I decided to tell him what Goku would say. "I read your mind." I said. "H-How?" He asked, I was about to say muffin button, and I was sooo tempted, but I decided to tell him a lie. "When you touched my head, I was able to read your mind, and see all of your memories, so I know if you're lying." I said. "Seems plausible." He said. "Now, that's out of the way, you were saying something." I said. "Well, you see I am one of Fluttershys friends and you suspect me of doing such a thing, sure I was evil in the past, but I've changed, reformed... like you said you read my mind, you saw everything." He said. I stayed quiet 'Fuck, he has a good point... a real fucking good one, but if it wasn't him then that means there was someone else trying to change me' I thought. "Sorry Discord, for accusing you." "I would never hurt a friend." He said. "Now about that Pinkie Promise. "Right... I'll need a disguise." I said. "On it." He said, snapping his fingers. "There we go." I looked down to see a less familiar suit... but still familiar. "I remember this." I said. "It may not be much, but it should do." Discord said. "Now what do you want to do now?" "Well, I am kinda hungry." I said give a sheepish smile, 'Goku gets hungry fast' I thought to myself, I then charged up. "Follow me." "Ok, sure." He said and we flew to the city.