Constellations

by Burritoburger


Chapter 1: Two years ago

CONSTELLATIONS
Author: Burritoburger
Chapter 2: Two years ago

"Ugh..." I moaned as I slowly opened my eyes and lifted my head. I failed to move my arms or my legs, and with a turn of my head I noticed they were strapped down.
"Oh good. You're awake." A voice said calmly across the room, which was now noticeably dark. The lights all snapped on, and everything became so much clearer, as I closed my eyes and kept my head down, being blinded from the bright light. After a few seconds, my eyes adjusted and I looked up at the alicorn in front of me. Oblivion. He was a tall, white pony with a streaking black and grey mane, and was obviously in good shape.
"We need you conscious for your extracting."
Extrac- What?
I tried to talk, but just then noticed the gag around my mouth, turning my furious words that foals should never hear into a muffled string of grunts.
"Don't even try talking, there's a gag around your mouth."
I mustered all my strength to keep from saying "You don't say?" under the gag. His horn started to glow, and above him was a large laser-like machine.
<Ohh... what happened?>
(Argh, my fucking head...)
[Huh? Where are we...?]
{Oh, this doesn't seem good...}
Oblivion looked to the side to the pony in the back and nodded. The pony in back nodded back and walked over to a large machine of panels and buttons. He switched a few levers and looked over, where Oblivion smiled at me. I looked up at the machine and gulped as it charged at the tip, making a loud humming noise.
{What is he doing?!}
(OH SHIT!)
The beam shot out and kit me square in the chest, and muffled screams filled the room as searing pain shot through my body.

Y'know, the boy's life isn't so bad.
I was busy back at "my" house, lounging on the sofa, taking a long break after helping those fools get to Celestia, where I showed my master's fake head and they allowed us back into our "homes." Soon enough this place will be filled with Master's minions, and Celestia won't know what hit her. I remember Stargazer's sister crying a lot for some reason, and she was locked in her room. When was the last time the boy was here, three days? Whatever, I could care less.
*knock knock*
I sighed and stood up, already annoyed that I had to move from my comfortable position, and walked towards the door. I opened it to see a grey mare with a yellow mane and tail, and her yellow eyes were weird, almost as if they were looking in, I dunno, two separate directions? I looked her over in the blink of an eye to find anything potentially dangerous on her. Nothing except a ring on her hoof.
I put two and two together. Either the boy and this mare are married, or this is his fiancee.
"Uh, hi. What's going on?" I asked, allowing my perfect impersonation of the Stargazer to take place.
"Well, today is Sunday, and you just got back, so, I thought we could hang out. You know." She wasn't making eye contact and was scratching the back of her head in her sentence. I searched my brain for answers to tell me what to do. By the way she worded her sentence, it didn't seem as if Stargazer spent much time with her. Bingo.
"Uh, sure. I don't have anything to do." I replied, and she looked up, a large smile on her face.
"Great! We should have a picnic! Or maybe eat out! Or just come back to my house... Wait, what are we planning on doing?" She asked. I scratched my head, wondering.
"Well, I didn't plan on anything, so, it's your choice." I replied.
"Uh, okay. Uh..." She then appeared as if she had a good idea. "What if we ate at one of those fancy restaurants in Canterlot?" She suggested. Remembering the abrupt entrance, along with the fools invading, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
" I don't think they'll like me." I replied. She cocked her head.
"What makes you say that?" she asked. I shrugged.
"Just a guess."
"Okay. Well, we could just go to my house or something..." She trailed off.
"Yeah! That sounds great." I replied. Honestly, I didn't think we should go there.
"Okay!" She walked off in one direction, and I hurried over to her, feeling quite bored. But she herself, looked as if she was having the time of her life at this moment, making sure to be close to me. It felt a bit uncomfortable, but I didn't want to blow my cover. I realized just how long and boring this afternoon might turn out to be.
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We arrived after a bit of walking, but it wasn't as long as expected. We walked inside, and I looked around. It was a nice place, had a few rooms, a kitchen, dining room, but it doesn't have a-
My gaze shot directly toward the movement that caught my eye. I covered... what's-her-face with my hoof, and slowly rounded the corner. A shadow, well, a small shadow was standing there, until it jumped out, revealing a small filly.
"Hey mom. Glad to see you're back." She said, not sounding too excited.
"Hey Dinky. Uh, do you want anything to eat?" The grey pony... I'm just going to call her her. Her sounds fine.
"No way. I'm tired of eating muffins. I'm going to my room." She said, walking off. Before she left the room, she stared directly at me.
"Uh, okay! I'll make some muffins for the two of us!" She said, walking into the kitchen.
"Yeah. That sounds gre-mmf!"
I was shoved into the closet with a rope around me before I could even finish my sentence. I looked at my intruder, and it was the filly. She tied me up, and some strange green stuff spiraled around her, until it disappeared and another form of myself, or rather, the boy came up. It smiled.
"Changelings. I should have known." I said to the creature, who only seemed focused on one thing.
"I must feed!"
It ran out of the closet, ready to do whatever dastardly thing to Her. Of course, this was only a mission for highly trained experts. Only one that has been forced to consume all the porn on Earth. Yup, Earth.