I woke up... not on my bed as usual, but on grass... as I got up I felt different, faster, stronger, and more... healthy. "What's going on?" I asked myself, I didn't know what to think then I saw I was in a familiar looking outfit. 'GOKUS GI' I thought 'This doesn't even feel like my body what happened last night' I thought to myself, just then I had a flashback... I was being crushed under a burning building... 'D-Did I die' I thought 'That would explain why everything is so... different... Is this Heaven? So, peaceful' just then I saw a teenager in another familiar looking outfit "V-vegeta?" I asked.
"Oh good, you awake Kakarot." Vegeta said looking at me. 'Wait, I'm Goku... Yaaay' I thought. "Kakarot hurry up, the girls are waiting."
"Girls?" I asked.
"Yes you imbecile don't you remember, Rainbow, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie, and Sunset, we were about to leave to go and eat, then we all saw you faint here, I told them to leave and that I could wait for you to get up." He explained. "If we hurry we can get there before six o' clock."
'Wait a minute... the mane six... minus Twilight but still Sunsets there, all my dreams just came true... AMERICA, FUCK YEA' I thought. "So Veggie, Where are we going exactly?" I asked. He gave me a glare.
"Don't ever call me that again or I'll hit so so hard you'll be begging for mercy, you hear me Kakarot... and we are going to meet them at some bakery... never got the name." He said.
"Well then, what are we waiting for?" I asked, then got an idea 'Ohhh, this'll be fun' I thought. "Lets race."
As I blasted off I heard him behind me shouting. "YOU LITTLE CHEATER, I'LL DESTROY YOU!!!!!"
"Gotta catch me first." I said sticking out my tongue at him, as I was flying I started to hum a song from my favorite game.
We flew for a couple of minutes trying to find the girls we 'You had one job Vegeta' I thought, I started to think even more 'How do I already know how use Goku's powers... science... fuck it'. Just then I heard a someone yell below us.
"GOKU... VEGETA!" I looked down to see Sunset Shimmer waving. "DOWN HERE!"
"Vegeta." I said, he looked at me. "First one down wins the race."
He grew a grin, and we went down at the same time... we tied.
"I would have won, if you didn't cheat in the beginning." He said angrily.
"Hey it's not called cheating, it's called strategerizing." I said smiling, everyone looked at me funny as they exited the building to greet us 'Oh yea, never heard of ASFJerome' I thought.
"Strategerizing... what is that?" Sunset asked.
"A new word... add it to the dictionary." I said.
"You're acting a bit different... is everything ok Goku?" Asked Rainbow.
"Yep, everything is just fine." I said putting on Goku's signature smile, 'Damn... ok I'm going to be Goku... then I'm going to have to act like him, what would Goku say right now... bingo' I thought to myself. "Hey can we eat... I'm starving."
"Yep, that's Goku." Said Pinkie.
"Of course it's me... who else would I be?" I asked, keeping my smile.
"I don't know... who?" She asked, I gave a shrug.
"Goku, ya sure you're alright?" AJ asked.
"Well..." I said, they all gave worried stares. "Nah, that's just hunger."
"Good God Kakarot, don't do that." Vegeta said.
"Sorry." I said, rubbing the back of my head 'And the charade continues'.
We entered the store, and I found some other people that looked familiar... List: Applebloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Bell, Diamond Tiara. I started to get angry, 'This little bitch, on the show I was never their to help, but I swear if I see her bullying the CMC one more time... it will be a messy site' I thought, and started to chuckle.
"What's so funny?" Pinkie asked.
"Oh, just... remembering a joke." I said.
"Oh oh, can you tell us it?" She asked, 'What have I done?' I thought, just then our food came.
"Who are two the cakes for?" I asked, regretting it as soon as I asked.
"You and Vegeta... remember, you're *ahem* eating habits." Rarity said.
"Oh, ohhhhh." I said getting it now, 'Dumbass' I thought. "R-Right."
"Are you sure you alright?" Rainbow asked.
"Well..." I said.
"If this is another joke just stop now while you're ahead Kakarot." Vegeta ordered.
"I do feel a little *ahem*... off." I said cowering into my seat.
"You mean... the all might Goku, is getting sick?" Rainbow asked.
"I-I think." I said, they all began to laugh. "Huh?"
"Was that the joke you were thinking of?" Pinkie asked, 'Oh thank you merciful lord' I though.
"Y-Yeah, that was the joke." I said. "That was the joke."
"Man... and that Fluttershy impression was spot on." Rainbow said.
"Huh?" I looked across the table, Fluttershy stopped laughing, and was now hiding under the table blushing, I then whispered under the table. "S-Sorry Fluttershy... it was just a joke after all though."
"I-It's alright." She said still hiding... 'Man, now I kinda feel bad... hmmmm' I looked at Rainbow then at Vegeta 'Ohhhh, this... is gonna be good' I went up to Vegeta's ear and whispered "Ya know... Rainbow Dash likes you." He stopped laughing and looked at me.
"What?!" He whispered loudly, almost spitting out his soda. "H-How... w-who told you this information?"
"Sorry can't say... but here's a hint." I whispered pointing at the girls. "It was one of them."
"Why are you pointin' at us." Applejack asked.
"Just giving Veggie some info." I said.
"Kakarot." He said.
"Yuh huh." I answered.
"What did I say about calling me that." He said.
"That if I called you Veggie again you would punch me so har- oh boy." I said, catching on. "I have become error."
With that he punched me in the head so hard I was actually considering doing phase two of what he had planned, then I saw another fist come at me.
"Vegeta, I thought you only said once." I said, blocking the attack.
"Until you say MERCY!" He said, 'If this keeps up he might hurt someone in the store' I thought.
"Fine... mercy." I said.
"W-What..." Was all he could say.
"I said m-mercy." I answered a little louder.
"You're serious." He said, everyone at our booth was staring at me.
"Yea... sometimes you just gotta be the bigger man." I said making my way to my seat.
"B-Bigger... MAN!" He shouted.
"Uhhh, yea." I said. "What's the big deal."
"G-Goku... you sure you're alright, you were never like this before you..." Sunset was in the middle of talking, then she just stopped, she then gathered the girls into a huddle.
"Hey.. hello... fine ignore me." I said getting angry. "Really... ok fine... hey Veggi-... Vegeta."
"Yes." He said.
"Wanna train?" I asked.
"W-What... why now?" He asked.
"Bored." I answered blankly. "Why do you care, I thought you loved to fight."
"Hmmm, ok fine, but lets finish out food." He said, we then dove into our food like their was no tomorrow, 'Holy shit, Goku can eat fast' I thought to myself. By the time we finished eating they we still talking.
"What are they talking about?" I wondered.
"I dont know why don't you ask them." Vegeta answered sarcastically.
"Good idea." I said and walked up to them.
"Kakarot I was being sarcastic." He said, I ignored him.
"Hey girls." They all looked at me. "Whatcha talking about?"
"Oh stuff." Sunset answered.
"What kinda stuff?" I asked.
"Stuff stuff." She said.
"Okey dokey Lokey." I said Pinkie looked at me funny. "Well me and Veggie are gonna head out." Just then a felt something hit me in the head. "Oww, really?"
"What did I say?" He asked.
I growled at him. "Anyways, yea so see ya later." I said.
"Wait Goku... do you have a place to stay?" Sunset asked... 'Crap Baskets'
"I-I uhhh... V-Vegeta... help" I said.
"Oh Kakarot, it's a yes or no question." Vegeta said. 'I was at this moment were I realized... I don fucked up'
"Well Goku come on... are you going to answer me?" She asked, I could only think of one thing.
"Uhhhh, ummmm... bye." I said and flew away.
"GOKU!!!!" I heard her scream faintly.
"SORRY... GOTTA TRAIN!!!" I yelled.
*Vegeta's POV*
"Ugh, what has gotten into him?" I asked.
"Oh good you're still here." Sunset said. "Look since you're Goku closest friend we need you to follow him and see if you can get him to confess anything he might be hiding."
"And if he doesn't?" I asked again.
"We'll I haven't figured that one out... I should have something by the time you guys come back." She said.
"Ok fine... one more thing?" I said.
"Yea?" She asked.
"Did you tell Kakarot Rainbow likes me." I whispered into Sunsets ear.
"WHAT... HE SAID WHAT!!!" She yelled.
"So it wasn't you." I said.
"NO!!!" She was getting redder and redder.
"Damn it Kakarot." I said and flew after him.