I got a bit behind on my laundry this week, so I was starting to run out of clothes. Rarity did me a big favor though; she told me she would make me some new clothes free of charge. I guess she really does represent the Element of Generosity. Even though she can be a little bit of a neat freak, and can get angry over little things, she is pretty nice. I just hope she doesn’t overdo the clothes because, after all, I just need clothes for my everyday routine.
Since Dashie and I had no plans today, we decided to just clean the house. I guess you could call it a pre-Spring Cleaning. I had Dashie clear the leaves off of the rooftop and all that kind of fun stuff while I took care of the garden and dusted the house. It was pretty fun too because we decided to whistle a song and the other would guess which one it was. I had the upper hand because most of the songs Dashie heard while back o Earth, I let her listen to.
This was actually pretty calming too because there wasn’t any danger or drama involved. It was just good old cleaning with my little girl. I can’t complain, this was great. The occasional cloud of dust made me choke but it was bearable. We just needed to wait until Rarity finished the clothes. After finishing, Dashie decided to just lie around on the couch.
I decided to ruffle around the attic and look for some old pictures of Dashie and I. I also wanted to see if my old journals were safe and sound. After rooting around for quite a bit, I found the old journals. And man, these things gave me a long trip down memory lane. I thought about all of my thoughts and actions during the experiences I had. The good, the bad, and the ugly. It was pretty cinematic, like a movie by George Lucas.
There was a knock on the door but seeing as how Dashie was right downstairs, I let her handle it. I wanted to look a little bit at the old photo album. I could hear some talking downstairs and made out some of the things they said. The voice that I recognized was Sweetie Belle’s who was downstairs for some reason. “Oh hi, Rainbow Dash. I didn’t think you were home. We’re here to drop your Dad’s new clothes off.”
Dashie yelled loudly enough to get my attention. “Dad, Rarity’s new clothes are here for you.” I went towards the staircase back down to the living room. As I was walking, I heard her say something else but to somepony else. I can’t wait to see what Rarity has whipped or uhh “divined” for me to wear.
I walked downstairs to see the whole crowd by the door. Dashie was standing next to Sweetie Belle and somepony that I’ve never seen before in my entire life. “Hello Sweetie.” Sweetie Belle greeted me back. I turned my attention to the new pony and acknowledged him. “I don’t believe I’ve seen you before.” He answered me almost immediately “New around here.” I guess he was nervous not being used to a human. Wait no, he’s looking at me like I’m just some regular pony.
He doesn’t have a Cutie Mark on his flank either. This was suspicious. I eyed the tannish pony and studied his dark brown mane. There was something fishy about him. “He was in the Everfree Forest and he’s got amnesia.” Sweetie Belle chimed in. “Have you now? So, can’t remember anything?” I said as I walked over to the container full of my new clothes.
He answered me somewhat casually. “Not Really.” Time to prod his for any answers. I want to know more about this pony. “You don’t really seem…..concerned about me. Most ponies who meet me for the first time are a little……scared, I guess. You don’t seem phased by my appearance at all.” He seemed to get a little tense when I said this. Let’s see what he has to say.
“Well, that’s probably because I’ve used up my fear from narrowly escaping the clutches of a Timberwolf.” This sounded too good to be true. “You were chased by Timberwolves?” Dashie and Sweetie Belle said surprised. He proceeded to nod and said “Zecora saved my ah-“ He paused. “Flank.” That was it, he wasn’t any regular pony. He almost said ass. Nopony says that in this world. I’m starting to get this very undeniable idea. Maybe, I’m being crazy or my age isn’t letting me think straight, or maybe, he is a human.
Dashie interrupted my train of thought. “What were you doing in the Everfree Forest in the first place?” He shrugged and said “Can’t remember.” Likely story. “Well, I hope you remember soon. It must be horrible not being to remember who you are. Me and Dad had a similar problem a while back.” He looked at her for a moment, wondering what she meant. Then he went over to look at the pictures of us on the wall.
“I hope so too.” I see some sort of look on his face. It looks like he recognizes some of the pictures. How would he know what Earth looks like, let alone what these buildings look like. Time to put some more pressure on him. “Yeah, that’s where I come from.” He answered “Look’s……dreary.” “It is. The name’s Brian. Brian Dash.” I said as I turned to him. Maybe I could get on his good side and see if he’ll open up to me.
“Hello, Brian. I don’t know my real name, but I’ve been dubbed Forest.” It was a pretty weird name but it was understandable. “Forest, eh? Not a bad name.” He answered very hesitantly “A certain pink pony thought of it.” “You mean Pinkie Pie?” He nodded in confirmation. “You don’t have to listen to her, if you don’t like it…..” He answered back reassuringly “No, no. It’s perfectly fine. I think it suits me, actually.
Sweetie Belle interrupted my little investigation. “Forest, we should go. The doctor is probably waiting for us. She motioned for him to leave. He turned to me and waved. “Right. Well, nice to meet you Brian, Rainbow Dash.” Dashie waved to him “Sure. Yeah. Catch ya later. Oh, did Pinkie throw a party for you yet?” “I got a cake and exploding musical boxes full of confetti.” She shook her head.
“No, you’ve yet to experience Pinkie’s welcome to Ponyville parties. All she gave you was a Welcome to Ponyville welcome. You’ll see what I mean. Everypony’s gonna be there.” She grinned at him. He sighed and said “Well then, I can’t wait. You guys will be there?” Dashie and I nodded in unison. “Well then, will I get to meet everybody there?”
That’s it. My suspicion is confirmed. He just said everybody. Who the hell in Equestria says everybody? He is definitely a human. This is getting me a little worried. Why is he here? What does he want? Is he here to take Dashie away or do something horrible to this world? No, I won’t let that happen. I’m going to stop him before he can do whatever he is planning. Not wanting to give away my suspicion, I looked at him casually and said “Yes, you will.”
“Well then, until that time.” He left with Sweetie Belle. As he was closing the door, he looked at me. He noticed me staring at him with this very stern look. He thought nothing of it. Well, he’s wrong. He is in for a world of hurt if he thinks he can do anything to my little Dashie.
“Well, that was nice, wasn’t it Pops?” I turned to her in confusion. “Meeting the new guy, I mean. Seems nice. And besides, this means that Pinkie is gonna throw an awesome welcome party with her awesome cake. Awww yeah!” I nodded and she went to take a nap until it was time to go. I sat down in my chair and thought about him the entire time.
Millions of thought raced around my mind pertaining to him. Eventually, it came time and we headed to city hall. We took our time of course, because I was a little slow and I wanted to think about what to say to him. Maybe a warning? No that’s too direct. Maybe a threat? No. We arrived at the party a little late but it was still good to get there. Dashie saw Forest and went over to him. “Hi Forest. Sorry we arrived so late.” “Hello. I’m about to go home. I feel…..tired.” He actually sounded truthful when he said this but I didn’t care.
“Anyway, its fine. From what I’ve heard, Pinkie throws these kinds of things all the time. I would have understood if you hadn’t come, but since you’re here, try the cider, its simply amaz-“ Dashie bolted towards the table. It was just me and him now. I stared at him, making my doubts very obvious. He nodded at me, and started to walk away. Time for the final push. I want to see if he’ll squirm.
“How’s the weather back on Earth?” That got him. It confused him and made him really nervous. “What?” “How’s the weather back home, I said.” He answered very nervously “I don’t remember where I’m from…….” “I don’t believe you. I think you know very well where you’re from. I don’t know how you’re here, and I don’t know why but if-“ He suddenly regained his calm.
“Look, Brian, I’m tired and I’ve been overwhelmed by the events of today. I wake up in the middle of a forest I know nothing of, remembering no one and nothing, escaping the teeth of a Timberwolf, and then trying to find a place to stay, let along trying to evade Pinkie. I don’t understand what you’re talking about, or what you’re implying. All I want to do is find the answers I seek, and then go home.”
That was the biggest amount of bull I have heard all my life, and trust me; I got plenty from Dashie when she was a teenager. I definitely got under his skin. I kind of feel like playing that song by Frank Sinatra now. I stared at him to get my point across. “Fine, but I’m keeping my eye on you.”
“You can keep two for all I care. If you happen to discover something about me, then please let me know. I might be able to recall who I used to be.” He turned and left the party. I have him right where I want him. He’s on edge, I can tell. Sooner or later, he will tell me who he is. As for now, I’ll let him be and focus on the party that I’m at.
Dashie came up to me with four cups full of cider. “Dad, you have got to try this cider. It is just rad.” I turned to her and smiled, forgetting about “Forest”. I reached my hand to grab a cup but she slapped my hand and said “No way, get your own cup. These babies are all mine!”
After a hours of Dashie drinking apple cider, she finally felt full and tired. I picked her up in my arms and carried her home. She was groaning in pain. “Wwwwhhhyyyy?…..” She asked in pain. “Because you drank too much cider. Her stomach was like a big beach ball. “Noo…whyyy?” Now I was confused. “Why what?” She answered slowly. “Why didn’t you let me drink one more?”