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// Celestia....of fuck this stress 
// Story: Displaced Spider 
// by Dragon363 
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	Celestia said, "Bug."
I playfully retort with, "Fatty, how's that diet of cake and tea doing you?" Celestia rightfully so is mad and growling at me. As I am busy staring at her I get on my bad ass bike. After,I'm on it I say, "Sunny I'm sorry, but I'm needed elsewhere. That place is anyplace, but here since well I don't want to be sat on. You better not follow since the jiggling of your fat ass will knock out everyone." My quick thinking made me drive off away from the fat angry goddess. Celestia is giving chase as i am driving away as fast as I can. I am swerving a lot as not to be vaporized by the trigger happy bitch. 
Alpha Red from my on screen dashboard of the bike, "Sir, at the speed you are going crash is inevitable. I recommend slowing down by 50.6% of you 350 MPH speed." Even though I hear this I ignore it. I'm not in the mood to be stoned again. I also activate from my bag the Iron Spider suit to help take the impact from the crash that will come. The moment I do the back tire got shot out by Celestia's insane firing. Thus, causing a spin out as I with all my might squeeze the brake in an attempt to slow the hell down. Either by a miracle or an act of The One Above All I do slow down and stop the bike,but not before leaving a 70 mile burnout trail. I get off the adrenaline junkies best friend, only for my spider sense to go off. I dodge the magical energy blast and turn to see a panting Celestia.
I asked constrained(What I'm not a complete prick Watcher.), "You ok Celestia after a chase like that you should still be ready for a longer fight and chase. "
Celestia said in between gasps for air, "I don't know...maybe I...need...to lay...off...the cake."
I said to myself,"Urge to make snarky remark so strong." Then I say to the sun raiser, "Sit, rest I will not fight you till your ready."
'Are you sure that is a good idea Jeffery?'
"Sir Celestia appears, by her vitals through the scan of her that she isn't gasping for air due to the run, but from what appears to be some form of drugging or even magical parasite. Also might I suggest getting rid of The Klyntar Hybrid since, we both can not work together as a team. The reason being this suit wasn't made for use when combined with the Symbiote. "
After hearing Alpha Red tell me this I grow suspicious. This prompts me to say, "Celestia, I'm sorry for losing the crystal empire. I promise that when I returns I will fight to save it from Sombra's rule." Since, if I can fix my friendship with Celestia she might listen when I tell her it might be something worse then her dietary choices that are causing this. Also, I really don't want to fight a god of the sun it's really hard. 
Celestia said looking confused and ready to pass out,"Really, I want to believe you,  but the way you lost it the last time it looked like you did that purposely."
"I know it dose Princess, but I promise you that I will fix my mistake should the time come. I want to give out my hand and offer you it in friendship like we were before the empire brouhaha. Forgive and tolerate right?" I said
"Love and tolerate, but I accept your apology. I do expect you to help with the freeing of the crystal empire...Web head" Said Celestia smiling for reasons I have no clue, but I am smiling under my iron spider mask. since she called me web head as a nickname, Luna called me Spidey to which I'm glad that Celestia remembers my nickname. 
As we stand there smiling like dumb asses Twilight and her friends finally catch up with us wearing the Elements she then said, "Celestia what is going on?"
Celestia said,"Just me and an old friend making amends for a mistake. What is with the new suit Spiderman?"
I chuckle and replied, "A friend of mine made it and no Twilight can't examine it since I really don't want any old villains of my world being made here."
Celestia said, "Any other tricks you picked up when you were running from me?",
"Yes." I said and then willed the armor back to a backpack and set it on the bike.
Twilight said, "Who is the friend that gave you that armor since it is marvelous."
I answer, "A friend for a different world, his name is...Ironman. I made another who gave me another gift which I can't show you due to I promised him not to. Now I'm going back to my laboratory." I go over to my bike and pick it up. I proceed to carry it back to my base. Since, I need to check my universe sensors for incase the Inheritors decided I'm the next Spider on there list or I'm the main target if the latter is true then oh shit. I hope my Displaced friends will come to help me when I call, if not then I'm stuck with Future me, British asshole me, and talking cartoon pony me.
As I walk I contemplate, how long can I last with all these other Displaced before I make enemies amongst them, accidently a war between them, get maimed, or worse. I finally say out loud for absolutely no reason, "42% chance." After arriving at the castle i enter it and head to my lab, once I'm in my lab a set my bike down. Sighing and making my way to my chair. I plop myself into it to relax for a short time since everything I have done has been stressful. I wonder why I'm not crazy yet from everything I know.
'Since, your mind is wired differently thus letting you take all this stress and not suffer any ill side effects.'
"Thanks Hybrid" I replied as I close my eyes now and quickly I fall asleep.