//------------------------------// // session one end PT 2.0! // Story: My First Jump // by EverlastingKnightmare //------------------------------// Being stone is boring, altho it’s funny when ponies pass by and wonder just what the hell you are, I saw filly Twilight once! The one thing that got me tho was that ever sines I was moved here Celestia had come every day for all those years to talk me out of bordem. She would tell me things that went on, I felt like crying when she told me what happened to Luna with the whole Nightmare Moon thing, she had told me about sending Twilight to Ponyville to find the elements, she told me everything. That the day came fir the gala, and I had just time traveled back to beat Shadow and fix the time line, hmm, so thats what happened. Later that night Celestia had come to me and told me everything. Guess who had power at this point? ME! “He must have been one handsome fello.” I muttered through my weakening stone prison, scaring her to holy hell. “W-what?” She said looking up at me. “I said Polly wants a cracker.” I chuckled and broke my head loose, finally able to move in.........1000 years? Meh. “But I’m not Polly and a cracker makes my mouth all dry and shtuff.” I broke a arm free and put it to my chin. “Hmm, do you have cheese sticks here? I feel like cheese sticks.” I broke the other hand free and fist pumped. “But none of that now! I’m free!” I broke out the rest of the way and fell face first into the stone walkway. “Ah pain, my old friend.” I swear I heard someone say ‘Sup bro?’ I looked up at Celestia and grinned. “Gone forever hmm? FOREVER HAS NO HOLD ON THIS GUY!” I pointed at myself with my thumbs when I got up. “Y-your....” She paused a second then did what she did when we first met, tackled me to the ground, but this time in a hug! “I-I thought you w-would be g-gone forever!” She was crying into my shoulder, being shirtless does not help. “Ya well you know me! Nothing ever keeps me down, cause I’m the best, around!” I laughed and she giggled. “I never really got to know you. So I wouldn’t know.” She giggled again and I took her chin gently in my hand, raising her head to meet my eyes. “Now you have all the time in the world to.” I kissed her lightly on the lips and chuckled. “So, how did you like my captain pose? A sign that I need to get drunk fast!” I got up and laughed in my evil laugh. “TO THE PUNCH BOWL!” I ran off laughing like a mad man, Celestia chasing me the whole way. Happy end, I could do a bad one but I hate hurting my heart. Sneak peek at next episode! -------------------------------------- “Wait, cotton candy AND chocolate milk TOGETHER!? Must be the work of a loving god!” “Ah yes, you ruined my plans before.” “At least you got to watch me eat a pie the size of a planet.” “T-Twilight?” “You have made the biggest mistake of you worthless life, I don’t need a partner, the world will bend to my will on it’s own.”