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// What being a public superhero team does... 
// Story: Rainbow Sentai Harmonyranger 
// by Xero Key 
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(I own nothing. This is me just putting Slice of Life into this story. Absolutely no fight scenes, mainly comedy.)

Did you really try to start a revolution?
Canterlot High tries its very best to enjoy days without monster attacks, few as they are. But some days, something weird just has to happen...and you start thinking to yourself that you should lock the cafeteria door.

"Fellow Students! I am Starlight Glimmer and I have a message for you!"

...Well she isn't singing at least. Seriously, why do new students always show up halfway through the day?

"The evil plaguing our fair city comes from our individualism." The would be politician said. "We must come together in true harmony, as one entity, for peace to prevail." She stood on one of the numerous soapboxes the school just keeps lying around. "We must be Equal!"

"Like Animal Farm equal or Bioshock equal?" A student asked.

"Maybe she means Lord of the Flies?" Another commented.

"I thought she was going Borg." A third said, not looking up from his handheld game.

Twi--Sun--Starlight Sh--Sp---Glimmer became red in the face. "Equality is the only true path to Harmony! You can't have a Nightmare if you never Dream! And our enemy is a Nigh..." 

She was interrupted by a flash of light like a rainbow on the opposite side of the cafeteria. The crowd of students stepped back to two sides to reveal all seven Power Rangers. Red was standing with her arms crossed. Green was twirling her blaster in one hand next to her, while Blue was on the other side acting like she was filing her nails through her glove with her dagger. Pink was sitting cross-legged on the ground playing patty cake with Yellow. Purple was slightly off to the side spinning a wheel on the tip of her staff. Gold was sitting on the edge of the table, one leg hanging off and her hand in fist holding up her head. The gold helmet slightly raised, along with the others, as she said. "Hi, you must be new here."

"Meep."  

You're a Celebrity, get used to this.
"This is ridiculous!" Rarity said holding up a magazine she saw at a local drug store. "'Blue Ranger's Rehab failing!' What Rehab? I've never even been to Amsterdam, let alone to a drug party!"

"You're a celebrity, get used to this." Vinyl said, not looking up from the work she was doing on the Wub Cannon.

"They are literally telling lies! It's all made up!" Rarity glanced down at the article. "It's even dated for a day when I was fighting, like, six giant Terrorvons outside of the city! Seriously!?"

"You're a celebrity, get used to this."

Rarity huffed and stormed out of the lab. "I'm going to talk to their superiors, let's see how they'll like that! Hmmph!"

Vinyl blinked and took off her headphones. "Well...this will escalate quickly."

Two days later
"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Rarity's scream of rage could be heard throughout the base. "'Blue Ranger Tells All: The Lifestyle of the Ranger Base!' I never said any of this! And that picture is clearly an unshaven man in a wig wearing a cheap knock-off of my uniform!"

"You're a celebrity, get used to this."

Papers, please.
"Next." The judge officer said, beckoning Sunset forward. "Prosecutor, crime?"

"Possession of a weapon without a license."

"Since when does a sword need a license?" Sunset asked.

"Speak only when spoken to or you will be found in contempt of court." The judge said sternly. "Recommendation?" 

"As it is a first offense, a fine will do." The ADA on duty said.

"Miss. Shimmer, do you understand the charges against you?" The judge asked.

"A question your honor?"

"Yes?"

"Would this be happening if my helmet had been on at the IHOP?"

"Probably not."

"*sigh* I'll pay the fine."

"Good. The sentence is a $2500 fine and required licensing." A bang of the gavel. "Next."

I'm Too Awesome
A figure in a Carmen SanDiego outfit does her best to avoid being noticed. This is Canterlot after all, it's practically the American nerd cultural center. No one is going to notice a woman dressed all in red in this town.

"There she is!"

Except for Genre Savvy fans. 

Rainbow Dash's hat practically flew off her head as she ran away. "Please I've got a hand cramp! No more autographs!" The fans would not be deterred, recreating Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote, with multiple-Coyotes.

Watching from a nearby cafe, Applejack and Rarity looked on in amusement. "Awesome as She wants to be?" "Guess it was too awesome."

Get off my property! 
The sun rose over the hills, as the soft morning dew and fog settled on Sweet Apple Acres. The rooster crowed and the multitude of animals awoke from their long nights rest, some now going to sleep. In the rustic farmhouse that has stood the test of time, a beautiful voice could be heard as the young southern belle awakens. "GET THE HECK OFF MAH PROPERTY!!!" And with crashes and meows, a veritable army of camera operators ran from the house as fast as they could. A gunshot rang out through the fields, knocking a sign off it's post. "And stay out yah varmints!" Applejack said lowering her rifle. "Dad gum morons always waking me up...she put a no Trespassin' sign... Auntie Megan never had this problem... *grumble grumble*" 

And with that the beautiful southern belle, rifle slung over her shoulders, marched back into her home dressed only in her nightgown and bonnet.

Ain't no Party like a Pink Ranger Party
The delivery man just sighed as he waited at the door of the Youth Center. "Why the heck do we have breakfast deliveries anyway?"He looked towards the truck he had backed up to the door. "And who could possibly need this many burritos?"

The door opened to reveal a helmet-less, but still costumed, Pink Ranger. "Hey, your here!" She said. "I'll take those!" She lifted the truck and shook all of the cargo into her arms, before putting them inside. "Here's the money, keep the change as a tip." Before she closed the door, the delivery man could see a crowd of people sleeping like it was pre-school nap time, some even had stuffed animals they were cuddling with. Looking to his side he saw perfectly stacked card pyramids of pizza boxes, modern art of balanced soda bottles, and a letter saying 'Free to Good Art Home--Party Goers'.  

"I need an invite."

That's Not Science!
Doctor Twilight Sparkle was at her Alma Mater showing off her new abilities.

"That shouldn't work." Her old professor said.

"It does." Twilight answered while causing a sapling to grow into a bush by waving her hand.

"Magic isn't real."

"Clarke's Law Corollary."

"That's a science fiction joke! That's not science!" The professor shouted while pointing at the rose bush with apples growing from it.

"You're right." Twilight said, lowering her glasses to the bridge of her nose, smirking a vulpine grin. "It's magic."

Huh, I have a cavity.
Fluttershy was waiting in the dentists chair, trying the best that she can to not imagine all of the sharp pointy things nearby attacking her. "Calm down, imagine them monsters. Then you can punch it." 

The dentist, Dr. Minuette, walked in. "Hello Fluttershy, been using Colgate toothpaste like I suggested?"

"Yes ma'am."

"Aw, you are such a cute superhero!"

"I'm not cute." Fluttershy pouted a little, cheeks puffing up and becoming rosy.

Dr. Minuette stopped what she was doing, looked at Fluttershy and clicked her mouth. After wincing and rubbing her jaw, she set up a complicated series of mirrors to look inside her own mouth. "Wow, you're so sweet and cute, you gave a dentist a cavity."