Five hours earlier, we find Pinkie in her room twitching. "What are we dealing with?" asked the Doctor.
"The patient's name is Pinkamena D. Pie" replied the Nurse, "She's suffering from head trauma from a random piano that fell in Ms. Twilight Sparkle's room moments after she checked in"
The Doctor looks at Pinkie and asks "Any further damage you know of?"
"None as of yet, but I fear her mentality may have suffered a change" said the Nurse.
The two leave. Meanwhile, deep within Pinkie's mind, a manifestation of her is found.
She comes to asking "Where am I? Where's the piano...Ooh, and where did this headache come from?" She starts to look around until she finds another image of her with straight hair at the seat of what appears to be a dashboard. "Um, excuse me" Pinkie said, "Can you tell me where I am?"
The straight-haired Pinkie turns round with a sour look on her face. "You're in the hospital" she said with a sinister voice.
Pinkie looks around saying "Hmm...Weirdest hospital I'VE been in!"
The straight-haired Pinkie sighs and replies "No, I mean your PHYSICAL body is"
"Phyical body?" Pinkie asked. "Does that mean...? AAAAH! I'M A GHOST! I'M NOT READY TO BE A GHOST YET!" she starts sobbing.
"SILENCE!" hissed the straight-haired Pinkie, "You're not a ghost, you're an astral projection, an interpretation of an out-of-body experience that assumes the existence of an 'astral body' separate from the physical body"
"...Gee, you're really smart, straight-haired me" Pinkie said, "Are you an Astral projection too?"
"No, I'm your Id" admitted the straight-haired Pinkie. "And I have taken over your body!"
Pinkie gasped and said "WHAT!? YOU CAN'T DO THA- Wait, what's an Id?"
The Id sighed again and said "Basically, I'm your dark side bent on doing very mean things"
Pinkie then continues, "T, IT'S MY BODY! GET AWAY FROM THERE!"
"NEVER!" shouted the Id. She then mentally throws Pinkie into a nearby...Closet?
"I have a closet in my brain?" Pinkie asked.
Outside her mind, Pinkie climbs out of her bed. She finds members of the staff having an office Birthday party. She sneaks into Twilight's room next door.
"Oh, Pinkie...I was woried about you!" Twilight said. Without saying a word, Pinkie, grabs a roll of gause and wraps it around Twilight's horn. "What are you doing?" Twilight asked, "How am I supposed to take my pain-killers!?" Pinkie then opens the door and wheels Twilight out as hard as she could. While some of the doctors chase after the runaway Unicorn, Pinkie made her move and grabbed the knife near the cake and runs off. At the end of the chase, Twilight flies out of the window of the second story. "PIIIINKIEEEE!" she shouted as she plummeted into the lake. Much to the dismay of Spike who came to the hospital with some flowers. "
TWILIGHT!" he cried as Pinkie runs by knocking him into the water. Moments later, a buff, male Camoflage-patterned Earth Pony with a grey mane in a military manecut and a Cutie Mark of a military soldier hat wearing a commando outfit comes out with Twilight groaning in pain spitting out some water with her body cast almost completely melted off. "Are you okay, miss?" he said in a gruff, gravelly voice.
"Yes, I'm fine" replied Twilight, "Thank you"
"Who are you?" Asked Spike.
"My name is General Command" he told him. He then turns to a doctor and said "Is there a Ms. Pinkamena Diane Pie here?"
"You just missed her" Spike replied.
"She stole a knife we were using to cut a birthday cake" added a nurse.
"Dear Celestia..." General Command muttered.
Spike pulls out a quill and parchment. After the General looked at him funny, he puts them both away saying "Sorry, reflex"
And now, back to our story. A Late to the Jabberwocky-esque tune plays in the background.
"Pinkie, I thought we sesolved this" Fluttershy said.
Pinkie replied "Oh, it WILL be resolved..." before slipping into the darkness whispering "Right now..."
The only sound that could be heard was the clip-clop of Pinkie's hooves. Fluttershy payed attention to this and listened for her to stop. The sound stopped behind her. Pinkie made her move and tried to cut Fluttershy who ducks in the nik of time. She then proceeds to giving a roundhouse kick to Pinkie's face knocking her back into the darkness Pinkie is a little faster this time. She stops at Fluttershy's right which she dodges again, this time, Pinkie managed to cut of a few small strands of Fluttershy's mane. Fluttershy then proceeds with a series of punches to Pinkie's stomach. Pinkie then jumps back into the darkness for another attack. She goes faster and immediately jumps from behind again, this time, nearly missing Fluttershy's ear. Now enraged, Pinkie sands on her back legs, takes the knife out of her mouth and spins it around a few times before slashing at Fluttershy who keeps dodging it. After a few more times, she throws the knife at Fluttershy missing her. The sounds of it sticking into a wooden surface, Rarity screaming, and the breaking of some ribs are heard.
"THE PAIN! THE HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PAIN!" cried Rarity. The two then engage in a grapple.
Just then, Astral Pinkie appears between them.
"Fluttershy!" Astral Pinkie said. "I don't know how it happened but- Ooh, my voice is very echoy right now! Heloooo!" She proceeds singing some of the Smile Song. After making it to "Brighten up your day", she remembers what she was doing. "Oh, right....That piano somehow put my Id in the dirver's seat of my mind!"
"I'm afraid it's a little more complicated then that, Ms. Pie" said General Command entering the ring. "See, you're a sleeper agent...One we shouldn't have created"
"What?" Fluttershy asked.
General Command then tells her, "Back during the Pony-Griffin War, we had made various sleeper agents, one being your friend here. When we made her into a sleeper agent, we'd hope that she be the one to end the war. Unfortunately, the ones who did the operation reported that if she were activated, she would become a cruel monster and turn ponies into pastries rather then what she was supposed to do, starting with the one who said her trigger phrase, 'I can't believe that the two most frivolous ponies in Ponyville are trying to tell me how to live my life when they are throwing their own lives away on pointless pursuits that nopony else gives a flying feather about'. The activation would be full if she were struck in the head hard enough. A glitch is that you wouldn't be safe if you said it in the third person. The only way to terminate the activation once-and-for-all is to have her astral projection retun into her physical body only when it's unoncious"
"Fat chance of THAT happening, CUPCAKE!" Physical Pinkie shouted.
Fluttershy wins the grapple and breaks all four of Physical Pinkie's legs and lands a karate chop on the top of her head. Astral Pinkie then goes back into her body. Her mane and tail go back to her usual style.
"NYAAAAH!" wailed Pinkie, "Did you have to break my legs!?" Fluttershy apologized and said "It was the only way I could get you to stay still" The lights come back on and the paramedics pick up Rarity, a passed-out Rainbow Dash, Pinkie and Gilda. The knife is stuck in the V.I.P Box.
"...Fillies and gentlecolts, LET'S HEAR IT FOR HIDDEN DRAGON!" shouted the Host as the audience starts cheering their heads off over the display of Fluttershy's might.
Moments later, Fluttershy and Grace are seen in the hospital at the contender wing.
"I'm proud as a punch to hear all his from ya" said Granny Smith. "At this rate, not only will ya be one step closer to findin' Apple Bloom, but you'll be the biggest thing in the tourney since your's truely! But I wouldn't get too cocky, green-horn, your Pink friend doen't take much to take her down and to a pony, a griffin is easy pickins"
"BAH!" Gilda scoffed from across the room, "She got lucky was all!"
Granny, ignoring Gilda continues, "My point is, there'll be tougher opponents and possibly another surprise one. I'll be fully-healed in a few more days, by then, I'll teach you a few of my moves"
The two head to the room where Fluttershy's friends are. In a chair near the window, A familiar face is seen covered by a familiar hat.
To Be Continued