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// What The Hay? 
// Story: Lyra eats an Oreo 
// by DreamHeart 
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I walked toward the nearest bench to sit and devou- I mean, eat my Oreo, when I saw a crowd near Sugar Cube Corner. Hmm... maybe its the princess. And with that, I trotted towards the sweetshop. "Oh! You came!" Said a fimilar cross-eyed pegaus. "Come sit by me!" She waved a hoof, motioning me over by her. I sat down, normally with my legs hanging off the side, and saw a triple colored mane flowing above the crowd. Right next to it was a tip of a white horn. Derpy wasn't joking when she said the princess was here.

I almost forgot about my yummy Oreo, so I pulled it out of my saddlebag and took a nible. BIGGEST MISTAKE. EVER. The minute I bit into it the princess ears shot up. Did she sense something wrong? Was the village under attack? Was Canterlot being taken over? No. It was much worse. MUCH worse.

Princess Celastia stood, as the crowd cleared a path, she was heading this way. Towards me. I panicked and dropped the Oreo that I was levitating. She came face-to-face with me, muzzle-to-muzzle. She looked down at my Oreo, then back at me. Her narrowed eyes burned into my soul. I gulpped. If I wasn't terrified, I would of screamed when she said, "Guards, ... Take her to the dugeon.".