Itty-Bitty 2: Revenge of the Tiny

by gallagsp the corgi


Wisdom of the Ancients

"Incredible!" Twilight said, lifting her pith helmet to get a better view of the large tomb. She swung the torch side to side, trying to light up the room as much as she could. "This is amazing! Who knew that the ancient Eqquesta ponies could build such wonders?"

Daring Do, with a smug look on her face, carefully grabbed the torch from Twilight. "Careful, you can't be careless in ancient ruins. Isn't that right, Rainbow?"

Rainbow Dash limped into the room, one of her legs wrapped in bandages and a sling. "...Right." She groaned. "Not my fault that stupid statue had a rusty hoof."

Daring Do looked around the room, inspecting every nook and cranny for any traps. "All clear." She called out, moving to regroup with Twilight and Rainbow, who had begun exploring the room themselves.

"Hey, girls!" Twilight yelled from one wall. "Come look at this!" The pegasai quickly joined her, staring at a carving and strange runes on the wall. The carving depicting the world, sun, and moon. Overlooking them all was a large pony dressed in ancient robes.

"What's it say?" Daring Do asked, scrutinizing the ancient image.

"It says something about the creation of the universe, How some great being felt some great pressure deep in his core and released it to create the universe. It is said this so called 'Great Wind' Purged the heavens of all other celestial beings who fled to Tartarus to escape the holy scent and it's warmth set forth the creation of life."

"Wow, that's cool." Rainbow said "So basically there's like a god that blew on the universe to create everything?"

"Sounds like it. What's that about the holy scent though? That sounds awesome." Daring Do responded. Twilight said nothing. The others looked back to her to see her shaking with some unknown anger. Fury burned in her eyes. She threw down the book she had translated from and turned around, stomping back toward the entrance.

"Twilight? Are you ok?" The others asked.

"ITS A MOTHER BUCKING FART JOKE!" Twilight yelled, using her magic to bring down the heavy stone roof of the tomb.