Discord looked at the figure nervously for a second, before he realized who he was. "No matter. I can still defeat you Sam." Discord snapped his fingers, and the floor around the figure turned to lava. Right before the figure fell into the lava, it jumped to the side, landing on clear ground. While the figure still had momentum, Discord made the entire floor ice. The figure slid, before touching a wall, and holding on to it.
Discord snapped his fingers, and a bunch of swords with rockets strapped to the back of them appeared in front of Discord, and flew at the figure. The figure, with no way to dodge the missiles while on ice, got hit by each of the missiles, causing the figure to fly across the room, and be slammed into the wall. Discord snapped his fingers again, and a large sword appeared, and impaled the figure in the chest.
"See, what did I tell you? I can defeat you. You know why! I'm the King of Chaos!!!" Discord yelled, building his ego. Then, to Discord's surprise, the figure broke in two, and fell to the ground.
"Oww." A small voice was heard from the suit.
"What the?" Discord flew over to the suit, and realized Sam was never in it. Instead of Sam, it was the Cutie Mark Crusaders. And not only that, but the suit wasn't the same kind of power suit that Sam wears. Instead, it looked like it was made on the fly, with random materials. "How?"
"Surprise!" A voice yelled, falling onto Discord's back, and wrapped a rope around Discord's paw and claw, preventing him from snapping.
Discord looked, to see Sam was on his back. With a sigh, Discord used his tail to snap, and teleport to the other side of the room. Sam fell to the ground, but landed on his feet. When Discord got the rope off, he asked Sam; "How?"
Sam, with a chuckle, answered. "Easy. You threw me to Ponyville, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders caught me, bringing me down to the ground. Then, I made a plan. We built a flawed replica of the power suit, complete with magical enchantments for some of the powers. Then, we enchanted the suit to be immune to your snapping. So, while you were dealing with the suit being controlled by the Cutie Mark Crusaders, I was getting into position."
"But how did you build the suit again? Even if it's a flawed replica?" Discord asked, and Sam looked up for a fraction of a second, before looking back at Discord.
"You might not know this, but I built the suit I wore to the convention, by myself in a few hours. With the help of the Cutie Mark Crusaders and magic, I was able to build it quicker. And then I also prepared this." With a snap of Sam's fingers, a loud explosion was heard above Discord, and the ceiling came crashing down on the chaotic god. Sam quickly ran over to the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
"Quick girls, get out of here! I'll take care of Discord." I said urgently. The Cutie Mark Crusaders moaned, before they ran out of the building. I quickly grabbed the fallen arm cannon of the suit, holding it in my hands, and turned around.
"You know! I really hate it when creatures do that! Especially if said creature doesn't learn their place!" Discord yelled, as he tried to pull himself free of the wreckage.
"You're right. You really should learn your place!" I reply back, and fired a few magical electric shots from the arm cannon at Discord, who hasn't fully pulled himself out yet. Since he wasn't able to dodge the shots, he got hit, and started spasming for a minute, before he fell back down, and was unable to move for a few minutes. Smiling, I ran over, and started unloaded several more electric shots into Discord, before I took the sword I had on me, and cut off all the fingers on Discord's paw and claw, before picking them up, and throwing them across the room.
"YOU REALLY PISSED ME OFF THIS TIME, WORTHLESS MORTAL!" Discord yelled, as a snapping sound was heard, and Discord was free of the rubble, and with his fingers back. I took a step back in surprise. "Oh you want to know how I snapped, even without fingers?" He showed me his tail, which at the moment looked like a hand. "Face it, to me, you're nothing but a weak, unimportant, mortal."
"Says the god who is too stupid to realize that he fell for the same trick twice." I said with a smile, as a bang was heard, and the ceiling started to fall on Discord again.
But before the debris hit Discord, he snapped his way out of it. "HA! You thought I would fall for the same trick again?"
"Honestly? Yes. But I prepared for the situation if you don't fall for it again." I answered, and with another loud bang, Discord looked up, expecting to see the ceiling fall, but when he looked back down, he saw the flying pieces of the fake power suit, flying right at him.
"Get it off!" Discord yelled, as the power suit pieces (including the arm cannon) stuck to him, and prevented him from using any of his snaps. Before too long, a loud bang was heard, as the pieces of the suit blew up on Discord.
As Discord was laying in a smoke pile, I walked up to him, and pulled out a gun I made in secret. "Puny god." I was about to shoot him, but he snapped again, and the room was restored, and so was Discord.
"I'm not dead yet!" I pointed my gun at Discord. He snapped his fingers, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders where floating above him, in orbs of chaos. "It's your decision. Put the gun down, and give up, or I'll kill these three."
My eyes widened at the choice. 'I made this gun with some anti-chaotic bullets, and I know that they should kill Discord. but if they don't work, or Take a bit of time to work, Discord can kill those three. I don't want to take that chance, and have to live the rest of my life with that memory.' I sigh, and close my eyes, before throwing the gun to the side.
"Fool!" Discord yelled with a laugh. "Now nothing is stopping me from killing these three!" He started to compact the orbs the fillies were in.
"NO!" I yelled, and by instinct, raised my right hand up, pointing it at Discord. And to my surprise, my arm glowed with a familiar light, and a beam of cosmic energy shot out, hitting Discord in the face, causing Discord to be flung back, and the fillies to drop back to the ground. "GO!" I yell to the three, and they quickly run out of the room.
"How?" Discord asked as he got back up.
Ignoring him, I spoke. "You thought you could trick me?! Trying to kill three innocent lives?! You're not a god, you're a monster!" I took a step forward, and my suit started materializing around me. When the helmet came up, the visor said one thing.
Anti-Chaos suit acquired
I put my hand on my arm cannon, and fired several anti-chaos shots at Discord, which he was unable to dodge, and got pushed into the wall. I ran forward, and jumped, slamming my spike knee into Discord chest, making him cough up blood. "NO ONE HARMS A CHILD!" I shoved my arm cannon into his mouth, and unloaded anti-chaos missile after anti-chaos missile into his throat.
Eventually, Discord manages to push me off, and used his remaining magic to heal his wound on his chest. "YOU STILL CANNOT DEFEAT ME! I'M DISCORD! THE MASTER OF CHAOS!"
"You may be that, but you're not very bright." I said with a smirk on my face. Discord tilted his head, not understanding what I meant. "You lost all your chaos magic, that means everything you've done to this world has been reversed." Discord's eyes widened in time, for him to turn around, to see the Elements of Harmony firing a massive blast of rainbow magic at Discord, turning him to stone.
"NOOOOO!" He yelled, before he got turned to stone, and fell to the ground.
When Discord was clearly stopped, I fell down, and just laid on the ground for a while. "Finally. Some rest."
Before too long, I heard some hoof steps approach me, and I looked over to see Celestia walking up to me. I got back onto my feet, and deactivated my helmet. Then, to my surprise, Celestia bowed to me. "Thank you Sam. Thank you for protecting Equestria and it's subjects."
Chuckling a bit, I respond. "No problem. But I'm not the only one you should thank." I turn my body for my head to face the door to the throne room. "You can come in now girls! I know you're there!" The door slowly opened, and the Cutie Mark Crusaders slowly entered.
"Sweetie Belle! What are you doing here!" Rarity exclaimed.
I motioned for the three fillies to come to me. When they did, I picked them each up. "These three saved my life when Discord threw me to Ponyville. And they helped me make a plan to stop Discord. They're each as much of a hero as I am." All the other ponies in the room looked shocked.
Celestia was the first to respond. "Well then. Thank you, you three for helping save Equestria."
"Aw shucks. It was nothing, Princess Celestia." Applebloom replied.
And with that, the ponies all ran up to us, and started asking questions, which we all answered. Except I didn't exaggerate. I listened into some of the parts the three fillies said.
"And then, a hundred ninjas came out from nowhere, and I was all like; 'You want to do this the hard way? We'll do it the hard way!' And I went all rainbowy, and fought them all in ten seconds flat!"
I chuckled at that.
I wander into the next town, and while sticking to the shadows, keep an eye out for any of the guards. When I made sure I was clear, I looked down at my hands, and smiled as I stretched them. "Soon. Soon, all their magic will be mine."