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// Descriptions and Students 
// Story: Teacher Twilight 
// by livi423 
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Twilight was ready. Ponies had signed up, gotten ready,got books, binders, pencils, markers, highlighters, erasers. Everything relating to the term school supplies was on the 'need for class' list. Twilight ran up to the lab, which had the portal to Human world. She hit it with magic and it activated. She ran through, grabbed the coat and glasses she had by the portal, (Which was left there, and a spell had been cast so that only she, Sunset Shimmer, her Canterlot High friends, and her Ponyville friends could get it. It was nonexistent to others.) and ran back in. She put on the 'lab coat,' which went down her front arms and halfway down her back. It Was too big, and didn't close. It was those things pharmacists wore, and to top off the look, she grabbed some Human-World big-nerdy-circle-glasses. The 'ears' of the item bent up, so it actually hung around her ears. She was ready.

She headed down a flight of stairs, and made a school bell appear out of thin air. She placed it near the front door of the castle, and turned on the newly-installed PA system. "STUDENTS MAY ENTER THE CASTLE. REPEAT, STUDENTS MAY ENTER THE CASTLE." There were 4 rows in the main classroom. In the front, there were 13 desks. Behind that 5. Behind that 6. Behind that 5. From Twilight's view at the chalkboard, On the left there was a grouping of desks for foals. Only a few had signed up. Cheerilee had said to her students that if they attended 3 lessons and passed those lessons, they got an A for the semester. In the front were the crusaders. There was a row of three seats in the front of the foal seats. Behind that were two seats, for you-know-who and on her right, You-Know-Who's evil hench-bully. Behind that set of desks were another 3. Dinky, Spike and somepony else. Twilight had forgotten. Why was Spike in the classroom? He was going to half-learn, half-patrol. He would make sure Diamond and Silver didn't tease the crusaders or anypony else.

Among the adults, were Cheerilee, Mayor Mare, The Doctor, Derpy and Tick Tock. Also Twilight's Canterlot high friends were going to attend. Twilight had made them look different so Ponyville wouldn't freak out at 11 bearers of the Elements of Harmony. Sunset Shimmer also was attending. Her Ponyville and Canterlot High friends, along With Sunset sat in the front. Other locals, such as Aloe, her twin sister Lotus, Bulk Biceps,Blossomforth, Thunderlane and Raindrop were attending.  Almost 2/3 of the town would be attending lesson one; Earth Pony Magic. No earth ponies would be attending lesson one, besides for Human-turned-Pony Applejack and Pinkie Pie. 

Twilight looked at her lesson plans. Later, if Ponyville liked Twilight's school, she would be teaching about magic, the types, changelings, history of the Crystal Empire...So. Many. Lessons. And. EDUCATION! Twilight saw the door open. She turned off the PA, and ponies with saddlebags flooded the ballroom-turned-turned classroom. There were only unicorns and pegasi, with two excused, noticeable exceptions. Not all the desks were going to be used. 2 desks in the front were empty, and Twilight was excited as all Tartarus. Ponies immediately started joking about Twilight's outfit, as ponies barely wore clothes.  Except for Lyra. She wore shirts, and pants! At least she left room for her tail.  

Students began sitting in desks. They had their names on it, so they wandered around the desks to look for their already designated seat. Twilight hadn't just put ponies in desks, she put ponies who worked well together next to each other, those with grudges as far as possible, and trouble making friends apart. Finally. Thought Twilight. Twilight made a 'squee' noise and left the room. More talking. Bickering. From thousands of mouths, and you never could and never will know who said what.

"This is so stupid! I came for the not-getting-on-her-bad-side stuff." "Well, there are going to be tests." "Really?" "Aw, come on!" "B*** Twilight!" "Don't swear!" "Buck isn't a bad word." "Yes it is!" "Shut up!" "I want to know the history of the crystal empire! sounds...crystally!" "U stupi!" "No I not!" "The Crystal Empire was formed, two thousand years ago,then a thousand years ago, it disappeared.  It came back because of the elements of harmony!" "Crystals...Mining...The Kingdom of Jewels...""Can somepony tell me how I automatically knew the words to Winter Wrap Up?"  "Does it have an anthem?" "No, dumb flank!" "I was just asking..." "Any pony know where my desk is?" "It's over there, Lyra." "Thanks, Blossomforth." "Can we get class started so it can end?" "No, Thunderlane." "But...Oh look! Who's that? I've never seen you before!" "So...do you know what humans are?" "theystandupstraightandhavefin-ahm...noooooooo." "WINTER WRAP UP, WINTER WRAP UP." "Make  a wish, better make it right now. Make a wish, caus it's your birthday party tonight!" "Princess Twilight is coming! shh!" "Shhh!" "SHHHHH" "SHHHHHHHHHHH" "SHUT UP!" "nO, you...shut...up...TWILIGHT!" 

" Princess Twilight!" the classroom shouted. They were all in their seats. Good  thought Twilight. "Now," she yelled. "Class sit down." she looked at the hodgepodge of ponies. She was getting angry. "Sit, DOWN!" screamed Twilight. The class looked at her and quickly floated to their seats. It wasn't unlike how she had yelled at 50 pinkies when there were 'Too Many Pinkie Pies'. They floated quickly to their seats, never taking their line of sight off of Twilight. 

"Now class" said Twilight. She smirked. "Can anypony tell me:"

"Do Earth Ponies have magic?"