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// Chapter 10 — Dreams 
// Story: Diamond Tiara, Alicorn Princess 
// by VitalSpark 
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"Coffee! Coffee! More coffee! I need more coffee!" politely requested Princess Diamond Tiara.

Appleblume, Apple Jack, and Bigmack ran to get her coffee. Adopting those poor orphans had been an excellent decision.

Appleblume approached her cautiously. "Ah still don' see wha ya need all dis coffee," she said in her barely intelligible voice.

"Yeah, that's more coffee than mayflies on May Day," said Apple Jack, who always felt the need to add pointless similes to everything anypony said.

"Luna's going on holiday and she's given me a very important job. I have to go and spy on everypony while they're asleep," asked Diamond Tiara, "but it means I need to stay up ALLLLLLLLL night!"

So Diamond drank the coffee and started spying.

* * *

And she went into Pinkie Pie's dream, and she was having a party with Rainbow Dash and Pinkie was wearing a big white dress, and Rainbow was wearing a suit.

* * *

And she went into Lyra's dream and there were lots of humans and they were sitting on benches in a weird way.

And some were dancing.

* * *

Limbs writhed under the bed sheets, which were decorated with a sun logo. "Mmmm..." came a moan from under the sheets. "You put your hoof there Diamond, and you put yours there Silverspoon..."

Diamond Tiara pulled back the sheets to find Princess Celestia in a rather compromising position with Silverspoon and herself. Three copies of herself as it happens.

"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! You should be ashamed of yourself, Celestia, dreaming something like this!"

"Me?!" said Celestia.

Silverspoon blushed.

* * *

And she went into Spike's dream, and he was giving Sweetiebell's big sister a hoof massage.

* * *

And then she went to another dream which was even weirder, and then she went home.

"Well, that was weird," said Diamond Tiara.