Hello! I'm Button Mash. I'm the best gamer in Equestria. It least I think I am. This world is terrible in many ways. First, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon ruined three years worth of process on Mission Equestria: Time Moves Slowly. Second, People think my mom is hot and want to date her. Third, I'm too chicken to tell Sweetie Belle I love her. Oh well. It was a regular Sunday.
"Moommmmm! I'm ready for schoooooolllll!" I yell, running into her room. She opens her bloodshot eyes.
"Button! Go back to sleep! It's Sunday!" She goes back to sleep.
"I'm gonna go find a weird and mysterious artifact which I know nothing about other than what it looks like!"
"Yeah, yeah. Go ahead." My mom puts on ear plugs. I shrug.