//------------------------------// // Chapter 7 // Story: A sniper in Equestria II // by xXxJXTxXx //------------------------------// "Last time on Sniper in Equestria. Silver and Onyx faced the pony hitler Celestial as she caused the holocaust of rubber ducks. they tried to stop her but was defeated. And so what terrible fate awaits on these two heroes." "Shut up Discord," Celestia said calmly as she sat in front of the two tied up humans. "C'mon Celly, you know I can't give up this opportunity," discord said as he appeared in front of Celestia. "What, opportunity," Celestia asks as she prepared a spell. "Nothing," discord said before he snapped his fingers, disappearing from her view. "Alright you two, wake up I want to ask a favor," Celestia said as she poured a bucket of water over Silver and Onyx, "Allah Ak- fuck," Silver said after spazzing in the floor while Onyx kicked a vase down breaking it. "Oops, sorry," Onyx said after breaking free from his ropes. "No matter, and how did you break through those ropes." Celestia questioned after grabbing a new piece of rope with her magic. "I don't, know and first things first. What did you need," Onyx questioned trying to evade the rope. "I need you two to go to the border that connects Equestria and the Griffon kingdom to help with the dispute that is occurring right now," Celestia said while Silver broke through his bonds because of Onyx. "What do we get in return though," Silver asks as he massaged his wrists. "I shall give you each a wish that you wish the receive," Celestia said while Silver and Onyx looks at each other with a evil grin. "We'll accept your offer," Onyx said while Silver prepared his duckless smg. "There is a tiny dispute near the border of Equestria and the Griffon Kingdom and I want you two to settle the problem," Celestia said as she laid down the map. "Cool and all but what do we do when we get there," Silver asks while drawing a spycrab on the map. "Your objective is to take out the griffin general that is in charge of the griffins that guard the border," Celestia commands as she erases the spycrab. "We accept the mission, right Silver," Onyx asks but for only Silver to draw more spycrabs on the map. "Ill take that as a yes," Celestia said as she led Onyx and Silver, with the map, to a carriage pulled by pegasi. "We'll possibly won't let you down," Onyx said as the carriage took off. "I WILL," Silver yelled as Celestia face hoofed. "I already regret my decisions," Celestia said as she watched the carriage dissapear to the clouds. After 2 hours of drawing spycrabs, Silver and Onyx reach their designation to take out the griffon empire. "Dude, are we going in or are we going sneaky peaky like," Silver asks as he goes inside a cardboard box while Onyx goes inside a different one. "I don't need no more crossovers, before we know it we change from tf2 characters to cs:go people," Onyx says as he and Silver start moving towards the building. "Actually I would like to be a guy in cs:go from the CT side," Silver said as they both stop in place for a guard to pass by them. "Well too bad we're Tf2 characters so we can't change," Onyx said with a glance of a guard getting suspicious. "Maybe the wonderful holy Gaben will provide us with a game change," Silver whispers as the guard comes closer to the boxes, but for the guard to be called to another building. "Well lets continue talking after we infiltrate the base," Onyx says removing the box. "Alright, I've been waiting for this." Silver says as he enters the building still in box form while Onyx enters the building through the vents. After Silver getting lost while Onyx went in a circle in the vents, the two finally regroup in a storage area to make their next plan. "So what do we do now," Silver asks as he started to carve spycrabs on the crates around him. "I dunno," Onyx said while keeping watch for guards. "Lets just go in the general's room and take him hostage," Silver said as he stood up with his kukri. "Yeah, that's the best idea.... Lets do it," Onyx said as he raises his eyelander up. The two then starts running down the hall to find two guards guarding a door, but the guards were knocked out before they uttered a word. Onyx kicks the door to find that they are in the right room and there was the general, a female griffin on the bed with a sword. "Oh, my," Silver said as he slightly lowered his kukri. 1 hour later, Celestia goes to see Silver and Onyx's progress but to only find that they haven't returned from their mission. "Where are they General, are they not in the building right now," Celestia asks the pony general who was giving commands to the privates. "I'm sorry Princess but I believe they are de-," the general's sentence was cut as a private rushed to the general. "Sir, the two humans have returned," the private screamed as three figures became present. "Wait a second, why are there three figures," Celestia asks before an object was thrown into the air. "ALLAH AKBHAR!!!!" An explosion appears in the air making all ponies duck while a laughing is heard. "Yo Celestia," Silver says as he gave back Onyx back his grenade launcher. "I'm never going to give you any explosive weapons," Onyx said. "Where were you two and why do you have the griffin general with you," Celestia asks as the griffin general bows. "It is a pleasure to meet you princess, but these two have requested me to meet you for some border issues," said the griffon general. "What did you two do," Celestia said as she gave a slight glare to the two humans. "Well first we infiltrated the enemy base with boxes, then we grouped up. After that we rushed in a room to find out it was the right room we were finding and also found out that the general is a female. So we took her out like you said," Silver said as he wore his unusual company man. "What do you mean take out," Celestia asks. "We took her out for lunch, and surprisingly she is pretty sociable unlike us so we became good friends," Silver said with enthusiasm while Celestia slammed her face on the desk in front of her. Celestia sighs," good job, go back home for your next assignment." "Alright, see ya later guys," Silver says as he runs while Onyx follows after giving something the the griffon general. "What did he give you general," Celestia asks as the griffon general checks the item. "A crab like sculpture," she says as she puts it in her backpack. Celestia slams her face on the table again and starts the conversation about the problems with the borders.