//------------------------------// // Castle of horrors! And Zaku Voorhees!!! // Story: Band of Zakus // by Spartan889 //------------------------------// Location: Griffon Republic Capital: Olympus, Hexagon Time: 2:00 PM " What is it informant?" The griffon general asked "Um sir, Satellite Nova has picked up a few high magical spikes in Equestria." The female griffon replied back nervously. "What do you mean by that?" The General asked before taking a sip from his coffee. "Well sir, it says here that satellite images also picked up several pictures of iron golems with a single red-eye had recently battled both princesses of Equestria." The informant said causing the general to spit out his coffee. "What!?" The general said surprised. "Here take a look." The informant said and passes the tab to the general. "Son of a bitch, they're back. I want you to send our best search 'n' rescue team right now. We're getting them back!" He ordered. "Yes General Ironbeak." She said and gives a salute before leaving the room and also leaving the general to his thoughts. "Zeon squad...will they be on our side again or the enemies? Time will only tell." He thought to himself and looks at a picture showing Evan's Zaku face. Location: Everfree Forest, Royal sister's old castle Time: Unknown "Great now we're trap in these stupid castle!" Jack shouted in annoyance. "This feels like a gmod horror map." Jonathan said. "I have to agree too. Lui agreed. "Then put on your thinking caps boys." I said. "This isn't Scooby-doo Evan." Jack said. "Can we just get out of this creepy ass castle!" Tyler shouted impatiently. "Lets a go! Super Mario!" Jack said in a mario accent and heads off to until a creepy-ass face appears out of nowhere and screams at Sark giving him a early ear rape treatment. "HOLY SON OF A FUCKING QUACKING DUCK!" Jack shouted and froze in a fetal position. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "You okay Jack?" Jeff asked in concern before laughing again causing Sark to flip him off. "How bout getting screamed in the face!" Jack said angrily and walks off only to encounter another jumpscare making him scream like a little girl. "Oh for fuck sake!" Several jumpscares later... "How many fucking jumpscares are there?!" Shawn shouted after encountering another one. "I don't know and I don't care." I replied back. While my team carefully treks through the castle, the ground below us starts to shake a bit causing us to stop. A few tense moments pass as nothing happens causing us to relax a bit until the ground collapse sending us down to the deeper levels of the castle. Meanwhile in Canterlot... "Princess, what were those things?" Twilight asked. "That my student is Zeon Squad or Band of Zakus." Celestia said. "Band of what now?" Applejack said confused. "Band of Zakus. A group of metal beings similar to a iron golem but different in many ways." Celestia said. "I bet I can take them down with my own bare hooves." Rainbow Dash arrogantly boasted. "They are not a enemy to be trifled with Rainbow Dash." Celestia warned until she notice Luna crashes into the room with all kinds of injuries on her causing the solar diarch and the mane 6 to gasp in horror. "Luna!" "Princess Luna!" At the Royal sisters old castle "Everybody okay!?" I shouted in concern and was answered by a series of 'yes'. "Where the bloody hell are we." Shawn asked. "We're somewhere inside the lower levels of the castle." Lui answered. "Oh hate to break it to you, its dark as shit here. can somebody gives us some light." Tyler said. "Got it." Jonathan said after he activates his torchlight thus revealing a room filled with piles of decayed corpses or bones everywhere. "WHAT THE!" Jack shouted in suprised. "Um Lui, what part of the lowest level we're in now." Jack asked but was answered with a growl behind him causing him to turn around only to be face to face of a Chimera. "Oh fuck me." The Chimera swipes Jack away and heads for Lui who takes off into the air and fires his MMP-90 rifle at the beast but did little damage to it. "Don't waste your ammo! Conventional weapons have no affect on it." I said. "Then how are going to kill this thing!" Lui asked through the comms. "Magic or heavy weapons. I have a plan. RUN!!!" I shouted. *insert Scooby Doo chase with Zakus doing the retard run* "KEEP RUNNING YA BLOODY CUNTS!!!" Jack shouted. "What does look like we're doing here!" Shawn shouted back. Before Jack could reply back, he noticed the Chimera charging at him. But Jonathan push Jack away and takes the rampaging beast head on. Unfortunately, the Chimera had the upper hand in strength and swipes Jonathan away with total ease thus sending through several rooms. 3rd P.O.V... (Jonathan's A.K.A Delirious location) "Where the fuck am I?" He thought to himself as he walks down the halls filled with shelves which displayed all kinds of ancient relics, magic scrolls, tomes and weapons, "Must be the castle's weapons vault." Jonathan said to himself but notice two familiar hockey mask, a heat machete and a neck chain lying on a table which was protected by magic seals. "Its that what I think it is." Jonathan said and smiled happily. "MY JASON VOORHEES MASKS COLLECTION! YES!" He shouted in joy and grabs both mask, Heat machete and neck chain until her heard a familiar chimera roar only for him laugh maliciously. (Zeon Squad location) "FIRE!" I shouted and Tyler fires his shoulder plasma cannon at full power and the beam hits the Chimera thus sending it through a wall. Only to anger it even more. "What does it takes to kill this thing!?" Jeff said in anger and dodges the Chimera's fire breath. But notice the Chimera tail wraps around his legs and toss him right at Jack and Shawn. Before the beast could advance, a neon green fist appears from a wall and collides against the Chimera's 2nd head sending it to another wall. (start at 00:39 or 01:18) "Guess what motherfucker! Zaku Voorhees is back bitch!" Jonathan shouted while wearing a white hockey mask The Chimera quickly recovers but Jonathan rams it and kicks it through a wall but the Chimera retaliates by breathing out a blast of fire right at Jonathan. Once the the Chimera stops breathing out, Jonathan appears from the smoke unscathed and grabs its tiger head by the throat and stabs it's stomach repeatedly with his signature heat-machete toss it away violently making Jonathan laugh insanely. The Chimera recovers from Jonathan's attack and roars in anger then charges at Jonathan and rams him like a frieght train. Yet Jonathan holds his ground and hits the Goat face with his knee then brings both fist down upon the Chimera goat head thus breaking it's horns but the Chimera saber tooth head attempts to bite Jonathan but he punches it and grabs it and pins it to a wall. The Chimera snake tail wraps around Jonathan body and tosses him away and the Saber tooth head bites Jonathan left arm and rips it off. Instead screaming in pain, Jonathan kept on laughing and wields his heat-machete with his right arm and stabs the Chimera goat head from the bottom and switches his grip and pulls the machete upward which breaks the neck of the Chimera goat head then pulls it out and decapitates the goat's head. While the Chimera roars in pain, Jonathan throws his machete right at the chimera then shoulder bashes it to a wall. He grabs it by the throat again then activates his jetpack sending both into the air and out of the castle. Once they were high enough in the air, Jonathan deactivates his jetpack thus letting them descend to the hard ground but he activates his jetpack once more making their descent faster and smash the chimera into the hard ground. Jonathan grabs the Chimera's tail and wraps it around his arm and started to pull it with all his might while he pin the Saber tooth head with his left foot. The Chimera frantically tries to escape from Jonathan but was pinned down to the ground while he pulls the tail and slowly hears the flesh of the snake tail slowly ripping apart and with one final pull, he finally pulls out the chimera's tail and toss it away then starts punching the Chimera face mercilessly while laughing then pulls out his machete from the Chimera chest and stabs it's head repeatedly and beheads it thus finishing it once and for all. 1st P.O.V Me and my team exit out the castle by blowing up the castle walls and see Jonathan wiping off some blood on his machete and wave at us. "Hey guys!" He happily said while waving at us. "That's your fifth chimera kill this time." Lui said while attempting repairs on Jonathan's left arm. "At least you saved our asses from getting chewed by that." Shawn said and gestured to the mutilated chimera corpse with its parts and organs strewn across the ground. I just simply stared at the carnage caused by Jonathan until I hear a engine sound and see the Hellhound gunship and the Valkyrie dropship landing behind us. "About time you guys arrived." I said. "Sorry about that Evan I no-WHAT THE HELL HAPPEN TO THAT CHIMERA!?!" Mark shouted in surprise. "Jonathan happened." I answered. "Talk about some serious Mortal Kombat shit." Sark said as Marcel agreed with him. "I think we made to much noise here guys. We better get back to our old base now." I said. "We better alright. Get in" Mark said. Everybody does so as Jonathan, Jack and Shawn boards the Hellhound gunship while the rest of us board the Valkyrie. Both ships ascend into the air and heads towards the mountains of the Everfree. 2 hours later... Both ships closes into the mountains and Marks notice that the disguise base hangar doors opens allowing both ships to land inside. Once the ships land, Lui was the first to exit out off the ship and walks towards the panelboard and opens it then pulls the main breaker down but notices something wrong with the power but repeats the samething again and again. "Something is not right here. By now we should have enough electricity to power the entire base." Lui said until he heard a clanking sound along with the others causing them to raise their weapons. "Anybody heard that?" Mark asked while pointing his ZMP. "I did alright." I said and notice several figures surrounding us. Tyler was the first to on his flashlight and shines it at the figures revealing them to be Elfen spiders. If I remember correctly, Elfen spiders are basically anthro spiders with the body of a dark elf with the 2 pairs of spider legs on their backs and a thorax on their ass but they usually practice dark arts and black magic which proves them to be dangerous but there are a few defects that left their clans and starts a new one. For their clan population, 90% of the clan is female while the other 10% is male which are the highest ranking in the hive and the right-hand man of the queen also they do have traits of a spider like climbing walls, shooting webs out of their wrist like spiderman, spits deadly toxins at their enemies and produce by layings eggs but not cases though. "Stop where you are intruders. You are trespassing on our territory." The elfen spider guards hissed in a feminine voice. And more female Elfen spider guards appears from the shadows wielding crossbows with bolts dipped in poison, enchanted spears, swords and staffs. "Oh fuk me life." Sark said.