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// Adoption part 2 
// Story: How did I get here!?! 
// by brandsca123 
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Well, I'm back in the castle. Not sure what to say about that but, HOLY F*CK THEY GAVE ME MY OWN ROOM. I walked in front of a well polished door with the words CURTIS carved into them.

Me: "Now I'm frightened."

Yeah, when somepony you don't know that well makes you a room with your name on the door, you can't help but freak out. I tapped the shoulder of a passing servant and asked.

Me: "Is the princess stalking me?"

Servant: "I'm don't know where that came from but, she did order us to treat you like any member of the royal family."

Okay now I'm mind blown. You see that bloody mess on your keyboard, that's my brain. It would be very kind of you to hand it back, I kinda need it.

Death Kitty and I went inside the room where I swear I screamed, because a guard came running into the room shortly afterwards. Want to know what I saw...

Well screw you, that's what I saw. Okay I'll tell you, I saw a banner with the word welcome on it and a note on the bed saying "Welcome to your new home". I think the guard noticed that I wanted to be alone because I was down on the floor in the fetal position.

That's something I haven't done in a while. Death Kitty was busy ripping the banner to shreds and didn't really care. I envy him sometimes. He stopped playing with his new toy and rubbed up against my face and purred.

Death Kitty: "Meow."

I hugged him close and cuddled him. I just entered into the home of a weird stalker chick that happens to be the ruler of the world. Luna walked in.

Luna: "So, I see you've found out already. I myself am not happy about it but, my sister insisted that we do this."

I was lost for words, mostly because I was shiting myself at this point. Metaphoricly, not phisicly. An awkward silence filled the room, save for my whimpering and Death Kitty's purring.

Luna: "Look, we might have got off on the wrong hoof before, but now I see a chance at a new start."

I was still shaking with fright. Luna sighed.

Luna: "Just try not to do anything.......big. Tia has already filled out the paperwork and your stuff will be brought here shortly, Just try to behave yourself."

I nodded and Luna left. Well now I'm royalty......kind of. But hey look on the bright side, I now have access to some quirks that would allow me to pull off even bigger pranks. Maybe I could get Rarity on Equestria's most wanted, that should be fun.

Or even better send a gag letter to Twilight, or make up a ridiculous holiday. Nah, I'm an adopted child I wouldn't have that kind of power. Or would I....*Maniacal laughter*, be afraid. Be very, very afraid. I have just been given power, this will be fun. I looked out of the room and called a guard over.

Me: "I just saw a wild turducken out in the castle grounds. I would like it if you could relocate it somewhere else."

The guard nodded and ran outside. The poor sap will be looking for hours for an animal that doesn't exist. I looked out my window to see five guards looking around fot the so called turducken. I can't believe it worked, now to figure out how to get Rarity on the most wanted list.

A/N: This is a short chapter. I just wanted to get this story arc over with. Now for the third arc called the royal prince arc. I'm open to suggestions on future chapters.