//------------------------------// // Discord and The Cat // Story: Data longs of a displaced // by Dragon363 //------------------------------// After sitting up in my bed unable to go through my mental logs due to there being more important things around here. As I take in the plain room for anything that could be a hidden object or passage Discord appears. "Why, Ultron I didn't know you had come back," Said Discord sitting on his head "if you had told me you were coming I would have set up a party." He poofs us away from my room to the ballroom to set up for the party. I look unamused as Discord sets up since his antics don't phase me since I knew him when he was put into existence. When Discord finished he then snapped his eagle limb and a bunch of ponies appeared. The ponies look completely confused to which Discord said, "Hi all this is a party for my friend Ultron, please give him a round of applause and not run off screaming through the castle." The ponies choose the option Discord said not to pick and the went running and screaming through the halls. To which I chuckle due to the absurdity that had happened. I then said, "That made my day Discord thanks." Discord said, "Welcome, my friend you should meet my best friend Fluttershy sometime." I said, "Why not, will she be scared of me and all this?" As I geuster to body. Discord shrugged at me and said, "Maybe she will, but maybe not." (Braniac pov) I look at my left hand and get ready to summon my ship with my car remote. I first float over to a minor space rock. I then press the button that says bring to me. As I press the button my mighty ship starts to come out of the pocket dimension which it hide. I then get hit in the back of the head by my teleporter device. Damn maybe there is a reason this is saying I'm not meant to be exploring the multiverse. Instead I should explore this universe and do as I please. I then mentally evil laugh since the universe must have more life than just Equestria that is more advanced too. Once my ship is out of its pocket dimension I fly onto it and hook myself in the control system. I proceed to fly around the universe, but not going close to Equestria till I have enough power to crush Ultron in one fell swoop. (Back to the one we really care about Ultron our displaced AI with a soul and sense of humor) I said, "Let's go Discord and meet your friend Fluttershy." He then snaps his fingers and teleports up to where ever Fluttershy is." After the psychedelic color show that is teleportation Discord style we stop and are at a small cottage. Discord says out loud, "Flutters I'm home and I brought a friend, he is different and rather shiny." A pony trots into the room the room with a butter yellow coat and soft pink hair. The pony said, "Eep" and ran under a table shaking in fear as I dubbed her scaredy cat. Discord said, "Hi Flutter's this is my long standing friend Ultron. Who was gone for a long time on the moon." Fluttershy came out of hiding and said, "Ha...ha...ha...hi...Mr.Ultron" I replied, "Just Ultron Fluttershy please call me that. I notice a lot of animals that live here. Do you run an animal shelter?" Fluttershy nods and said, "Yes, why do you ask Ultron?" I answer, "I would like to adopt a pet to keep me company since even though I can make friends, animals that you give love as a pet will keep you company too and give you love that is unconditional." Fluttershy squeeze and nearly shorts me out with adorableness and cuteness. Then said, "Ok, let me go and round up all the available pets." She then zooms out at the speed of a Sonic the Hedgehog. I look to Discord and say, "Is she...?" To which Discord nods then chuckles. "She is when it comes to giving an animal friend a home that doesn't have one." Said Discord smiling. Fluttershy said, "Ultron come outside so we can find you a pet." Then flies back to me and tries to push my heavy body outside. What surprises me is that she is moving me slowly out side. I then start to walk outside. Once outside I see the animals run away in terror, but a kitten that is black as ink with red eyes, a timberwolf, and a rock. I chuckle at the pet rock, and pet the kitten gently. The kitten purrs as I pet it as I pet it Fluttershy said, "Wow Shadow has never taken a liking to anyone not even me. Would you like to adopt him?...if you want at least." I nod since in my life before I became who I am I loved cats and that transferred. Then I said, "Where is the paper work?" Fluttershy walks me over to a desk to sign paperwork.