//------------------------------// // Arrival of the Ginyu Force // Story: Equestria's Ginyu Force // by Theyellowninja13 //------------------------------// 'How much longer are we going to have to wait here!' 'Shut up Burter. I have a good feeling we'll be free soon.' I reply to my speedy companion. Little did they know that I actually was a fan of this show, so I could tell that the Canterlot Invasion will happen soon. What I can't believe though, is that we went to a comic con, dressed up as the Ginyu Force from our favorite show Dragonball Z, and soon came across a merchant that sold us each a Ginyu Force token. When we each held the token, we were engulfed in a bright light, and woke up in Equestria as the Ginyu Force. While we tried to figure out where we were, we also tried to figure out how to use our powers, but destroyed a lot of stuff doing so. Ghastly Gorge wasn't always like that. Eventually, the Princesses found us after they stoned Discord, and stoned us. 'Hey guys, look!' I heard Jeice say. Well, he couldn't speak, but since we were stoned together, we can communicate with each other. 'What is that! It looks like a bunch of bugs are breaking through the shield thing!' Out of the edges of my eyes, I could see the shield crack, before being destroyed completely. 'Whatever they are, they sure look ugly.' 'You can say that again.' 'There seems to be a lot of them. In the thousands, it seems like.' As my companions were talking about the changelings, almost half an hour passed, and soon we noticed two changelings walking up to the statue garden we're at. Smiling to myself, I decide to make a bet. 'Hey men. I bet ya two chocolate bars that those two creatures will somehow free us.' 'I doubt it Captain. They don't look like they would let us out.' 'You're gonna be out two chocolate bars, Captain.' 'I'm not sensing a very high power level from them. They're too weak to be able to reverse the energy those two winged unicorns used on us.' 'What? Those ugly things?! I bet they're too stupid to even figure out how to put toothpaste on in the morning!' While we all sweat-dropped from Jeice's comment, the changelings walked over to our statue. "Hey Frank?" The one on the left asked. "Yeah Guwarshnetechilyjimmyhoffaqubertasondrewdudebluecarterman number 985278244521865286515625.15124857281?" The one on the right responded. 'Who in the blazes has a name like that?' "Aw come on Frank. We've been best buddies for years. You don't have to call me by the shorter version of my name." We all sweat-dropped at that. 'Man! If that's the shorter version of his name, I'm not sure if I want to hear the full version of it!' "Well, it's easier to say than the full version. So, what did you want to ask me?" Frank asked. "Look at this statue. What do you think they are? And why would Celestia put a statue of such ugly creatures in stupid positions so close to the castle?" Guwarshnetechilyjimmyhoffaqubertasondrewdudebluecarterman number 985278244521865286515625.15124857281 asked. 'Hey! No one insults our choreography! You wouldn't know how challenging it was to pose like this right as we were being stoned!' Frank pointed out a small sign at our base. "It says right here that these five were monsters that destroyed everything in their path 1000 years ago. They were supposedly as strong as Celestia and Luna, maybe even stronger." Frank took a step back. "Well, they don't look that tough. I bet that the cowardly yellow and pink pony would be able to beat them." Right as he said that, our statue started cracking, as the energy from the battles happening throughout the city fueled our escape. The two changelings noticed it only when it was too late, and we were already free. "So... you think our choreography is stupid, do you?" I said in my voice that sounds both serious, and that I'm chuckling at the same time. I stepped off the podium that our statue was on, walking over to the slowly retreating changelings, while cracking my knuckles. When I stop walking, the changelings immediately bolt. I chuckle, as I raise my right pointer finger, charging up my energy in it. "Well, your opinion has been noted. Have a nice day." I fire an accurate blast of ki at Guwarshnetechilyjimmyhoffaqubertasondrewdudebluecarterman number 985278244521865286515625.15124857281's skull. To my surprise, Frank stopped, and ran over to his friend's body. "GUWARSHNETECHILYJIMMYHOFFAQUBERTASONDREWDUDEBLUECARTERMAN NUMBER 985278244521865286515625.15124857281 NOOOOOOO!" Frank yelled, as he stood over his dead friend's body (who actually was unconscious), tears mixing in with the rain (that just appeared) on the ground. He then stood up, looked straight at me, before yelling again. "YOU JERK! TAKE MY LIFE NOW! I CAN'T LIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT MY BEST FRIEND!" I sighed, before firing a shot of equal ki power at Frank's head, instantly knocking him out. After he fell down, the rain stopped and I turned around to my companions, before sighing. "That's always so hard to do. I always have to make sure my blasts aren't lethal. But the Ginyu in me wants to kill." Recoome walks up to me, placing a hand on my shoulder. "It's okay, captain. As long as we don't kill unless to protect another. You remember the pro..." I cut off Recoome's sentence. "Yeah. I remember our promise to Surprise." The memories of that event centuries ago were easily remembered as if they happened yesterday. We just got back to secret base we created with the help of a Capsule Corp capsule we found. As we entered our base, tired from our practice, trying to get used to these new bodies, we saw Surprise staring at us like a deer caught in a headlight. Her face was covered in chocolate, and she had many of the wrappers that once held said chocolate around her. "Uh... this isn't what this looks like?" She nervously replied. She calmed down when we all burst out laughing at the sight of the pony we found in the Everfree forest when she was just a foal, and raised until she was a full grown mare. "You know if you eat anymore chocolate, you're going to start teleporting everywhere and pulling items out of nowhere because of your sugar rush." I said, chuckling. Surprise, seeing that we weren't going to punish her for eating some of our favorite chocolate, relaxed, and ran over to us, curious about what we did. When she asked, We all looked at each other nervously. Before we could respond, Surprise figured it out. "You accidentally killed another pony?" She said, with a hint of sadness in her voice. We all looked down at the floor. "Sorry. We were just trying to train in the forest, away from the populations, but a group of ponies, trying to hunt us walked right into where the blast was going to be. We'll try better next time. Honest." "You better. I want to you promise me that you won't kill an innocent sentient creature, unless to protect another. That means even taking your own blasts to protect them." Surprise said in a completely serious tone, which looked silly because of the chocolate on her face. "I promise." All five of us said at the same time. Surprise didn't look convinced. "Surprise Promise." She said in a serious tone again. With smiles on our faces as we went through the rituals of the Surprise Promise Surprise made, Surprise's frown turned upside down. "Swear upon our heart, and dream to fly, stuff a chocolate bar in our eye." Standing back up straight again, I gave a small smile to my companions. "Speaking of chocolate bars." I held my hand out, waiting for the chocolate. I heard them all sigh, and blame Recoome for reminding me. When that was sorted out, we all looked over at Canterlot Castle, preparing to make up for our mistakes. "Well come on men! We got a kingdom to save!" We flew into the sky, preparing for our entrance. "You won't get away with this!" Princess Celestia yelled. "Twilight and her friends will-" Celestia was cut off when the doors opened to reveal the mane six. Chrysalis chuckled, before responding. "You were saying?" She was about to turn to her changelings, to order them, when five loud bangs were heard, and five figures appeared in the room. Chrysalis stared at them with curiosity, and when the dust cleared, she burst out laughing. "Oh Celestia, is this your back up plan? A bunch of ugly looking freaks." Chrysalis didn't notice Celestia's frightened face, as Chrysalis commanded her changelings to attack. The changelings all dog piled the Ginyu Force, and it appeared that the changelings won, but that thought was destroyed, when a giant purple blast of ki knocked them all back, and killed them in the process. Chrysalis looked shocked for a minute, before asking the inevitable question. "What are you?" The Ginyu Force responded by each striking a pose, and each saying their names, before all getting together into one last pose. This caused Chrysalis to start laughing again. "This is your backup Celestia! A bunch of stupid and ugly stage performers! How low have you fallen Celestia?" Chrysalis once again failed to see the look of terror on Celestia's face, but turned to face the Ginyu Force, and stepped forward. "I'll take care of this easily." Chrysalis was about to charge forward when the Ginyu Force were all facing each other, talking, but was stopped when a burst of purple ki shot through her leg, slightly injuring it. "Wait your turn bug. We have important business to take care of." When Chrysalis wondered what they thought was more important than fighting her, her question was answered when she saw most of the Ginyu Force doing rock, paper, scissors. While everyone in the room sweat-dropped, the Ginyu Force continued unstopped. "Rock, paper, scissors!" "Rock, paper, scissors!" "Rock, paper, scissors!" "Rock, paper, scissors!" "Rock, paper, scissors!" "Rock, paper, scissors!" "Rock, paper, scissors!" "Rock, paper, scissors!" "Yeah! I win!" Jeice yelled. As he walked forward, closer to Chrysalis, he taunted his teammates. "Better luck next time mates!" He looked over at Chrysalis. "You ready to fight now bug?!" With a roar, Chrysalis charged forward, and all the ponies in the room covered their eyes, expecting the Brench-seijin to be killed. But when they heard Chrysalis yelp in pain, they opened their eyes to see Jeice was still standing there, with a smile on his face. Chrysalis was laying down in a pile a few feet away, and looked like she has been through Tartarus and back. "H-how?" Chrysalis asked, straining herself trying to stand back up. "That's what you get when you mess with the Ginyu Force!" Then, to the surprise of everyone, Jeice flew at Chrysalis at high speeds, before stopping in front of her, and tapping his fingers on her head, instantly knocking out the Changeling Queen. Jeice then fired a beam of ki at Celestia, and surprised everyone again, when the beam didn't harm Celestia, but cut the shell that she was trapped in. Celestia quickly jumped out of the remains of the shell that once held her, and charged up her horn, preparing to fight the Ginyu Force. She stopped the spell she was just about to cast, when Captain Ginyu walked in front of the others, and held out his hand. "We don't want to fight Celestia. We want to live in peace." Ginyu pointed his finger at Twilight, before firing a ki blast at the ground right at the lavender unicorn's hooves. "But follow us, and I won't miss next time." Then, the group disappeared from the room.