//------------------------------// // new ponies // Story: Fell from the sky // by End //------------------------------// Ouch, again? "You're finally awake dude," a tomboyish voice came from the right of me. I look over to find the rainbow maned pony. The same one that left me for dead. Yeah? well no thanks to you, ya buckn' bit- "Dude!!!! You should have seen how you flew across Ponyville!" There was a blue maned pony with a pair of purple shades on her face. I don't know why anypony would wear them indoors. "Where am I?" I managed to say. One moment I'm in the middle of the road and then end up in some room. Rainbow Dash spoke up "You're in Twilight's castle, dude." I look around to see that I'm in a room with walls made out of crystals. In fact, almost everything that isn't furniture seems to be made out of crystals. Wait no, the chair is also made of crystal and so is the bed frame. Purple...I like it "Since you're up I should go get Twilight" she turns around a flies out of the room leaving me with the blue maned pony. On closer inspection, she was a light tint of yellow and had different shades of blue alternating on her mane and tail. "So I hear that you caught the eye of Octavia," the blue maned pony said. "You gotta be a pony with boring music taste." Excuse me? I stared at her for a while when all of a sudden a hoof came from behind her and hit her on the back part of her head, knocking off her shades. "Ouch, what the hay was that for?" she rubbed the back of her head while looking at her attacker. It was the same pony that I fell on. "That boring music, Vinyl, is called classic orchestra music and not that obnoxious electronic sounds you play," the mare said giving Vinyl and irritated look. "Why are you here anyways, Tavi?" Vinyl asked still rubbing her head. I wondered if this was an everyday interaction for them.  I mean, I did fall on her when I jumped out the window. "Well as I recall a certain DJ pony suggesting that Rainbow Dash charge at him, and it's Octavia, Vinyl," she said looking at Vinyl. "How was I suppose to know that it would knock him out?" She said in defense. You know what? I'm out. I got up from the bed and made my way towards the door. Hopefully, I was still in the same town. "Where do you think you are going?" the Dark gray mare stopped me. "Umm...away?" I rasped out. It still hurt to talk. "Why on Equestria would you leave? Not many stallions would leave a beautiful mare behind," she said getting closer to my face, making me uncomfortable. This is getting awkward really fast, some girl...mare has the hots for me...I assume. This I just weird. One moment you want to kill me for falling on top of you then the next your coming on to me? "Well I'm not like most stallions...so, uh" I begin to sweat like a horse...wait no, I mean...buck! You know what I mean. "Come on stop teasing him...not that he doesn't mind of course" Vinyl elbowed her then giving me a seductive look. "I...uh, I mean" I quickly had a blank mind, I didn't know what to say...guess Silent is a good name for me. I should stick to it. "INCOMING!!!!!" the silence was broken by Rainbow dash breaking down the door with Twilight behind her. She had a frustrated face on her. "For the last time Rainbow Dash, STOP BREAKING DOWN THE DOORS!!!!" an enraged lavender pony screamed. Is this a normal day here? Yes Oh...WAIT WHAT? I look around to see no other pony except for the five of us. The hell was that? Somepony just answered my question. "Hey! You ok?" Vinyl looked over to me with a curious look. "Yeah...I think" I responded. "Okay, Silent, your amnesia looks to be permanent, and this was before all those head traumas." she eyed Rainbow Dash, in particular, only to get a "Well I'm sorry" look from her. "You might just need to start a new life here since there's little to no chance of getting your memories back" Really just like that? Motherbucker, what am I suppose to do now? "So wait, where is he gonna crash?" Vinyl spoke up No thank you, I've done plenty of that "He can live here in the castle with me, I have tons of rooms here that I don't use" Ooh, you mean stay. Here?... I don't see why not. "Oh! I can finally throw you a welcome party???" said a pink pony that appeared out of nowhere. "Pinkie, will you stop doing that, you're going to give somepony a heart attack someday," the lavender pony told Pinkie Pie "No can do, you can't stop my- , hey here did Silent go?" Everypony looked around for the black pegasus, but I left while everypony was distracted by Pinkie Pie. Nope Nope nope I'm not going to a party, I don't know why or how but, I'm not fond of parties. I ended up in the middle of the small town. It looked to be the shopping district. I walked around for a few minutes until I found myself in front of a mirror. Giving myself a good long look. Why do I feel so naked? I need something to cover up some part of my body "Oh, my, admiring ourselves self are we?" A British accent spoke up next to me. The mare was a white unicorn with a curly purple mane and also some sort of makeup on her eyelids. Even as ponies they like to wear make-up. "Um...no, just deciding what I should wear, not fond of myself feeling... exposed" I say to the white mare. "Well now, it normal for ponies to not wear any clothing at all, well there are some who like to wear clothes or some accessory. "Well...I...uh, better get going" I quickly leave before anything goes wrong. "Oh, no no no no, I must simply help you with your problem, I'm an expert when it comes to this type of things darling." Darling?! Okay, I'm not liking where this is going. I try to leave but end up getting dragged by the mare who has me by my tail with some sort of magical aura surrounding it. "Oh come on!!! I lost him again!?!?" screamed a frustrated pegasus. "Calm down Rainbow Dash he couldn't have gone too-, wait what do you mean again?" The alicorn asked the cyan pony. "Well, I found him in the Everfree forest. Well, he crashed landed into the forest, IT WAS AWESOME!!" "What? Fluttershy!" Twilight turned over to her yellow friend." *Meep!* well I did find him...or he found me. I SORRY HE WALKED UP TO ME ALL BRUISED AND THEN WE TALKED UNTIL ONE OF MY ANIMALS KNOCKED HIM OUT AND THEN HE WOKE UP AND HE TRIPPED AND I LANDED ON TOP OF HIM AND KNOCKED HIM OUT MYSELF!!!!!" "WHAT? Oh man Flutters, I'd never thought you'd make the first move on a hot guy like him" Vinyl said over to Fluttershy, who now had her face hidden away in shame. "It was an accident" she whispered. "We'll talk about that later, but now we've got to find him, who knows what kind of trouble he could be in" "Yes, very good, perfect!!!!" said Rarity Buck my life I was getting my measurements from this pony thinking that everypony needs them. I mean everypony looks the same size...Well, the purple one looked slightly taller. "Why Darling, you don't seem to be commentating much. Are you not the social type?" she gave me a curious look. "...yeah" One simple answer came out. "Oh no, this is unacceptable, how are you going to make friends, since I've never seen you around I only assume that you have none. You must simply go out to talk to everypony you see." "Rarity!" came a voice from the front entrance "Oh, Twilight! I must say this is a surprise!"  the mare walked over to her friend. While she was distracted I looked around trying to find anything that would suit me, a black scarf with a purple outline caught my eye. What do we have here? "Hey, Rarity have you seen a black pegasus with purple-colored eyes?" Twilight asked her friend for hoping for an answer. " well, of course, he's standing right over there, OH MY GOODNESS!!!" the white unicorn screamed in delight as she saw me with the scarf wrapped around my neck. "This absolutely looks fantastic on you!" she moved around me in every angle possible. Oh jeez, is this pony insane? "Anyway, what is that you want with him?" Rarity turned back to her friend after her unexpected trance on me. "Oh, it's just HE keeps on disappearing everyone we're not looking." Unaware to them, I walked past them and exited the shop. I'm starting to think I might be turning invisible. Then I remembered I need to pay for this scarf. I turn back around. "Oh, darling you can't be serious. The only one who I know that does that is pinkie pie, why look he's over...." Rarity paused to see that I wasn't where I was previously. "Where in Celestia's name did he go!?" "Here," I said, only to cause Rarity to faint and make Twilight jump. Oops "You're starting to be a total pain in the flank you know" Twilight pointed her hoof at me. "...yeah, I can see how," I whispered to her. Then Vinyl walked in with Octavia next to her. "Oh! Hey, ya found him!" the DJ pony walked up to us. "Oh my, we worried that something might have happened to you, although nothing terrible has happened here before- wait, scratch that" Octavia spoke and saw Twilight make a sheepish face. "So where's the guy gonna sleep tonight?" Vinyl asked. "Well since he seems to disappear a lot, I suppose the castle would be a great place since I have all the keys to the locks of the doors" Twilight spoke up looking at me. "Oh...what do you think, Silent?" Vinyl said looking at me. Starting to sound like a prison to me