Ummm...
------At Celestia's Castle---------
Dear Princess Celestia,
Did you know that the human counter-part of our little sisters' friend is going to try to come to Equestria? And did you know that if she comes through the portal Equestria and Earth will get seriously messed up? And did you know that she happens to be Rainbow Dash's biggest fan? And that Rainbow will possibly go through the portal to stop her and make this an even bigger mess than it already is? BTW Twilight Sparkle, your student, is freaking out and even though she could just block the portal? She thinks it won't work and she won't let anypony block it for her incase "We don't do it properly and we break it," to quote her. She won't even let anypony look at it. This is crazy, Princess Celestia, please help us.
The Elements of Honesty and Generosity,
Applejack and Rarity
Celestia sat there on her golden throne in her massive castle, her mouth hanging open in shock. "Luna! Get over here right now!" She shouted, the sound of her voice echoing off the walls.
-------Later in Ponyville-------
Applejack and Rarity were at Sugarcube Corner enjoying cupcakes with Pinkie, when Spike burst through the door. "Rarity! I think this is for you!" He gasped. Bright green flames erupted from his mouth, launching a thick yellowish scroll onto the table, narrowly missing Applejack's cupcake. "Thank you Spike," Rarity smiled, magicly picking it up and started reading it. Spike did that weird thing he does in the show where he twirls his tail like a helicopter and sort of flys out of the room. He was obviously in love.
Rarity started laughing. "What is it? Did Spike do somethin' funny?" Applejack asked her with a mouth full of cupcake. Rarity shook her head no, unable to stop laughing. Pinkie Pie bounced over.
"Oooooh! It's a guessing game! Did Princess Trollestia read your letter and was so shocked all she wrote back was a troll face and "ummm?"
Did she? Did she?" Pinkie said this all very fast.
"Yes Pinkie. She did. Though that is no excuse to call our ruler Princess Trollestia. How did you know that, anyway?" Rarity replied.
Pinkie grinned. "Just a hunch!" She bounced off again.
"Can Ah see that letter?" Rarity handed it to AJ.
And she read:
Ummm...
"That didn't help at all. We should probably talk to Twilight again." Applejack added. She almost mentioned how Pinkie had guessed what was in the letter, but decided against it.
The two friends found Twilight with Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy, learning to fly. It wasn't going to well.
"Twilight, can you come down for a minute? We have a letter from Celestia."