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// Chapter 7 — Wedding Preparations 
// Story: Diamond Tiara, Alicorn Princess 
// by VitalSpark 
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So Princess Diamond Tiara was at Twilight Sparkle's poxy castle talking about princess stuff and wedding stuff and other important stuff.

"Will you be my best mare?" said Princess Diamond Tiara.

"Of course," asked Twi.

"That's good. I would normally ask Silverspoon to do that sort of thing, but she can't on account of her being the groom," questioned Princess Diamond Tiara.

"Isn't it tradition for the best mare to sleep with the bride?" said Twilight, fluttering her eyelids at Princess Diamond Tiara and making a smoochy face.

"Ewwww! No!" asked Princess Diamond Tiara. "You're thinking of the bridesmaids. It's traditional for the best mare to sleep with the bridesmaids."

And then Twilight was all like, "so who are the bridesmaids?" and Princess Diamond Tiara was like, "Snips and Snails," and Twily was like, "ewwww!!" and Princess Diamond Tiara was like, "only joking, it's the cutie mark cryba-- I mean crusaders."

And Twilight tilted her head to the side and said, "hmmm... interesting. I could work with that."

And then Spike came in and Princess Diamond Tiara totally zapped him with her alicorn magic and turned him into a dog, and Twilight was all like, "don't turn him into a dog. That isn't very nice," and Princess Diamond Tiara was like, "but look how cute he looks," and Twilight asked, "yeah, I suppose he is cute, but just turn him back at the end of the day, because he's my pet dragon, not yours," and Princess Diamond Tiara said, "OK," because she was a just and fair ruler.

So then Princess Diamond Tiara went to Rarity's house to get measured for her wedding dress and Sweetiebell was there and she was like, "thank you so much for saving my life Princess Diamond Tiara, you're the most awesomest princess ever, and if you ever need me to do stuff for you, then just ask. Cos I'll do whatever you want. Even, like, sexual stuff," and Princess Diamond Tiara said, "just doing my job."

And Sweetiebell said, "so how did you punish that evil bitch Silverspoon for trying to murder you, and actually murdering me?"

And Princess Diamond Tiara said, "I punished her a bit, but now we're getting married."

And Sweetiebell was so happy and hugged Princess Diamond Tiara, and Princess Diamond Tiara was like, "that's enough, you can let go now," and Sweetiebell was like, "do I have to?" and Princess Diamond Tiara said, "yes," and she let go, and Princess Diamond Tiara was like, "now you can go and sit in that corner," and Sweetiebell did what she was told.

And Rarity was there, by the way, because it was her house or tent or whatever, and Princess Diamond Tiara said, "I need you to make me a wedding dress," and Rarity was like, "it would be a great honour," and Princess Diamond Tiara was like, "yes, get started then."

And Rarity started making the dress.

And then Spike, who Princess Diamond Tiara had totally brought with her, chased Opal away and Rarity was all like, "yay! That cat's really annoying, and it never even helps with the washing up, and that's like totally a reference to Rarara Reports, even though VitalSpark hasn't published it yet," and then she saw Spike and she was like "oooooooooo… what a cute little doggy. Wait, is that Spikey-Wikey?" and Princess Diamond Tiara was like, "yeah, of course, duh."

And Rarity was like, "he's so cute. I just want to cuddle him, and kiss him, and nuzzle him, and rub my face on his little fluffy doggy belly for hours," and Spike was like, "oh yeah!" and Princess Diamond Tiara was like, "you're supposed to be making my dress though," and Rarity said, "OK," and kept making the dress.

It was the end of the day and the dress was finished. Princess Diamond Tiara tried it on, and it was passable.

So Rarity prepared her face to rub it over Spike's belly for hours, and then Princess Diamond Tiara remembered that she'd promised Twilight she'd turn him back into a dragon at the end of the day, so she turned him back into a dragon. And Rarity was like, "ewwww! Now he's all scaly," and she decided not to rub her face on him, or kiss him, or cuddle him.

And then Spike went home.

And Princess Diamond Tiara went home with the dress, using her alicorn magic to float it along with her.

And Rarity and Sweetiebell watched her go, admiring the sway of her flank as she walked. And Rarity was like, "that was so hot when she was ordering you around," and Sweetiebell was like, "yes."