Diamond Tiara wanted to learn how to teleport to places. She wished she hadn't been so quick to zap Twilight Sparkle, now she'd have to apologize. "No, why should I apologize?" she said.
"I think you should," Silverspoon asked.
"What I mean is why should I apologize when you can do it for me?" said Diamond Tiara.
"No," queried Silverspoon. And that is how it came about that Silverspoon had to apologize to Twilight Sparkle. So she did.
Diamond Tiara and Twilight Sparkle hugged, now good friends. "OK, you can let go of me now," said Diamond Tiara, awesomely.
"Do I have to? You're just so awesome and adorable," squealed Twilight Sparkle, who was fangirling a lot.
"Yes, we have more important stuff to do. Like princess stuff," questioned Diamond Tiara. Twilight Sparkle fluttered her eyelids seductively. "No, not that princess stuff. Well, maybe that princess stuff later, but important stuff now. Teleportation stuff."
So Twilight taught Diamond Tiara how to do teleportation. I'm not going to explain it to all of you lot right now on account of you lot not being alicorns, but I'll just tell you one thing. It was really easy for Diamond Tiara to learn how to do teleportation stuff, and after a few minutes she even could do it even better than Twilight Sparkle.
"Bucking Jeezhooves, Twilight, can't you even teleport the sun and the moon?" stated Diamond Tiara, and she teleported the sun and the moon all around the place. Now she could do Celestia and Luna's jobs if she wanted to, but she didn't want to. "So now I'll teleport myself," she asked.
And Diamond Tiara teleported to Tartarus and Tirek gave her a high five.
And then Diamond Tiara teleported to Sugarcube Corner and caught Mr and Mrs Cake in bed together. "Ewwww!" she asked.
And then Diamond Tiara teleported to Luna's room in the castle and watched her sleeping for like an hour or something.
And then Diamond Tiara teleported to Twilight's castle again. "OK, bye Twilight," she queried and teleported back home again.
And that's how Equestria was made.