PLEASE READ: This is a THOUGHT based story. Everything in it is centered around THOUGHT or IMPLIED SPEECH. It will make you use a bit of imagination at times but that's where the fun is, eh? Now with colors to differentiate the characters! (WIP)
Chapter Four: First Floor- Food!
RUN! RUN FOR THE HILLS YOU LITTLE MOTHER F-
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Hmph! How DARE he call me that! I’m already busting my legs here, trying to save his flank when he could at least show a tad bit more appreciation…
Although, getting chased by a T-Rex can get a bit stressful. Just a tad I think… I don’t recall a time that I was ever chased by a T-Rex but I do know they eat ponies and-
Oh holy buck they EAT PONIES WHOLE! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT!
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I swear to god, if this mare doesn’t- aack!- get herself out alive… I am gonna kill her myself!
Wait… that didn’t make any sense at all- OOF! Jeez she is a bumpy ride… she is gonna miss the door at this speed-
OH BUCKIN APPLESAUCE THAT T-REX NEARLY BIT MY LEG OFF! SPEED GIRL, SPEED!
OH MY SPLEEN!
Ungh… Damn this curse… it drives me to want something to eat…
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Holy… moly… this lizard will NOT let up at all! It even knocked over that huge tree! I hope nopony got hurt by it…
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Sentiments? Really? AT A TIME LIKE THIS?! Turn right nnnnnow! No, now. Now! NOW! GO BACK YOU STUPID-
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…He is SO lucky I can’t stop and whack him across the face! I mean, seriously… That tongue of his! Heh… maybe he could insult the T-Rex to death…
GAH! LIZARD LIPS TRIED TO SQUISH US! THE BUCKING JERK!
Just how the hell do I get away from this monster of a reptile?! I can’t keep this up for too much longer… I HAVE to get to that door now! Ideas, ideas…
Tree branch? No, too flimsy…
Rock? I wouldn’t be able to pick up one big enough, much less get the time to throw one!
Vines? No… be broken much too easily!
Alright, that leaves me with one option, although I don’t like it very much…
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Urk… I’m just surprised she still has some steam in her… I can tell their both getting tired now, so if she wants to do anything- Ughhhh- now would be the time!
Hm… that boulder… it’s pretty big… I wonder what she is gonna do with it-
Hold on? Why - umph!- should I hold on to her-
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OH CELESTIA, WHY ME!
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U-TURN TIME!
Alright, just gotta close in on that rock… steady, steady… All right! JUMPING!
Perfect landing! KICK BACK!
WHEEE! It’s nice going through the air like this! The wind in my mane, the sights passing by…
It would be so much better if a certain T-Rex’s belly wasn’t blocking my way though…
OOMPH!
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IDIOT! Now we are BOTH dead! Well, more you than me but- GAH! I HATE this pain so much! I need to eat something NOW!
Ugh… the only thing I can eat is… well… it’s worth a shot… I’ve had worse before!
I just gotta remember to wash my mouth after this…
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…Holy buck did he just BITE the lizard’s toe?
…I think I’m going to be a bit sick… it’s like he is ENJOYING its flavor. What if it has athlete’s foot or something?! So gross!
HOLY- HE JUST TOOK A HUGE CHUNK OUT OF THAT TOE! This guy is ballsy! That, or really REALLY hung- yeah, hungry. He swallowed the piece. Mhm. Nice… that won’t give me nightmares or anything, nope, not at all…
We better run though while Big Liz above us is screeching in pain. Just gonna- yoink!- RUN LIKE THE WIND!
…Remind self not to add sound effects to actions…
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Mmm! Sweet relief! Meat! Wonderful food! Horrid taste but wonderful delicious food! Thank god I ate enough though… Now the pain is gone! SWEET CELESTIA YES-
WHOAH! I do NOT like to be colt-handled!
Wait…Did she make a yoink sound when she grabbed me?
More importantly, did I just hear squawking again? The beating of wings… why is that so familiar?
Doesn’t matter! RUN MARE RUN!
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I’M TRYING!
Jeez! This guy won’t let up! And that stupid lizard behind me ain’t either! Seems Munchy over here ticked her (or is it him?) off a bit more than expected…
Either way, I’m more afraid of those wings at the moment… Seems my flying friend has come back for a visit! Wonderful, right?
The door! Finally! YES! We are going to make it! Yay! A break from all this-
…Since when can T-Rex’s fly?
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Dah-yum! That frickin beast can jump!
But of course, it would land right in front of the door… It knows what’s up, it ain’t stupid! If this stupid mare just listened to me the FIRST time we went by the door, we would be fine…
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Ugh…
I hate being a hero…
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Eh? So NOW he can run? Well, this is just dandy… could have helped out a bit ago! Whatever. It’s done now and all we need to do is get through one ton of reptilian predatorial meat and bone while it tries to either kill or eat us. Meanwhile, my old friend is coming for a revisit…
Wonderful! It’s great to have no memory then get ravaged by dinosaurs and-
…What the hell is he doing?!
Is he… is that stallon actually trying to GET eaten?! Stop taunting it and move between its legs already! Stop goofing off and-
OH MY HOLY BUCK! OH… OH MY…
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URK! Ya know… I finally get some food… and this stupid lizard… is slowly- ARGHHHHHH!
BUCK! MY LEG!
Why doesn’t it just- BUCK BUCK BUCK!- bite off my back leg already and be down with it?! IT HURTS LIKE HELL ON EARTH!
I just hope that that mare is able to- BUCKING A, STOP TOSSIN ME AROUND AND JUST RIP IT OFF ALREADY! –get the message and go through the-
What the BUCK is she doing?! MY LEG IS RIPPING OFF HERE AND SHE WANTS TO GO FORAGING?!
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Alright, almost… THERE!
That should be a strong enough vine… Hopefully anyways.
Ok, so… I just hope that this ridiculous plan works… and that his leg will be fine after all this!
I only got one shot at all of this so I better make it count…
…I almost wonder if this is how everypony’s day is?
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…Hm… I see… so that’s- CELESTIA BUCKING DARNIT! THIS THING WANTS ME TO PAY, HUH?!
Urgh… I can’t believe she is trying to save me though… even after I was going to eat her and everything!
I… I just hope she knows… what she is doing…
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I have no bucking clue how I am going to do this!
The proper phrase at this point would be probably to, “Wing it”? If my memory is correct… which I highly doubt anyways…
Ah-ha! There he is… better make this quick! He’s closing in fast!
All right, three…
Two…
One…
JUMP!
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Holy buck she did it! She cleared right over that swooping pterodactyl! Even better, she slipped that vine around its neck and over the wings so- AACK! JUST EAT ME ALREADY! I’M SORRY FOR EATING A TOE OFF BUT JEEZ!
Wait… did she…
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Ah buck my life- WHOA!
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Perfect! Even better, the T-rex hardly even knew I wrapped the vine around its leg since it was shaking that stallion so much… It would have been very comical with all the shouting for his mommy if he wasn’t in so much pain!
But now, the master part of the plan is working… working…
YES! The T-Rex is falling over! Over… and AT ME OH MY BUCKING LUCK I GOTTA MOVE!
…Wait, did that stallion just fly through the door?
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URGH! OW! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
Aack…
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I…
hate…
stairs…
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Alright, he must have been launched there after the T-rex tripped… ALRIGHT! Time to move out of this jungle! Thanks stupid dinosaurs for… nothing really!
This has been a complete waste of my time… but there is something I have to do very quickly, before the dinosaurs recover…
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WHAM! That’s how you kick a MALE T-Rex to make it hurt! Yeah, you better be roaring after that!
…Stupid reptiles…
A/N: Alright, sorry for taking awhile to write this chapter... this one is largely unedited but i am going to post it anyways so that i can move on with my other stories that i am writing~ And no, the stallion's name is not Munchy or Jaws of McBitey XD