//------------------------------// // The Crazy Versions of Twilight & Spike. // Story: Double Pinkie Trouble // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Hello...Pinkie Pie...wow...are we really alike?" "Depends...what am I thinking right now Mina?" Mina thought hard and then..."You're thinking of the anime spin-off Dragon Fire!" "Correct!" "Red Rubies, what am I thinking of right now?" "The anime spin-off Apple Bloomers!" She answered. "Right! Oh my gosh Pinkie, is this destiny?" "It's totally destiny! Besides, originally, when the cast were writing Season 4, they mentioned something about the episodes with Pinkie in the title said were my princess side story. Sadly, as you can see I never became an alicorn." "Oh, that's too bad." "But now that you're here, I feel like a princess because my Princess BFF's assistant is a dragon!" "Yeah!" "So Mina, are you willing to help me spread cheer & joy across Ponyville today?" "Yes Pinkie! I'm ready to be your assistant!" "Cool, now come with me!" Then Mina got on Pinkie's back, and they were off. No really she jumped off the balcony! Once they landed, they broke lots of bones, but then rearranging back to their original shape after the nasty fall. "Phew, that was a close one, you okay Pinkie?" "Eeyup." Meanwhile in a grassy field, Twilight & Spike were practicing a spell. Twilight was about to use the spell on her eager test subject Spike. She was about to fire until suddenly... "HIIII!!!" "OOF!!!" "Pinkie Pie?" "M-m-m-Mina?!" "Hey Twilight, say hi to Mina!" Pinkie said while hugging Twilight tight. Twilight looked-up and saw the dragon cuddling Spike. " *giggle* Aww, isn't that just precious? Hello Mina." "OMG! It's Twilight Sparkle, Princess of Friendship!" Then she let go of Spike. "Are you really Spike's guardian? Oh my gosh, this makes me want to write a Mama Twilight fic on Fimfiction.net where Spike refuses the fact that Flash Sentry is going to become his new daddy!" Then everyone besides the giddy Mina looked awkwardly at you. "Well, *gasp* it's nice to meet the dragon friend Spike made. *hack!* hopefully...Spike can learn more about...*hurk*...letting me go to breathe!" Pinkie was hugging Twilight too hard, that she began suffocating, but after hearing Twilight's hint, she finally let go. "Now, as I was saying, maybe Spike can learn more about dragon heritage from you." "Yeah, I can be something like a teacher to Spikey here." She agreed in a sexy teacher costume. "Maybe I can teach him the courtship rituals when he's older." "Huh?" "Buuuut, not now." Then she was back to normal. "Yeah, we got a whole day ahead of us, come-on Mina!" "Gotcha Pinkie!" Then when they left... "What have I done?" "It's amazing how you can save the Crystal Empire, yet doom your own home town." Twilight Sparkle remarked. Spike then smacked Twilight upside the head. Later... "Sweet, finally a 2 on 2 that doesn't include Gummy...not that I don't enjoy the totally rad company of Gummy. Which I do, anyways, ready to win this squirt?" Said Rainbow Dash. "When we're together, we're like Shippuden Naruto & Konahamaru!" Said Scootaloo. "Bring it on Rainbow Dash, I'm feeling lucky!" Pinkie said with a smug grin. "Hey, that smugness belongs to me." As the Be Like Mike theme played in the background, Fluttershy threw the basketball into the air, then Pinkie & Dash jumped, and Rainbow dash grabbed the ball, dribbled it to the hoop, but Mina blocked her shot. Then Pinkie got the ball, dribbled circles around Scootaloo, jumped, and slammed it! "Yeah!" Then Pinkie began stomping & shouting like Micheal Jordan. "Hmph, lucky, but you wont get anywhere further." Oh, how could I have forgotten the rules they set in this game? They agreed to 1st to 30 points is the winner, no time limit. Okay, now as I was saying, As ponies were passing by, they saw how Mina & Pinkie had a fighting chance to beat Rainbow Dash & Scootaloo. Everyone cheered for Mina. "Go go tourist!" Shouted Lemon Hearts. "You can win dragon!" Cheered Truffle Shuffle, yeah that fat grey colt is named Truffle Shuffle, anyone feeling like doing a Goonies parody now? "Wait, is that a female dragon? I gotta go tell Spike, then Rarity will be mine!" Said Thunderlane. Then Blossomforth pulled him back by the ear. Pinkie & Mina were really giving Rainbow Dash & Scootaloo a run for their money! Soon, they were at the deciding point, 29-29! "Okay squirt, we've been fighting hard, ready to win this?" "Yeah! (I'm scared!)" So the 2 came at Mina & Pinkie, with the ball! Rainbow & Scoots passed the ball back and forth to confuse Pinkie & Mina, but that's when Pinkie stole the ball for a split second! Rainbow went for Pinkie, but Pinkie passed it to Mina! Scootaloo went for the ball as it was coming, but then Mina side stepped past Scootaloo catching the ball! Mina threw the ball! Rainbow Dash jumped, but then Pinkie used her tail as a spring to launch her past Rainbow and then grab the ball for a successful SLAM DUNK!!! The crowd cheered! Fluttershy & Scootaloo then began comforting the crying Rainbow Dash. Mina & Pinkie began running in circles. "Is your friend gonna be okay?" "Don't worry, she barely loses, you were just my dead ringer." "Red Rubies! Now, what's our next target?" Later... We find ourselves at the park, the sun was setting, and everyone was heading home, well 2 weren't ready to go just yet. "Rarity?" "Yes Applejack?" "Well, after a day like this..." Then she pulled a tiny box out of her hat. "I was wondering if you'd like to take this friendship to the next level?" "Oh AJ, the answer is..." Then Pinkie & Mina appeared. "BOOM!" yelled Pinkie as she kicked the box out of the way. "PINKIE!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT & WHO'S THAT DRA..." Then Mina and Pinkie tripped AJ, took her lasso and then hog tied her! "Pinkie Pie! What is the meaning of th..." Then Pinkie & Mina began spanking AJ! Then they looked to Rarity and said: "Congratulations." Then returned to Spanking AJ for a 30 consecutive minutes. Yes I did just make an Adventure Time reference. Later... "Pinkie Pie, I had a blast today!" "I know, you are a natural at making everyone happy!" "You really think so?" "I know so." Then Pinkie began smelling something..."Huh?" "What is it Pinkie?" "I smell free cake! Let's go eat it!" "Yay, something to finish an amazing day!" Pinkie was running ahead of Mina, she saw the cake on a table somewhere on the path to Fluttershy's house! She jumped at it! Then as she landed next to the table... "AAAAAAH!" *Thud!* The entire floor collapsed! "Oh my gosh! Pinkie, are you okay?" "No! The cake was a lie!" She yelled back. Then out from the bushes... "Surprise!" Said a voice who pounced onto Mina & put a chloroform handkerchief all over her so she'd fall asleep. "Yessssssss, the hands....are mine!" Then Lyra began dragging Mina back to her home. "Mina?! Are you okay?! MINAAAAAAAAAA!!!"