//------------------------------// // Do Your Job, Luna! - 3 // Story: Do Your Job, Luna! // by Yukito //------------------------------// Celestia and Luna stood face-to-face in the castle’s hallway, a couple of maids bowing as they walked by. Luna cleared her throat. “Well?” Celestia asked. “Well what?” Luna returned. “I’ve got work for you to do. Aren’t you going to come up with some ‘great emergency’ in order to avoid-” “Oh, Sis!” “Here it comes…” “Apple Bloom is, uh, worried about her cutie mark!” Celestia burst a vessel as blood filled her eye. “SHE ALWAYS IS! THAT’S ALL SHE EVER DOES!” Celestia huffed and puffed and tried Cadence’s method of coping with stress. It wasn’t working. “Y’know what?! Forget it! Go! Fucking. Go! I’ll just tell the orphanage that you were ‘too busy’ to allocate any funding to them!” The hallway was empty, save for Celestia. Luna had left long before Celestia could finish. “… I wish I could fire her.”