"The Great and Powerful Trixie..." Trixie uttered, then squinted, as if forgetting her lines, which is the literal truth,"AHA! The Great and Powerful Trixie needs some blueberry cupcakes." She gazed out of the magic show caravan's window and sighed unhappily. Few days ago, Twilight Sparkle and her dumb friends have ruined the opportunity to be the star of Ponyville. "Ugh, the Great and Powerful Trixie does not care about such 'trivial'," She wrinkled her nose. Actually, she cared a lot about it and it was very annoying important news for her! "Matters," Trixie completed her sentence, sniffing," All Trixie needs now is some blueberry cupcakes. Oh look, Trixie's nearing...Ponyville!" Her eyes widened in horror.
"No, no, nonononono, Trixie will not come here. Trixie's just looking for blueberry cupcakes!" She moaned as she levitated the automatic lever controlling the movement of the wagon. "Ugh. I just need some blueberry cupcakes!"
"Did you say blueberry cupcakes?!" a way too familiar, talkative, delighted voice shrieked, "I'VE GOT THESE!!! Oh hi Trixie meanie pants! Want some?!" Pinkie Pie's delighted head poked out of a nearby pastry shop: Sugarcube The Next Corner!
"Not Pinkie Pie!" Trixie was petrified with exasperation, "Oh hi pink pony. How much--," she gritted her teeth," Is it for a cupcake? And, what are you here for?"
"It's hmm-how much is it for??" Pinkie twitched her eyebrows," But, silly, I know how to answer the next question. I'm here to sell cupcakes!! Sorry, I still don't know the price, though."
"PINKIE! READ THE PRICE ON THE ORDER LIST!" A mare's raspy voice shrieked.
"Oh. Yeah. Umm exactly money sign one period five zero!"
Trixie rolled her lilac eyes. This clearly was wasting her time. "Trixie does not understand," she replied, scoffing.
"PINKIE! You can't even explain correctly to a customer, here, let me!" A rainbow-maned blue pegasus pushed the pink earth pony and then gasped.
"What?" Trixie asked, "Rainbow Dash???!!!"
"TRIXIE?!!!" Rainbow Dash clearly sounds more irritated than angry.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"Well, clearly I am here to help Pinkie Pie bake cupcakes," Rainbow Dash said," I thought you were never gonna step into Ponyville with not even one hoof!"
"Trixie wasn't stepping into that town one little bit. I was just here to buy some pastries because I'm hungry." The unicorn facehoofed. It was so evident!
"Oh," Rainbow Dash relaxed. Then her face tightened. "Wait...are you...lying? Everyone knows the Great and Powerful Trixie is famous for lying sometime. And don't you dare get into another magic duel with Twilight. You caused enough trouble already!"
"Well, Trixie's planning to, anyway. If you don't hurry up and give her Trixie's blueberry cupcakes." Trixie answered sharply.
"Fine, fine," the pegasus rolled her violet eyes, " The price is $1.50. And would you please stop speaking in the third person? Here you go. Money?"
"Oh." Trixie gave a slight grin. She levitated her hat from her head and searched through it. Then she opened her cape. Stars. Only stars. And purple. Where's the money? She had brought the money. "Wait." Trixie turned to her caravan and started to search through the junk piled there.
"Ugh, what a crisis," Rainbow Dash groaned, barely moaning.
Trixie, however, was really in crisis. The Great and Powerful Trixie always hid her bills under her pillow. But it was gone. GONE!!! "I'VE BEEN ROBBED!!!" Trixie wailed, giving a stretch, her looks worried, and a meek smile on her face.
"Then I suppose these are not for you," Rainbow replied as she put the bag with the cupcakes on the floor.
"But Trixie's really been robbed. If you don't believe me, come see!" Trixie lead a skeptic Rainbow Dash to her caravan and levitated the pillow away from the bed. "WHAT??? "
"Liar," Rainbow said sarcastically," you just wanna waste my precious time! "
"It's the truth!" Trixie hurriedly grabbed the bag with her cupcakes, and crossly kicked over some money and was just about to go when she was stopped by a dog's paw.
"DISCORD?!" exclaimed the mares ( even Pinkie Pie, who had trotted out the kitchen door ).
"Surprise, ponies?" Discord asked in a trolling voice.
"Trixie knew it! Only Discord could've hidden it somewhere else!" Trixie cried, triumphant, stamping her hoof on the ground.
"What?!" Discord gazed at the furious unicorn innocently," You looked at the other end of the bed."
"Fine, smarty smarty draconequus."
"I AM smart."
"Whatever! Discord! The Great and Powerful Trixie wants you to stop this this very INSTANT!!" Trixie hollered furiously at the chuckling draconequus, who was looking at her with sly red pupils.
"For once, I have to agree with Trixie," Rainbow Dash added, tiredly, " Clear out, Dipcord."
"It's Discord, though, not Dipcord," replied Discord, as he pat Rainbow Dash's rainbow mane,"Mind you, Rainbow Crash."
"Ugh," the pegasus facehoofed in disgust.
"Ya know, this is getting awkward," Pinkie Pie said, her blue eyes looking around nervously," And with a little filly around too."
"Puh-leeze-there is no little filly around," Trixie replied haughtily.
"Hey, aren't you the unicorn who upsetted RD?" A filly's tough voice cut in," Trixie, am I right?" Scootaloo smiled at Rainbow, who gave her a tight one in return.
"Hi Scoots."
Pinkie Pie gasped. "Rainbow, that's no way to greet a friend! You're supposed to say: HIYA SCOOTS!"
She giggled," Well, anyway, here to buy some cupcakes??"
"Yeah sure," Scootaloo blushed.
"Scootaloo, you aren't blushing because of MEEEE, aren't you?!" Pinkie Pie inquired.
"Not exactly. You see, I followed Rainbow Dash here." Scootaloo said.
Trixie groaned. "This is ridiculous. The Great and Powerful Trixie cannot stand this. I'm leaving. Really, this is g-" Her mouth was clapped over by a pink hoof.
"Shh, but it's romantic!" Pinkie whispered.
Discord stifled a laugh.
"Ugh," Trixie facehoofed, "Just give Trixie her blueberry cakes, okay?"
Rainbow Dash cursed. She lifted the bag and kicked it over to the unicorn.
"WOW!" Scootaloo cheered and squealed," Now that's called a soccer bag goal!"
Rainbow grinned. "One day, little sis, you'll be as awesome as me," She spread open her strong, fast wings out for Scootaloo to adore, taking in all the little filly's admiration, "You'll soon learn everything. Of course. From me. Flying, how to tackle bad guys, how to do a sonic Scootaloo-boom." She winked at Scootaloo's delighted face.
"And teach me how to kick bags to tackle unicorns?" Scootaloo asked, pointing her hoof at Trixie, who was sprawled out on the ground, with Pinkie having a mock-shocked face and Discord laughing , unable to stop. Rainbow's mouth fell open at the damage she had caused with the kick.
"Huh?" Trixie slowly opened her lilac eyes," OW, what?! Ouch."
"Somepony gave you black eyeliner," Discord snapped his claw and a mirror appeared. He pawed it over to Trixie, who grudgingly picked it up, ready to see her own beautiful face, no matter how dazed she was. Trixie gasped.
"No."
A black eye.
A cut on her face.
Trixie remembered. "RAINBOW DASH! Trixie's gonna have her revenge!" She cried as she rubbed her bruised eye and feel the lightning-shape injury on her cheek. When the pegasus had kicked the bag here, Trixie was unsuspecting and smash! Right on the eye. The sharp ends had scratched down on her blue fur, leaving a cut.
With that, she stormed angrily to get Rainbow Dash. But before she can do it, for the third time, she was stopped by a eagle's claw.
"Revenge," smirked Discord," I have completely forgotten the chaos, sweetness, and taste this word had."