//------------------------------// // Ch.9: It's So Fluffy! // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Next is...Fluffle Puff?" "An OC? What about Trahzo's policy on..." Then a letter came Dear Luna & Trixie, After Blood Brandy explained to me about Fluffle Puff being a package deal with Chrysalis, I thought, why not just do it? Signed Nathan Bryon Alcantara "Thank you Blood Brandy, you have gained the Princess of the Night's Seal of approval. now begin!" *Yawn*..."Alright, time to start my day." Spike had gotten out of bed to do his chores, as he was sweeping in the kitchen, he saw a note on the fridge. It turns out Twilight & Chrysalis are out helping a mysterious couple named Chris & Elise, forcibly bring Dan back to L.A. the note also mentioned not letting Fluffle Puff out today because of heat season, Twilight & Chrysalis have the spell to calm themselves down, so he didn't have to worry about them. "That can't be good, I better tie Fluffle Puff down before she wakes-up." And Spike did just that, tying down her hooves so she couldn't escape! As he left her room, he couldn't help but smell Fluffy's heat. "No Spike, don't do it, besides, she likes Chrysalis so.........well I couldn't think of anything else but anyways yeah, I'm sure Chryssi can take care of her when they get back, in the meantime, I better lock the doors & windows, also I should stop talking to myself because it's weird." Spike locked everything ensuring Fluffle Puff wouldn't escape. "Alright, now that I have done everything in my power to make sure Fluffle Puff cannot escape & find a guy for mating season, I should see if Rarity is availab..." *Squeak!* "What the? How did you escape?" *Raspberries* "No-one should be allowed to miss out on mating season, so Pinkie Pie assisted in freeing me." "Dang! No wonder the author keeps on calling Pinkie Pie, the Dumber to Rainbow Dash's Dumb........wait reader, what do you think? Pinkie & Dash in a Dumb & Dumber parodah!" Spike was pulled away before he could finish the sentence. "Fluffle Puff, what are you doing?" *Raspberries* "I said no-one should be allowed to miss out of mating season." "I thought you were with Chrysalis!" *Raspberries* "I saw you practicing to ask Chryssi out before we revealed to everypony our relationship, and just so you know, if somepony tries to ask out Chyssi, you ask out me! I come with Chryssi, so that means you were also practicing to ask out me!" She explained. "Please let go of me." *Raspberries* "Oh, come-on, I don't appreciate you as much...this should show yah how much I love yah." She then nuzzled her scaly friend while, smothering him in her huge coat of fur. "That's very sweet that sincerely care for me, but wouldn't you prefer a stallion's big one, to a baby dragon's small one?" "Raspberry* "You have 2 of them." "Crap!" Later Twilight & Chrysalis returned to the castle, seeing a trail of pink fur. "Looks like Fluffle Puff is shedding." Twilight commented. "Oh Puffy, Chryssi's home. Hmm? Puffy?" "Maybe we should follow the trail" Twilight suggested. The trail led to Chrysalis' room. They opened the door, and in Chrysalis' bed, was Fluffle Puff cuddling an exhausted Spike, and a litter of little puff balls with reptilian heads & claws. *Raspberries* "Be very quite, or you'll wake the babies from their nap." "Well, guess Spike's my new mate now, guess I can deactivate my heat spell once he's rested-up a bit." Twilight didn't say anything, she's just standing in shock because of the terrifying fact that she's now going to expect lots of babies to replace Dan. Oh and just so you know, Fluffle Puff works differently during reproduction, think of Beebo from PPG, except with sperm, and also, let's not forget, Chrysalis excepted being Spike's other mate so that means there will be lots of half dragon half changeling babies as well. Especially considering the fact Changelings reproduce tons of babies like other insects. *Raspberry* "Look on the bright side Twilight, you'll finally get that army you've been wanting so you can finally go through with that secret mission of overthrowing Celestia." "Overthrow my dear sister? Not if I can help it!" "Hey a letter." "Dear Luna I plan to sequel this story, but it's only a plan, I'm not sure if I should go through with my own overthrow the tyrant story. Signed Trahzo" "Over my dead body, get the next letter, I'm going to have a little chat with Trahzo!" "Luna wait, we don't want him to rebel again!" Then when Trixie & Luna left the bedroom. "Sweet, more marshmallows for me!" Said Brak.