My Best Friend, Luna

by Flammenwerfer


Part XI. Evaluation

Part XI. Evaluation

Friday's workday finally ended and gave way to a gorgeous Saturday morning, a very specific Saturday morning that a certain alicorn and resident human were most looking forward to: their planned trip to Ponyville. Much to Fredrick’s slight dismay, Luna refused to let him in on the exact plans for the day but assured him that all would be well nonetheless. One thing that was for certain, though, was that he was going to formally meet Twilight Sparkle, Celestia’s protege and Luna’s best friend second to Fred himself… a distant second by this point, of course.

By eight in the morning, all the necessities for their weekend-long outing had been packed and the deal was that both would meet each other and walk to the train. Naturally, as princesses, they were afforded the option to travel via a royal chariot and Fredrick being with Luna would be no different, but for purposes of being incognito, taking the standard train to and from Ponyville would be a necessity.

Fredrick sat on the edge of his bed, slipping on his shoes, which would be the last thing before he was completely ready to depart. One large suitcase containing his clothes and assorted toiletries laid on his bed, ready to pick up when they were ready to depart. All that was left to do was wait for Luna to meet him. Until then, Fred studied his appearance in the mirror. He was cleanly shaven, neatly combed, and he wore a regular, emerald dress shirt and black slacks. Nothing too formal nor informal in his eyes, and he’d like to look his best since he’d be meeting one of the most important ponies in all of Equestria.

“I must say you look rather nice,” Luna’s voice pierced the silence, making Fredrick jump slightly with a high-pitched yelp of surprise. Turning on his heels he found Luna, clad in business jeans and a black, standard-neck t-shirt. Her wings rested against her back, her arms were crossed under her chest, and a mischievous smile was glued to her face. This was far from the first time that Luna employed a magical spell known as ‘silent teleportation.’

“Jeez, you should wear a bell or something,” Fred jokingly spat, absolutely hating being snuck up on. Luna raised her right eyebrow as she closed the distance between them. Her figure filled out the relatively casual attire perfectly,

“Indeed? Have I stumbled upon a pet fetish?” Luna inquired, never losing any pleasure in rustling her human best friend after all this time.

“Says the demi-goddess Princess with a massive submissive side,” Fredrick riposted with yet another edge of humor.

“You’re hilarious, do you know that?” Luna rhetorically asked in monotone, wrapping her arms around Fredrick’s neck and pulling him in for a hug. Instinctively, his hands fell on her lower back, holding her against him. The two closed their eyes and involuntary smiles graced their features, embracing each other’s company literally and figuratively. Fredrick felt the softness yet firmness of her chest pressing into his own while feeling the arousingly toned muscles of her lower back, gently lifting up the hem of her shirt and running his fingertips along her back dimples. Luna let out a feminine giggle before nuzzling her face into his neck.

“Completely,” he replied anyway.

“I would advise against being too adventurous, or we may never leave this room…” the Lunar Alicorn lewdly implied. Fredrick chuckled breathily before gently nibbling on the tip of her right ear.

“Who needs a weekend out when you look this hot,” Fred admitted completely. There were very few times where Luna wore truly casual clothes as it simply was not her style, but for purposes of going unrecognized to the general public, she would have to dress more ‘normal’ as one of the first steps. Luna’s cheeks heated up somewhat but she pulled away from him right there lest he continue ‘being himself’ and she pounce him.

“While the implication sounds quite… ravishing, we are unfortunately already committed. Twilight Sparkle has already, kindly, made accommodations for us and as such, she is expecting us on her doorstep in a couple of hours,” Luna explained. She moved towards her duffel bag that she brought with her and slung it over her shoulder, the strap pulled tightly against her and resting between her breasts invitingly. Fredrick had to forcefully pry his gaze from the lewd idea-inducing sight.

God I’m the luckiest dude on Earth and Equestria...

Luna caught him staring and again, raised a brow.

“Pray tell, see something that you like?”

“I see everything I like,” Fredrick retorted. This time it was Luna’s turn to roll her eyes, magically lifting his suitcase off the bed and placing it in front of him.

“Enough of this, there will be plenty of time for the usual banter later. For now, we must get to the train station,” Luna stated.

“So you’re going to be in disguise… who might said alter-ego be, then?” Fredrick asked curiously as Luna, with a flare of her horn, removed the magic from her hair and left it lifeless.

“Observe…” Luna began, dropping the duffel bag and lighting her horn once more, her magical aura completely eclipsing her form. After a few seconds of a low-grade light show, the alicorn re-emerged but apparently an alicorn no longer. Instantly noticeable was the distinct lack of her wings, as well as her horn having been shortened to a much more ‘normal’ length of an average unicorn mare. Gone was her midnight/navy-blue coat/skin, it having lightened to a teal color identical to her magical aura. Moreover, her eyes darkened to a striking sapphire color while her hair and tail became perfectly straight and, much like her shirt, jet-black.

Luna ran her hands through her new hair, straightening it out and revealing that overall (much to Fredrick’s pleasant surprise), her body proportions were exactly the same.

That’s a relief.

The imposing unicorn locked eyes with the slack-jawed human, the latter staring at an extremely gorgeous mare that was quite different in appearance.

“Hi Fredrick!” ‘Luna’ finally spoke, though even her voice had changed. It appeared to have risen one or two octaves. “I’m Lumina! Pleasure to meet you… quite the pleasure,” she purred, eyeing Fred’s body up and down hungrily and attempting, yet again, to rile him up. It was a bit different though… the illusion seemed so real, that if he did not just witness Luna apply the spell, he would have sworn that a new mare forced herself into the room and started hitting on him.

“Okay this is gonna take just a little bit of getting used to…” he admitted, taking the liberty in scanning her body over. She giggled and giddily gave Fredrick a little twirl.

Dat ass is definitely still there…

Hi, my name is Fredrick Himmelreich and I approve of this transformation.

“Oh?” she asked rhetorically, bounding over to him and smashing her lips against his own, not even asking for permission to assault his mouth with a strong and precision insertion of her tongue. His eyes widened at the odd feeling, though it felt absolutely no different than spontaneously playing tonsil-hockey with Luna… because he was spontaneously playing tonsil-hockey with Luna. She hastily separated and sauntered back over to her belongings.

“Mull on that to help you ‘get used to it,’” she stated curtly, slinging the duffel bag over her shoulder again. Not waiting for him to follow, she made for the door and exited out, leaving the human stunned as to what had just happened. Fredrick quickly shook himself out of the stupor and hefted up his suitcase.

“I guess!” he huffed out and moved to catch up with the Princess-in-disguise, closing and locking the door to his room behind him.


Venturing out of the castle was not a big ordeal in the slightest, attributable this time entirely to ‘Lumina.’ The general public had been made aware of Fredrick’s presence so he did not draw a massive crowd, though every time he had gone out, he would attract a few stares. This effect was gradually reduced over time and even more so with Luna’s current alter-ego, making it seem as if the human was much more approachable and ‘integrated’ with the presence of a beautiful, friendly mare. As such, a few more ponies decided to stare at Lumina rather than Fredrick, because being completely realistic, she was easily the hottest one of the two.

Not even a question.

“So, we are in public together!” Lumina pointed out as the two walked in perfect step down Canterlot’s Mane Street. Other than getting a passing glance at the human, nopony paid much mind, which Fredrick was more than fine with. He was never one to draw attention to himself in the first place, even back on Earth.

“So we are,” he replied contentedly, taking a good look around him as they walked, but his glance ultimately fell on Lumina, the Night Princess in disguise. Naturally, to keep up the act, he would have to start referring to her by her assumed name when in ‘incognito mode.’ When their gazes met, Lumina tangled her arm with his and pressed her side into him, both continuing to head towards their destination.

Speaking and acting as they always would but not having to hold their tongues on account for listeners (within reason, of course), the two arrived at the train station with no issues. The appropriate train was boarded without a hitch and their assigned car and seats were found. Getting settled in, both were thankful for the fact that their car was not crowded at all; a few ponies up in the front but other than that, they had the entire rear to themselves… not that it really mattered anyhow, as all they did was catch a nap for the duration of the ride.

The travel time was approximately two hours from Canterlot to Ponyville, but Fredrick woke up about halfway in, he leaning against the window and Lumina snuggled up against his arm, sleeping peacefully. While the scenery coming down the mountain was nothing short of breathtaking, Fredrick personally felt that the view right next to him eclipsed the beauty of the aforementioned. Gazing down at the sleeping princess in disguise, Fred felt nothing but respect and the deepest form of caring towards her. He grinned and stroked some of Lumina’s hair out of her face while gently running his thumb back and forth on her cheek.

You love her.

That single sentence echoed throughout his mind… one that used to terrify him beyond belief. It may have terrified Fredrick for any number of reasons, but that did not change the fact that it was true. Indeed, he was slowly coming to terms with the fact that he did love Luna, but in exactly what way? At first, he acknowledged that since she was his best friend and he’d do anything for her, he clearly loved her. But yet… that was not entirely truthful, as it was a different kind of love. He certainly loved her in that way, but attempting to reassure himself of that revealed that this brand of love did not quite cover the entirety of what he felt towards this mare.

The butterflies he would get in his stomach every single time he saw her over the last ten, going on eleven months, genuinely laughing at anything and everything together, the sheer electricity of when they would touch each other intimately, and even just the way they talked and looked at each other... all pointing to the signs of him truly loving this girl, and probably she reciprocating those feelings completely. It all renewed his drive and sincere hope that this entire ordeal would work itself out ideally.

Fredrick planted a small kiss on her forehead and wrapped his left arm around her, pulling the sleeping mare into his side before he closed his eyes once more. A smile adorned both of their tired faces.


A little over an hour later, the train arrived at Ponyville Station. The duo found themselves standing on the platform and ensuring that all their belongings were accounted for before starting off to wherever they were going… Fredrick still had little idea of their destination. Lumina took a deep breath and exhaled, a jovial complexion tattooed to her face.

“Ahhhh… it is most wonderful to be back in Ponyville,” she mused out loud.

“Seems like a homely place… I’m not hating it,” Fredrick added, Lumina looking over to him incredulously, eyebrow raised and everything.

“Really? You are not ‘hating it?’”

“Well it’s technically true. You, for one, always praised me for my honesty,” the human quipped, eliciting an eye-roll and a humored huff from the disguised princess.

“Very well, let us move on then,” she stated, ensuring her duffel bag was strapped to her comfortably. Fredrick quickly fell into step, gesturing her to lead the way. The two fell into a comfortable silence as both were taking in the scenery, though it was more powerful for Fredrick as he had never been here before. He appeared to draw a few more stares than normal from the locals but that was to be expected due to the previous reason.

“So, I heard that you and Celestia have some sort of prank war going…” Fred broke the silence, remembering Luna’s little outburst yesterday. Said incognito princess furrowed her brow at the memory.

“Indeed… though Celestia has a point of pranking me at the worst of times, case in point: dildo in the skirt during an important meeting,” she confirmed, recalling the less than desirable incident. Fredrick could not help but chortle at the very idea.  

“I’m sorry… but that does sound pretty damn hilarious,” Fred apologized in attempt to save face. Lumina waved it off though.

“Think nothing of it. It was well within the parameters of our little war but nevertheless, I could not have looked more like a twat than if I arrived dressed as Nightmare Moon shouting ‘the next recession shall last forever!’” she finished her words theatrically with an exaggerated sweep of her arm. Fredrick laughed out loud at that thought.

“Yeah you would look pretty twat-ish,” he readily agreed. “But if I may ask, do you have any plans for retaliation?”

“Oh you best believe I do… why do you ask? Are you a spy?!” Lumina jokingly accused, literally getting in his face and pretending to scrutinize his very existence. He merely gave a gentle peck to the tip of her nose, forcing her to recoil and blush at the unexpected action.

“On the contrary. This seems fun, and Celestia warned me that I might become a target if I inserted myself… so maybe before that happens,” Fredrick began alluding. “We could sort of team up and stick it to her.”

Lumina remained silent for several moments, continuing to lead the way. They rounded one more corner and the Golden Oaks Library was in plain view as they approached.

“Perhaps I do have some use for you… though I must agree with my sister. I’ll allow us to team up on her and deliver a prank that will shake her to her bones, but then you shall be fair game. There shall be no do-overs once you commit,” she cautioned the human one last time. The two approached the front door of the Library.

“Let’s do it. It sounds like fun, honestly,” Fredrick spoke honestly, shifting his gaze forward at the door once he realized that they had apparently arrived. Lumina gave three knocks to said door.

“It is… until you are pranked for the very first time,” Lumina added darkly with a sinister chuckle. Right at that moment, the door to the Library opened inward with no one to greet them, which Fredrick found somewhat off-putting. Even so, Lumina beckoned him to follow her inside, and once both were inside what appeared to be the common room, Lumina magically dropped the disguise, becoming Luna once more, and almost got tackled by an embrace from a lavender-coated mare.

“Luna!” the new mare shouted in delight as Luna heartily returned the gesture, giggling as well.

“Twilight Sparkle! It is wonderful to see you again on such casual circumstances… and I cannot thank you enough for allowing us to intrude for the weekend,” Luna spoke, the two mares separating to get better looks at each other. Fredrick opted to keep silent and let the two have their greeting moment, glad to have at least one of his questions answered.

Guess we’re staying here then…

“Please, Luna, it’s no trouble at all, especially since we get to see each other again, it’s been too long!” Twilight exclaimed. Now that the mares separated, Fredrick was able to get a better look at the very familiar unicorn. She was a few inches shorter than Luna and her lavender coat was complemented perfectly with her perfectly straight, indigo mane with a single yet distinctive pink stripe going up one of her bangs. Body-wise, she was petite, but that did not detract from her beauty at all. Fredrick had to admit that she was definitely beautiful. Her attire of black denim pants and a plain-purple short-sleeved shirt complemented her figure just right.

And he would neither confirm nor deny that she had a nice butt.

“And you must be the famous Fredrick,” Twilight inferred, turning her attention to the human in the room and moving to greet him properly, her deep purple eyes boring into his own emerald ones. “I’ve heard a great many things about you.”

Famous, not infamous, right?” he quipped, helping to close the distance between them. Twilight offered him her hand and he took it in his, giving a gentle but firm shake.

“Ehhh, maybe a little of both,” she shot right back. “Twilight Sparkle. A pleasure to make your acquaintance.”

“Fredrick. The pleasure is all mine, Twilight,” Fredrick jovially replied.

“Where is Spike, that little one?” Luna asked, looking around to see if she could spy him anywhere.

“He’s in Trottingham with Rarity to help her out with a fashion show… or I think it was a lineup? I’m sure she was more specific when she told me but either way, he might be back by the time you two leave Sunday evening,” Twilight proposed. Fredrick had little idea who Spike was but figured he’d get his question answered at a later time. Luna shrugged.

“I certainly hope so. It would be nice to say hi to him as well.”

“Well, you two have come all this way and are probably hungry. Whatd’ya say we go out to lunch?” Twilight suggested, clapping her hands together eagerly at spending some time with Luna as well as getting to know this ‘human.’ Fredrick and Luna shared a glance and agreed instantly.

“I’m down,” he affirmed.

“Quite. I certainly did not eat the most hearty of breakfasts,” Luna commented before enveloping herself in her magic, once more taking on the identity of Lumina. Their bags were placed by the door and the three headed back into Ponyville proper. After some idle chit-chat and nearly getting assaulted by Pinkie Pie (with whom they chatted with upon Fredrick formally introducing himself) when she claimed to have detected ‘two new ponies’ in Ponyville, the trio arrived at a nice café, opting to sit outside and enjoy the pleasant but not overbearing sunshine.

"So Fredrick..." Twilight began taking the reigns of conversation once more. "If it's not too touchy of a subject, may I ask what you did for a living back on your world?" Lumina looked at Twilight oddly for going straight for some information like that but then again, it was to be expected of her... wanting to examine and evaluate this human to the best of her ability. Her quest for knowledge was surely insatiable. Fredrick waved his hand dismissively as he was finishing taking a sip of water.

"It's fine, I've already done my grieving and coping. To answer your question, Twilight, I had finished college about two and a half years prior and was working as an econometrician¹ for an economic consulting firm," he answered. Twilight gave an appreciative and impressed nod while Lumina looked at him curiously.

"You never told me you were an econometrician, Fredrick."

"Well, you never asked specifically, heh. You only asked way back when where I worked," he added with a joking inflection. Realistically he knew that he probably mentioned his profession sometime in passing, though the Princess probably did not quite remember. Lumina stared back with a deadpanned expression.

"Well gee, thank you for the information!" she began replying sarcastically. Twilight giggled at the little exchange. "It is kind of important because depending on your experience and what you know, I could have used you on my Economic Council!"

"Wait... really?" Fredrick asked for clarification, completely dumbfounded that she’d consider him at all for an Economic Council of an entire nation.

"Princess Luna... erm, Lumina is in charge of business and economic affairs of Equestria," Twilight cut in with specifics. Lumina nodded and the trio quieted down momentarily as their waiter set down their salad appetizers.

“Well I knew that,” Fredrick said.

"Indeed. What was your specialty and experience?" Lumina pressed while mixing her salad around.

"My company operated both domestically and internationally, and I worked specifically in the macroeconomics department. It was a bit above entry level but I had a couple years’ experience… the benefits of getting a job right out of college," Fredrick answered nonchalantly as he began eating. Lumina was thinking deeply about... something.

"I shall get back to you on that at a later date, but for now, let us continue enjoying ourselves," she decreed, not hesitating to dig into her salad, the other two following suit. Fredrick always felt the need to internally remark how produce tasted so much better in Equestrian than on Earth. Being one who did not fancy vegetables or fruits as much as he should have, something about them, possibly in Equestria made said produce seem several times more edible to him.

By the time the main course arrived, Fredrick and Twilight continued talking about the random intricacies of his world, ones that he did not mind sharing with the ever inquisitive mare. Luna was right, though, the two had quite a lot in common especially in terms of work ethic and academics, and ended up hitting it off fairly well overall. Twilight was already speaking to him and treating him like she had known him for months which happened to be a common experience for the human even when meeting new castle staff or guards: Ponies in general just seemed more outgoing and friendly. It was something he had to get used to and, dare he say, it was one of the more challenging aspects to adapt to in his new life.

And he was perfectly okay with that.

Conversation never seemed to lull, even as they were stuffing their faces, but one thing Fredrick had come to notice was that Twilight was doing nearly all the talking while Lumina took a much more passive stance, quietly eating her food and listening while interjecting at appropriate times. Moreover, she did not seem to mind this in the slightest, and in fact, she appeared to subtly encourage it. Fredrick developed a few theories as to why that was but ultimately chalked it up to the disguised princess allowing two of her good friends to hit it off for the first time.

Lunch finished off without a hitch and that left the group of three to find something to do for the remainder of the day. Fredrick recalled that Luna did have plans but refused to let him in on them, though that was apparently saved for the next day, thus, leaving this gorgeous Saturday free to mingle as they would.

Hanging out and speaking about life in the park, the trio was met by the ever confident and brash Rainbow Dash, marking the third Element Bearer that Fredrick had the pleasure of meeting. She also went for a less than casual greeting with Lumina, which was fine by her, as nopony else but Twilight was supposed to know of her true identity during her visit. It was not that Rainbow Dash nor the other Elements (except maybe Rarity) could not keep from gossipping, but by disseminating a secret amongst more ponies, one multiplies the chances of something actually slipping from a mouth that should not have slipped.

Fredrick was able to get a front-row seat of the prospective Wonderbolt practicing her physics-defying, jaw-dropping moves, and Rainbow Dash was always willing to put on a show for newcomers. Fred had to admit that the prismatic-maned mare, though extremely tomboyish, definitely held an innate beauty, especially while she was figuratively in her element. While she did not possess a more curvy body that stallions and admittedly Fredrick preferred, the perfect amount of muscle definition in all the right places (easily visible with her current attire of a sports top and short leggings) definitely drew lewd stares… hell, they drew his! Even Lumina appeared to agree, nudging him in the side with a jesting smirk plastered on her muzzle when she caught him staring for what was deemed longer than appropriate.

Another awe-inspiring show of airborne dexterity and an early dinner date with three beautiful mares later, all decided to call it early for the night so Lumina and Fredrick could catch up on some sleep that was lost from the day’s travel. Apparently, it was also advisable to be well rested for the next day’s activities, which, big surprise, were still not revealed to the human. As such, the group fractured, with Rainbow Dash exclaiming that she, Fredrick, and Lumina needed to hang out again in the future.

Luna and Fredrick were staying in Twilight’s guest bedroom which was quite sizeable for a ‘guest’ room, by Fred’s standards at least. Luna had left a moment prior to freshen up for bed, leaving the human alone in the room. Shortly after, there were a few knocks at the door.

“Yes?”

“It’s Twilight, may I come in?” answered a familiar, muffled voice behind the door.

“Of course!” he responded eagerly, sitting on the edge of the bed as the unicorn entered.

“So… there’s something I wanted to confirm, and it’s been eating at me all day,” Twilight began, looking over her shoulder and speaking somewhat softly. Fredrick raised his eyebrow but waited for whatever inevitable, possibly loaded question was to come.

"Yeah? What might that be?"

"You love her, don't you?" she asked knowingly, and he did not need to answer that for her to confirm her almost painful suspicions... all she needed was the look on his face. He tried to hide it somewhat, but his initial surprise at the forwardness of the question and a knack for starting to listen to his conscience betrayed him entirely.

"Is it that obvious?" he asked just as softly, feeling almost vulnerable. Almost by cliché, Luna chose to return at that moment but heard the two having a conversation. Feeling it would be rude to intrude on what sounded like a private talk, she opted to move elsewhere until it was deemed safe... though the more immature part of her wanted to listen in just a little bit. Eavesdropping on Celestia in order to dig up pranking material and blackmail an innumerable amount of times came with a few habits that were hard to break. She giggled to herself and stacked up next to the slightly ajar door. What dark secrets might Fredrick or Twilight reveal that she could use to her advantage later?

It would be most humorous if Fredrick came out as homosexual…

"Maybe not that obvious but observing you the entire day, it's perfectly clear that you do," Twilight stated almost analytically but with a sweet smile on her face.

"O-Observing me?" Fredrick questioned, finding her choice of words a bit odd. Twilight 'tsked' and rolled her eyes.

"Oh you know what I meant! But seriously, the way you talk to her, talk about her, even the way you just look at her tells me all I need to know. I must confess, I initially had my doubts about you, but I could not have been happier to be proven wrong," she expressed with with a little, amused huff. Fredrick feigned offense and placed his right hand over his heart while jokingly recoiling.

"You had your doubts about me? The only human in existence on the planet magically brought to this place by unknown means? Twilight... how could you!" Twilight giggled at his little display yet rolled her eyes again.

"I can see exactly why she likes you. But in all seriousness, ever since you arrived by whatever mishap, I've heard a lot about you from both Princess Celestia and Luna, though moreso from Luna. You didn't hear this from me... but as time went on, the way she talked about you was more than indicative of her emotions and feelings towards you, and there was little error involved as she is not necessarily the best at obscuring her feelings. As much as she may be a princess, she is still one of my friends, so naturally I was somewhat concerned when I could tell she was slowly but surely becoming closer to you, the alien whom I never met," Twilight lectured. Fredrick could see the point entirely, though, and did not take offense at all in reality.

"Yeah I can see where you're coming from... hell, I probably would've done the same exact thing now that you mention it," he conceded. She nodded appreciatively.

"This was a social meeting, not a mere evaluation as I'm sure Princess Celestia would've intervened if things went wrong... but I just had to see for myself, and you so desperately wanting to get out of the castle, unlike me a couple of years ago, provided the perfect window of opportunity.

“Just know that you're a good stallion, Fredrick, and anything I can do to help with these political barrier horsefeathers, please let me know. I do have a tiny bit of clout with my status under Celestia, among other contacts," Twilight offered. Fred smirked gratefully.

"Thanks Twilight, it means a lot, and I know it will mean the world to Luna. Ultimately, I just want her to be happy. After all she’s done for me, she deserves every bit of it... and as cliche and sappy as it sounds, if she's happy, I'm happy. I’d love nothing more than to be ‘official,’ with her," Fred stated resolutely.

Twilight jokingly gagged while pointing at the back of her mouth and the two laughed heartily together. However, among the little joke, Luna had still been listening in... she was completely touched and a blush had adorned her entire face. She thought deeply about her best friend’s words and about her own feelings, feelings that she had not completely revealed to him yet. These strong thoughts though… the ones he inadvertently revealed to her and that she held herself, were awakening something in her...

"Dear Celestia... I'm sorry about that. It felt like we were in a romance novel, not a conversation."

"Oh shut up,” Fredrick jokingly scolded, the two of them devolving into comfortable giggling again. Once they calmed down, Twilight wiped under her eyes a bit.

“Well, Fredrick, it was a pleasure meeting and getting to know you better, and I look forward to hanging out tomorrow as well,” the unicorn expressed, moving to give Fredrick a friendly hug, which he proudly returned.

“Likewise, Twilight. Thanks for the talk,” he responded warmly. Twilight flashed him another jovial smile and a nod in kind once they separated.

“Goodnight, Fredrick.”

“Goodnight, Twilight.”

The lavender unicorn took her leave, closing the door behind her as she left the guestroom. Luna quickly shrouded herself with a powerful invisibility spell, one that even Twilight with all of her prowess could not detect as she passed by. After Luna ascertained that it was safe to go back in and ensuring her surroundings were clear, she released her magical veil and casually let herself into the room. Fredrick was examining in the mirror what appeared to be the beginnings of a blemish on his face, thus was too preoccupied to hear Luna come in, donning her typical long-sleeved sleeping shirt and panties. It was no matter, though. The Lunar Princess closed the door completely, garnering the attention of her human friend.

“Oh, hey Luna. By the way, I’ve been thinking about a potential prank for...” Fred’s casual greeting trailed off as he noticed a very peculiar expression adorning his best friend’s face. He really could not describe it, but his attention was drawn to his surroundings when all the walls brightly flashed teal at once, sealing the room in a telltale soundproofing spell. For Luna, what started as a severe case of stomach butterflies became an unbridled fire of emotion which diffused into her whole body, especially her loins.

Her mix of feelings quickly morphed into pure lust, which became evident by a change in her facial expression the moment she closed the distance and quite literally jumped Fredrick.

“Hello~!” Fred exclaimed, reflexively supporting Luna under her butt as she jumped into him, but he barely had time to even utter that word as she began lasciviously assaulting his mouth with her own. Eyes shut tight, she gutturally moaned as her tongue completely broke through Fred’s mouth’s defenses with ease. Fredrick quickly gave into the sudden display of lustful affection, kissing and wrestling her tongue back with his own but it was of no use, as Luna had already wrested complete dominance of his own mouth with her much more powerful and capable muscle.

The kinetic force in which she slammed into him with pushed Fredrick to sit back down on the edge of the bed as they continued their tongue-taste-testing, but Luna began rhythmically grinding her crotch into his own, stiffening length in a controlled, sexy manner. Overcome with the new sensation, Fredrick intended to make it last, gripping her ass by both of her cutie marks and pulling her crotch tightly against his own in response to each of her movements. Eventually, they separated, both breathing heavily as if they had run several miles in merely a few minutes.

However, it did not stop Luna from attacking his neck with her own nips, wet kisses, and licks. She could not bear to not touch him at this moment. Fredrick’s deep breaths became much more shuddered as a result.

“F-Fredrick…?”

“Hmmm?” he begged her question, reversing their actions and aiming for her neck with his mouth, a soft, high-pitched yet ever arousing moan falling from her lips in intervals as he licked up the length of her entire neck. Her next question… though it was well within the realm of more possible questions to ask in such an arousingly pleading manner, still somewhat caught Fredrick off guard on how to proceed.

“Rut me… Hard?”


¹An Econometrician is essentially an economist that comes up with objective answers and helps explain economic phenomena with real-world data by heavy use of statistics and mathematics. Think of a hardcore statistician/mathematician applying his/her skill directly to economic matters. Cue the jokes about statisticians being better lol.