While Twilight was walking away, she heard a rustling in the grass. She turned around and text suddenly appeared under her hooves.
A WILD ANGEL BUNNY HAS APPEARED!
WHAT WILL TWILIGHT SPARKLE DO?
Well this is weird, Twilight thought. Hmmmm, can I use my magic?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE USED MAGIC BLAST. 28 DAMAGE TO ANGEL BUNNY.
ANGEL BUNNY USED BITCH SLAP. 30 DAMAGE TO TWILIGHT SPARKLE.
Owwwwwww, what else can I do. Hmmmm, oh look a burrito.
TWILIGHT SPARKLE ATE A BURRITO. THIS STORY CAME OUT OF HER ASS.
ANGEL BUNNY IS TOO SHOCKED THAT THIS STORY WENT THERE TO MOVE.
THIS STORY USED PLOT CONVEINENCE. ANGEL BUNNY DIED.
YOU WIN (NANANANANAAAANAAANANNANNANANANANANANANA) MY VIRGINITY!
"Ewwwwwww, I don't want that, that's gross!" Twilight exclaimed, repulsed at her prize.
"Says the pony who just farted out written poop. I don't think you should judge" text appeared at the bottom of the screen.
.........."touche"