"So let me get this straight, you want me, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow, and Applejack to track down Twilight and bring her back to Pony Ville?" asked Fluttershy.
Discord, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie were sitting at one of the booths, each of them eating carrot cake with a milkshake on the side.
"Correctomundo Fluttershy! Bring Twilight Sparkle back to Pony Ville and you can do whatever you want to her! As long as you let me show her what I've done to her assistant first!"
"Spike? Why would you want to show her Spike?" asked Pinkie Pie.
"Because I want her to see how he makes such a wonderful addition to my statue! The one that I placed in the middle of town!" said Discord.
Fluttershy chuckled, "are you talking about that piece of crud that has me and the rest of the elements chained?"
"Piece of crud!? The nerve! I worked hard on that statue! Going through the trouble of turning that little dragon of Twilights into stone! Molding him into the perfect form! It takes a lot of concentration and talent!"
"I've seen better talent come from Mauds pet" said Pinkie, chuckling.
"Or from a blind rabbit" said Fluttershy, joining in on Pinkies chuckling.
Discord crossed his arms, "everyponies a critique!"
When the chuckling died down, Fluttershy asked, "so that part of the statue with Spike, that's actually Spike turned to stone?"
"Well I wanted the statue to look as life like as possible! I would have made all of you a part of it, but you all make Pony Ville so interesting! I just couldn't!"
"I thought you said you didn't turn ponies into stone?" asked Pinkie.
"Yes, PONIES! I never said anything about DRAGONS!" said Discord, smirking with a troll face.
" . . . Eh, I can live with that" said Fluttershy, smiling.
"I didn't like him anyways" said Pinkie.
"Back to the matter at hoof. Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, will you two assemble the rest of your friends and bring back Twilight Sparkle! If you agree, I'll show you where she is so you can be on your way!" said Discord.
"Wait, you know where Twilight is?" asked Fluttershy.
"As long as she's within the boundaries of my chaos magic, I have a complete visual on her destination. The poor girls just been in an accident and is resting in a house in Appleloosa".
"Appleloosa? She made it that far in just a day?" asked Pinkie.
"Twilight's desperate. She is frantically making her way to the edge of Equestria! If she succeeds, she'll escape Equestria and try to head south towards Zebrica" Discord explained, snapping his claw to make a map appear and pointing in the direction that Twilight is traveling in.
" . . . So if you know her plan and you know where she is going. Then why are you asking us to go and get her? Why don't you just teleport over there and get her yourself?"
"Ah yes, you see, that's where you come into play! You see, I could just pop over there and grab Twilight myself, but that wouldn't be any fun! I want to see Twilights own friends bring her down and take her back to the place she despises most! Now that would be entertaining to watch!"
"Oh, now I see. Your trying to get us to do your dirty work just so you can have entertainment! Well we're not your show mares so you can just buck off!" shouted Fluttershy, slamming a hoof against the table.
"Easy Fluttershy, I didn't mean to harm your feelings! Yes I want you to do this for my pleasure! But wouldn't you agree that this is a "win, win" situation? I get my entertainment, and you get to capture Twilight Sparkle! Plus, I said that if you agree then I will literally show you the way! You can waltz right down to Appleloosa, bring her back to Pony Ville, and do whatever you want to her! And if you want, I'll even allow Pinkie to turn her into a cupcake for you, I know how much you love her "special" cupcakes!"
"Really!" Pinkie excitedly shouted.
"No" said Fluttershy, bluntly.
"Wait, what, why!?!" Pinkie whined.
"Because, Sparkle thinks she can just leave us here in this pathetic excuse for a town! She thinks that she's better then everyone, leaving to some safe haven while were stuck here in this chaos ridden pile of trash! Well I'm going to show her what she truly is, a coward! A coward who runs away instead of facing her problems! I'm going to force her to come back to Pony Ville and make her wish she had never been a coward! I'll make her suffer until she BEGS FOR ME TO KILL HER!!! I will take her down, and make her wish that SHE WAS NEVER BORN! I WILL MAKE HER MY SLAVE, MY VICTIM, MY PLAYTOY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! she laughed as lightening struck over head (yet inside the building).
" . . . . Are we gonna rape her?"
"Wha- NO! Pinkie why would you think I wanted to do that!"
'Where did that lightning come from? We're indoors, and I didn't do that . . . how did she do that?' thought Discord.
"You said you wanted her as your play toy so-"
"I didn't mean THAT kind of play toy!"
" . . . . So we're not raping her?"
"Why would you- NO! No we're not! What's wrong with you!
"You literally committed ten different acts of murder ever since this story started, how is that any worse?" asked Pinkie.
"I, well that's, you see- . . . (I am going to kill when this is over) FINE! Do what you want! I don't give a buck! Let's just grab the others and get this over with!" said Fluttershy, crossing her forelegs and looking to the ground with an irritated expression.
"So you girls agree to find Twilight Sparkle?" asked Discord.
"Fine" said Fluttershy.
"I guess" said Pinkie.
"But your not our boss! We find Sparkle under our own terms! Got that!" shouted Fluttershy.
"By all means, do as you want" said Discord, smiling. Snapping his claw, Discord made a trail of light appear. It exited Sugar Cube Corner and out of Pony Ville. "This will lead you straight to Twilight Sparkle. Don't worry, only you two can see it. That way Twilight won't know that your on to her".
"Well, that's convenient. Alright, let's get this show on the road. Come on Pinkie, lets go grab the losers" said Fluttershy, grabbing Pinkie by the foreleg and pulling her out of the store, along with her boxes of pastries.
Seconds after they left, Discord squealed with delight. "Ooh! This is going to be SO much fun to watch! But am I really going to let them harm Twilight once they capture her? Hmmm . . . eh, I'll think about it. Now, what shall I do until my entertainment begins? . . . Ah ha! I know!" Reaching behind himself, Discord pulled out a zipper and used it to unzip a small hole into reality. At first he saw static, then he took a T.V. remote and changed the static to an image of what appeared to be a tall, lean, armored from head to toe adventurer fighting several of Celestia's royal guards. "Good thing the dimensional barriers are weak, or I would never be able to watch little ol' Dawny Boy fight in his big boy armor! Hello Dawny Boy!" Discord shouted, waving to the adventurer.
The adventurer turned to Discord. "Wha- YOU AGAIN!?!" he said in a dark, grunge voice.
"Dawny Boy?" asked one of the guards, chuckling.
"That's his name?" asked a second guard.
"What! No! My name is not Dawny Boy! I am DAWN BREAKER! THE ULTIMATE LIFE FORM! Master of combat! Defeater of foes! Kicker of your ship!"
"Ooh! Looks like Dawnys getting a widdle mad" Discord said in a mocking tone.
"GET THE BUCK OUTA HERE!!!" Dawn Breaker roared.
"Or what? Your going to shoot me with one of your-"
Before he could finish, Dawn Breaker reached into his bottomless pouch and extracted a metal tube bigger then his body. He pressed a button that extended a handle, trigger, and scope. Taking aim, he shouted, "BIG! BOOM! CANON!!!" before firing.
Before the missile could reach him, Discord quickly zipped the dimensional portal closed. He, however, was not quick enough to unattached the zipper form the portal. The missile hit the zipper from the other side, causing the zipper on Discords side to fall to the ground and break. Discord huffed, annoyed. "Such a party pooper! Now how am I supposed to watch other dimensions! . . . Oh well, might as well skip to the next chapter now".