My Most Cherished Somepony,
Please don't cry over me, darling. I have always loved you, and I shall continue to do so as I watch over you and everypony else. Thank you for everything you have ever given me, including your most beautiful and precious undying love. I hope not to take it with me, as the are many other ponies who are more deserving of your gentle heart than I am now, since I have hurt it so.
Be strong for me,
Your Special Somepony