The Tale Of A Timelady

by hollowsbest


1

Willa, Third Person; Limited

Willa grinned as she looked about the con, her fangirl mind in a tizzy. So many things to buy and never enough cash, but thankfully Willa had been saving up for awhile. So she had a few hundred.

"So, where we going first?" She asked, grinning like a maniac. "The panels don't start till later, we can go look at all the merch now if we like." Ro said, glancing at a pamphlet she was holding. "Okay, let's go get merch!" Kyla said with grin as she headed to the merch stalls with Ro and Willa following.

"First stall!" Willa said, it was a Doctor Who stall with little hand-made TARDIS figurines and other merch. "Ooo, mine!" Willa said, paying the 20 dollars and putting the TARDIS in one of her many pockets on her cosplay. Ro bought one as well; Kyla wasn't a Whovian and so moved on to another stall.

"Hey! Willa! I found a sonic screwdriver, I think it's the Doctor's one you're cosplaying as." Kyla said, dragging Willa down to a table with many different items laid out.

"Awesome! How much is it mister?" Willa asked, picking up the sonic screwdriver. She pushed the button and it lit up with the familiar sound of buzzing, she pushed the top up and nodded; not hearing the man when he replied to her question.

"Hey, Willa. He said it's 100 bucks because it's handmade." Kyla said, shaking her friend as Willa looked up with a grin. "Awesome!" She said paying for the sonic and sticking it in her coat top inside pocket. "Thanks mate, I've been needing this." Willa said, grinning. She spun around to check out another stall be fell over, feeling dizzy. "Willa you okay?" She heard Kyla ask, Willa shook her head and started to panic. Dark spots were starting to appear in her vision.

"I've added a few little changes to your new screwdriver." Willa heard the Merchant say before the darkness claimed her.


Willa, First Person View

I opened my eyes blearily, eyes widening as I saw a blue box heading for my head. I rolled a few meters and heard a thump as it landed, I glanced over and stare. It was the TARDIS, the full sized type 40 TARDIS with the broken chameleon circuit.

"What." I said as I sat up and stared at her. "What?" I said again and stood up and walked over to her. "What?!" I exclaimed, as I finished going around the outside. "Time to test it." I muttered as I tested the doors to see if they'd open. They did.

I opened the doors fully and full on stare, then I grinned. "Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes!!" I exclaimed, jumping into the TARDIS and shutting the doors. "I don't care how, or why. I just care if I can get you to work." I said to Sexy, what? She's called Sexy, seriously.

I cracked my knuckles then realised my cosplay felt more comfortable, as well as my breasts were smaller. "Okay, either I've gone crazy; which is a possibility, or I'm somehow the female Tenth Doctor." I said, the TARDIS hummed; she was replying to my question, though I couldn't understand her. I checked the rest of my body and it wasn't mine, I checked my hair last and frowned. "Seems I'm not ginger." I said, before bursting into giggles. My hair was a brown that matched the Tenth Doctor's hair, and it was unruly as his. I had dyed my hair and it had been too much of a light brown.

"So, I'm the female Tenth Doctor. AWESOME!" I said, checking the console for a key. "Hmm, hey Sexy? Can you show me where one of your keys are? I don't have one and it's not a good idea for me to go outside without one." I say, glancing around the room before watching the console again.

A little tube opped out of the console and I picked it up, it split open in my hands to reveal a shiny TARDIS key. "Thanks!" I said with another grin, pocketing the key.

"Now, let's see if I can fly you, you beautiful thing." I murmured, I then shook my head. 'Honestly Willa, you're acting like the Doctor...' "WHAT?!" I exclaimed, were his and my personalities merging or something?!

I took a few deep breaths and swung the screen around. "Let's see if I can get this to work." I muttered, pressing a few buttons and getting a light to scan me bringing up my info on the screen. "Huh, first regeneration. Cool, so I'm good for twelve regenerations before I die die. Personality shows traits of me and the Doctor's, so I guess I've kept most of my mindset; just got his zaniness, no more introvert me, higher intellect and, and... his tendency to talk aloud." I said, glancing at the chart again. "So slight merge." I muttered before grinning, it wasn't that bad.

I pressed a few buttons to try and get the TARDIS to move through time and space before I gave up. "I have no idea how to do this." I said, glaring at the console. I heard another hum from Sexy, I glanced at the screen.

"Why?" I asked, then rolled my eyes as the TARDIS hummed again. I placed my hands on the telepathic circuits and got a crash course on TARDIS navigation, understanding, driving, the most used rooms in the TARDIS and a sort of telepathic communication between me and Sexy (It kinda let's me know when she's under attack, her emotions and being moved.) it's useful for when she lets me know I'm doing something stupid. For example, when I squealed fangirlishly when I got her to move.

As I set the coordinates for a few feet away, and it worked I squealed. Like a little girl; yes I know I'm a girl but it's still demeaning when Sexy is gonna show it to every companion you're gonna have.

"Hmm, let's see. Time to explore!" I said with glee, I backed out backwards to see if I could wrap my head around the science. I gave up when my head started to hurt.

"Okay, never gonna do that again." I muttered, and shut the door and swung around. You know those moments when you act casual to a guy or gal who you really really like and who's famous? Yeah, me neither.

When I swung around I saw Luna and Celestia glaring at me, I tried to hold a in another squeal of fangirlishness; it came out as an"eep".

I then realised what was in their magic, the Elements of Harmony. I winced realising what was gonna happen if I didn't intervene. "Sister, what is Faust's name is that?" Asked Luna who gave me a glare. "I believe it is one of Discord's chaos creatures." Celestia answered. 'Discord's what what?' I was about to open my mouth when Luna opened her mouth.

"Same as usual?" She asked in a bored tone, Celestia nodded. I widened my eyes as their magic spun the gems faster until a rainbow appeared. "Buck." I muttered, grabbed onto the TARDIS backwards with my hands so I faced outwards just before the rainbow hit. 'Don't the Elements turn the evil guys to stone? Hmm, better safe than sorry I guess.' I thought, standing proud the a jaunty grin on my face as I got hit with the rainbow beam of power.

And that ladies and gentlemen, is how to get stoned by two Alicorns, be in the wrong place, in the wrong time.