My Little Pony: Sonic Gen. Underground

by Jake Witt


Pranked

Two big Sonics watched as a big, blue, shiny pin ball rolled by, somehow holding a sign that said, [Don't Ask.]

There was a sound of panic near Town Hall, leading the two to check the area. What they found was both devastating and slightly funny. Cosmo was many shades of blue all over, but that wasn't it. Everywhere she went, she left a trail of poison joke that transformed everyone who made contact with her and the plants.

She ran up to Wolf Sonic while the other Sonic leaped back, "Please, you have to help me!" She held his hand while on her knees in tears, "I don't know what's going on or why this is happening!"

Instantly, Wolf Sonic turned into a blue wolf. Not werehog, or mobian, a blue wolf. Nearby, Comedy Chimp (with camera crew) pointed at actually-a-wolf Wolf Sonic, "Hey, who let the dogs out?"

Said Sonic shook his head, "Rell, rat rucks... hehe..." His ears perked up as Cosmo continued crying, "At reast I can stirr ralk! ...Rort rof..."

Sonic had to contain his laughter, "You sound like Scooby Doo!"

"Rooby Roo? Roo?"

Tails ran up with Twilight and a pony Professor Pickle, who stumbled over his own hooves. "Sonic! Where's my voice recorder!"

"Rhat's up, Rails?" Wolf Sonic said, sitting down to look up.

"The poison joke make Sticks know the secret of reality! We need documentation!"

Sticks soon arrived, angry and unable to shut her mouth as she spoke, "Kirby doesn't eat people, he just sends them into an alternate universe inside him made by space-time that allows him to harness their power. Next door to Kirby's stomach is the white limbo that Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik and younger Dr. Ivo Robotnik are staying. Through a Shadow clone named Brony Shadow they escaped by..."

Twilight wined, "We need to record her before the next important information wave comes!"

"Rilight! Reye ractuarrarry ranted to rear rat!" Wolf Sonic exclaimed while growling.

Sticks ran off as she explained the cure for poison joke, causing the scientists to chase her.

Nearby, pinball Sonic rolled away as a younger Sonic Man... or Sonic Boy chased him.

Sonata walked up, high fiving Cosmo, turning into a taco cannon. "For realzies, what just happened?!"

"Ronara, re rearry reed roo ret cured..."


Hours later nearly the whole town was cured, except for Sonic the Blue Wolf, Gunata Dusk, Cosmic Joke, and the Stick of Knowledge.

"The herbs have been used up so they're not strong enough. Knuckles is never strong enough. That's why he's big and has unlimited jump, though there's another factor in the later: pausing. Pausing is a time-space semi-paradox that occurs randomly within a millisecond. The purpose of life is pausing and 42. Why 42? In a language I cant name nor speak of an eastern continent or island, the sound of the number has multiple meanings. We live to die, but some live to unwittingly experience pause..." Sticks rambled with a numb jaw and dry mouth as she suffered.

Sonata turned her canon head that rested on her normal mobian body towards Sticks, "Can you please be quiet, for realzes?!" She complained for the lost count -inth time.

Wolf Sonic's speech was reduced to dog sounds, but his facepaw explained his mood.

Cosmo saw Professor Pickle and Sonic Man leave their pool, "Hey, that pool might work!" The group carried Cosmo as Sticks explained amazing theories untold, recorded by nearby NEEEEERRRRDDDSSSS with notebooks. They learned the pool was also used up of its herbs, but before they left, a herd of brown unicorns with blue horns, yellow eyes, and black manes and tails filled up surrounding pools of water instantly.

One of the ponies complained about active herbs in his family's pool, causing Allot and Lotus to empty nearly all of the pools. While this happened, Sonic's group hopped in with the wolf rolling in the herbs on the floor. Within seconds, Cosmo was placed in a hazmat suit and tossed out with her friends on the street.

Sticks groaned as she talked, "...and that is the secret of regenerating limbs and regaining sight. Oh, we were just kicked out of the spa by pony Discord clones who drained untouched herb pool and is wanting a favor from us soon in exchange for the poison joke cure. Now, onto the Faust v. Archie Sega debate, who is the real gate to god? Well, the evidence..."

Sonata covered the sides of her canon head as Sticks spoke, firing tacos to ignore her. Wolf Sonic leaped high in the air, eating a stray chilidog that was shot out of Sonata.

Discord sprouted out of the ground with a grin, "Hello Twilight Princess Link, Canon fodder, Violets are blue, and-"

"...another source of evidence is Discord's crush on Fluttershy and Celestia. The relevance of this is that he is torn between the two. If Faust was real, he would marry Celestia. If Archie was real, he would hook up with Fluttershy and his nonchaos born children's chaotic powers will start another world war..." Sticks smirked as she spoke, causing Discord to turn her into a wooden puppet.

"And Jackie Chan's monkey leg. Or Pinocchio, since you just told a lie," Discord snapped his fingers, making Stick's nose grow. Stick opened her mouth, only for her bottom jaw to hang limp. "I want to create some chaos, but in order to do that: I need others to make it since I'm too strong! So I'm sending you all to Eggman's lair. Cool! Bye!"

Sonic tilted his head, but as soon a red lights flashed his ears matted down.

Inside a metal hallway was Sonic's group... and a blue can of Eggman's Tomato Sauce.

Metal Sonic looked up with his one eye, "Discord got you, too?" The group nodded. He groaned before cheerfully saying, "Good luck! I'm going to corrupt Burnbots into a giant mech..." He crawled off with cute little tinking noises with his six tiny legs.

The group starts running away as the robots and a laughing doctor chases them. Leading Cosmo to scream, "Where's our friends when we need them?!"


"I'm gonna do it."

Across a sea of poison joke that surrounds the house, Lancelot calls back, "Sire! Don't do it! You cant jump that far!"

Sonic crossed his arms, "OK, you go to Eggman's lair and save them!"

"My Arondight is in there!"

"You're so close to that sword, it's your child! How could you abandon it?!"

"Discord!"

"Oh." There was some silence between the two, "Do you think Sonata is with them?"

"You mean the cannon with a blue ponytail on her head?" Sonic nodded, "Yes."

"What if I made a bridge of chairs?"

"My lord, it wont work."

"Should I toss you Arondight?"

"With all due respect, NO."

Out of nowhere Discord came, holding little Sonic's boom box. "Don't mind me~!" he sang as music blared.


(If you already started playing the last video, either stop it or mute this one.)

Wolf Sonic pointed a paw at a hallway with ten doors with "EXIT" on all of them. The group ran into separate doors, coming out of a random one either together or apart, a few times weird stuff would happen like Sonata would be normal, but in two places at once or just as weird, Eggman's unfinished Michael Jackson android would moonwalk from one door to another as Sonic's group chased the robots they were trying to avoid, and Eggman chasing his Eggmobile. In short, serious chaos in that one hallway.

Discord sat in a picture, hugging ink Eggman that kept his smug face since he had no other expression. Discord snapped his talons, causing Metal Sonic to instantly appear in the hallway with a massive robot made of cans and scrap robot parts. Discord attempted to share popcorn with a blue Eggman painting while wearing a red monocle for a 3D effect, watching as Metal Sonic sloppily yet effectively pummeled Eggman's robots while Sonic continued to chase the doctor, seemingly foaming at the mouth.

Discord smirked, "I didn't know this was an action movie! Cartoon Network should really get their act together." He nudged Eggman, only for the painting to tilt and have an awkward frown. "What? Don't tell me you like "Teen Titans GO!" over the original?" *chirp! chirp!* "Thought so."

Metal Sonic turned his head towards Discord while treating a robot like a soccer ball, bouncing it on his legs, "Hey... um... Is this enough chaos?"

Discord waved a paw, "Almost, you silly, silly can!" He pulled Metal close, opening him and enjoying the green tomato sauce.

Metal pulled away at the last moment, "You don't know how weird that felt!" Discord frowned... everywhere. "Never mind."

Wolf Sonic pulled a beaten Eggman out of a room with his strong mouth, back in his normal form thanks to Discord. Cosmo found the real exit, pointing it out while back to normal as Sonata's returned pony face grinned before coughing up a taco. All the robots backed up when a blue robot hedgehog with a huge green wings climbed up from a pile of once assembled robot parts.

Sticks... well, we really don't care at this point. She's back to normal... well, her normal at least.

Discord teleported the group back home to "preserve the chaos garden" or something.


"Silver! Toss me!"

Knuckles walked up, "It's no use! Silver went with Rainbow, big me, and Apple Jack to a convention."

Sonic quickly turned his attention, "What convention?"

"I think they called it a... Strength Con? I don't know." He shrugged, "It involves pony and mobian strength."

"Why is Silver there?" Sonic asked, nearly tossing Caliburn, who was floating next to him.

"Telekinesis is his strength. Do you know how many cars he toss on a daily basis?"

"None? Do you see any cars in Equestria?!" The field of poison joke disappeared and Sonic could cross it. But he didn't need to since Wolf Sonic's group returned. Sonic put a hand out to stop the other hedgehog, "Hey, where were you guys?"

Sonata laughed, "That's funny. Didn't your tracking thing tell you?"

"Um... what tracking thing?"

Caliburn rolled his eyes, "Sonata, I can only track metal!" The Sonics looked to each other then shrugged.