A/N: Fleetwood, this is only part one, the good stuff doein't happen till later, Anyway to begin let's say I am going to hurt Fleet's really bad if he at all makes Luna cry or if she get's hurt, I am a very protective dad. Next part will be up later.
I was sitting in my room reading a book about karma.
[AH FUCK!]
<{WHAT!?}>
[Something fucked up just happened! Wait a few seconds.]
I waited a moment when I heard hooves KICK DOWN MY DOOR! I swung my head around and got hug tackled by Luna. “WHOA! Luna whats wrong?” She looked up at me with tears on her face and a smile fucked super glued on her face.
“You’ll never guess what happened!” I thought for a moment.
“How meany do I have?” She nuzzled me.
“None, Fleetwood just proposed to me, AND I SAID YES!”
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-----Fleetwood-----
“I hope she dosin’t tell Night first, he would kill me.” I was sitting in my car outside of the palace, waiting for Luna to come back. Well today was the day I proposed and I’m glad I did, I thought my heart was going to shoot out of my chest when I did it. “I have a bad feeling about-”
“About what Fleetwood?” I almost put a hole in my roof and turned my head to see Night was sitting in the back seat of my car, AGAIN!
“What did I say about doing that?!” I put my hoof on my chest and panted.
“I have no clue, but I need to ask you something” He glared at me with.......Oh fuck he had his glasses off. “Do you think you good enough for Luna? To spend the rest of your days with her? You do know your mortal and she’s immortal right? She will out live you time infinity. Still I ask do you think your good enough for her?” His glare grew cold, I thought I saw a snowflake.
"NO!" I wailed, "I'll never be good enough! I'm afraid that I'll die, and she'll go on, find someone else, and I'll be forgotten! Besides, when I WILL be alive, I'm afraid of what I might do to Equestria..." I paused to take a deep breath. "But I love her nonetheless. When I married Derpy back in 2002, there was a part of me that said, 'You idiot! This won't last!', and it didn't. But, with Luna, I don't have that feeling. She's my DESTINY, Night." I panted after my little rant.
“Yes I’m scared of what you might do to Equestira too, hmm.” His glare only hardened. I saw that glare before, it’s when he blasted a hole in the moon when Luna and I got rear-ended one night and she passed out. “You say she’s you destiny, are you willing to give up all your hopes and dreams if she asks? Would you be willing to DIE for her if she was in trouble? Would you be willing to-” He teleported us outside and into the garden. “Fight me for her?”
I grit my teeth in determination. "If I have to."
He grinned, his horn glowing that void purple. “Come at me bro.” A wave of dark energy shot towards me at almost blinding speeds. I did what came to me and dove to the ground, holding my hooves on my head as the energy shot off and blew a piller out of the ground.
“Watch it!” I yelled and got up, running has fast as I could at him. He simply lifted a hoof and punched me clear in the face, no pony should be that fast. I landed where the piller had been, rubbing my soon to be swelling face. “Not fair! Your a god! But still I can’t give up!” I went to climb out of the whole just to meet another hoof to the face, knocking me back down into the hole.
“I never said this needed to be fair.” He almost growled at me. I’m starting to get pissed! I sat up and spat some blood out of my mouth.
“One hit is all I need.” I mumbled and looked up at him, his golden eyes glaring down at me. “Stand still!” I yelled dashing up the hill, using my wings to speed me up. He jumped back out of my reach and blasted another have a dark energy at me. I dove to the side this time.
Big mistake.
The wave had spread out and cut my side, it wasin’t too deep but it would slow me down. “That all ya got!?” I yelled charging forward again. He stepped to the side and cloths lined me,. I flipped in the air for a few moments before meeting my old friend, dirt.
“Give it up Fleet,” He walked over to me. “You know you can’t win agents me, I’m strong enough to make worlds and you think you have a chance?” He growled.
This time, I decided to form a strategy. I raced forward yet again, yet again meeting blasts of purple energy. I began swerving violently to dodge them, and surprisingly, this worked. I spread out my wings, and took off, over him, but he blew me out of the sky with another shot from his horn.
Just as planned.
I plummeted to earth, smoke from my wing's wound pouring out as I guided my kamikaze spiral. I stuck my rear hooves out, and landed on top of him, pushing him down. I dug my hooves into Night's fur, pinning him to the dirt, and pointed the broken-off hood ornament in my head toward him, the chrome glistening in the sunlight.
"Alright then," I panted, poking the jagged shape into his neck threateningly, "how did I do?" I was prepared for him to spring right back up again.
“Good enough, but I wont give my daughter up so easily.” He growled and exctended his wings, forcing me off of him. When I landed he was right in my face, his now crimson eyes burning into my soul. “Why, in all of Equestria, should I let you marry her? You would just break her heart by living until you died!” He grabbed me by the neck. “That is way only immortal’s love immortal’s. Mortal beings only die out after a period of time! SO I ask again,” His crimson eyes hardened their glare. “Why, should I let you marry her?” What happened next surprised me a bit.
*Chose these words wisely, you will never get a chance like this again.* A voice spoke in my head.
"You bring up a good point," I admitted, "Why should you let me marry her? You're right, I love her too much to break her heart like that, and besides, I really don't think she'd enjoy living in my world of rock and roll and whitewall tires after a few years." I relaxed, and let out a sigh, "I just care too much to let her marry a loser like me. Make sure she finds a better husband, she deserves better than to just watch me die." I excpected him to throw me away or something but no, he set me down, patted my back and turned around and began to walk away. Out of no where I was hug tackled by Luna.
“Fleetwood! You did it!” I looked at her confused.
“What?” Luna giggled lightly.
“You convinced him! Duh!” I sudden flash, and there stood a alicorn with a blue and green mane and broken horn stood there.
“Nicely done.” He spoke in a wise voice.
Meanwhile, Eldorado, who had been sitting on a hedgerow, watching the entire time, condemned the happy ending, hurtling popcorn at us.
"BOO!" he shouted, now tossing the lawn chair on which he was sitting, "AH WANTED TO SEE 'EM DIE!"
-----Father Night-----
[You should have let me hit him one more time!]
{You would have killed him if you hit him again.}
[True, true.]
<You guys are idiots.>
{[Guilty.]}
I walked down the hall and into the throw room, my back a bit sore from Fleetwood fucking landing on me. I went and sat on the large, fluffy throne and sighed happily. “I love this chair.” I sighed and saw a......Human? “What trickery is this?” I muttered sitting up, when it got closer I identified it as the human Dark, who was at the other wedding. “Oh, it’s you.” I muttered yawning. “What’s up?”
“Just bored as all fuck.” He laughed. “So Luna’s getting married? And to a mortal no less.” We both sighed.
“I don’t know what to do, she is going to be heartbroken when he dies and I don’t want to see her like that.” Dark put a hand on my shoulder and I looked up at him.
“That’s also why I’m here, a gift, of immortality.” He took out a small present wrapped in gold.
“Really? That’s immortality? Seems a bit small.” I stared at it blankly before shrugging and taking it with my magic. “Thanks Dark, do you ever stop being smart and stupid at the same time?” He laughed.
“It’s a gift.” He then faded to nothing. I looked at the little golden box and smiled.
“This is going to be the best wedding ever, of all time.”
[You bet it is! WOO!]