//------------------------------// // Ch.4: Frills on the Fancy. // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.5: The Comeback! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Next is..." Then Trixie looked at Brak who was bound & gagged so he wouldn't do anything else stupid. "...Frilly Skirt...who's that?" "It's Trahzo's R63 name for Fancy Pants." Said Brak who was standing behind Luna. "Ah! How did you..." "Begin the story." Something like this was very unprecedented, what worries that ran through Spike's head were something completely different. "How was I so very very very wrong?" He was so sure of himself about Frilly Skirt. He thought Frilly Skirt had a lesbian crush on Rarity, his crush. He wanted to crush her before she got a chance to take Rarity away from him. He was given a tipoff by Stalkerloo, that Frilly Skirt planned to confess to Rarity tonight, so Spike set his plot (stop laughing you 12 year old) into motion. He would completely destroy Frilly Skirt, by humiliating her in front of Rarity. Now, allow us to flash back to that scene. *Flashback!* "Frilly Skirt, why have you brought moi here in the middle of the night?" "To tell you a truth." "A truth? (Oh boy, here it comes, remember, say no, she's nice but you gotta tell her you're not into girls.) What truth would that be darling?" "(Here it comes, the part where I make her back off!)" Spike thought in his head, as he held a bucket of Nickelodeon Slime. "You know, when we 1st met?" "Yes?" "Well, I actually performed that bump into scene on purpose." "Really?" "Yes, I heard you were friends with a certain someone that well, I've had feelings for." Then Spike thought in his head "Zuh?" just like Adam Lyon from My Gym Partner's a Monkey. "(Well, looks like I was worried about nothing, but maybe I could put in a good word for this certain someone Frilly Skirt has a crush on.)" "And...who might this Stallion be?" "Oh Rarity, I'm so glad you & I are friends, your jokes are so witty. I never mentioned anything about this someone being a stallion, nor a pony." "(What? Nooooo...don't tell me...)" "Oh my...I had no idea you had feelings for.....for......w-w-wait a minute, but he's a child & you're an adult." "Though love can transcend even age." Meanwhile in Spike's hiding place, we finally catch up with everything. *flashback over* "(Oh-man, what am I gonna do? Rarity is the apple of my eye, but now that I figure out Frilly Skirt likes me, I just realized that maybe she's the golden apple of my eye, I mean she's just much more beautiful than Rarity. W-what am I talking about? I'm not the kind of guy who'd fall for someone else who was much more pretty than their previous crush.)" "So who're we hiding from?" "Whuh? Cyborg? Shouldn't you be in the episode of Teen Titans when Beast Boy accidentally pranks Starfire?" "Who's there?" "Dang! They found me..." " Come out, or I'm calling the guards." Spike stepped out, as the moon light shined down on him. "Spike?" both mares kept their gasp. "Hey ladies, I was just taking a stroll." "Through dark alleys?" "Batman style?" "Just admit that you heard everything." Rarity said unamused. "Fine, *inhale* *sigh* I heard it all...from the beginning." Frilly Skirt looked away, blushing. "Why were you eves dropping on us?" "What made you fall for me?" "It was 5 years ago....surely you remember someone by the name of fairly trousers?" "Yeah, there was this one masked mare who needed to find an escape from the paparazzi, so I scared them off with my fire breath...heh, I remember the soft feel of the kiss she gave me on the cheek after I spent that very fun day with her." "Spike...that was me." "What?" "Yes, and since then I've been head over horseshoes for you, you are the 1st guy I've been with who wasn't such a...what's the word, windbag?" "Y-you don't say." "Indeed, Spike you are so sweet." Then she turned to Rarity. " So when I heard that you were coming, I thought maybe you could have put in a good word for me when the time came...but I never found the chance to because you were such a charming friend." "Well thank you, but what about that Stallion you were with?" "His manager & my manager just wanted us to date for the paparzzi but we were never into each other romantically. I hated the choice our managers made, I'm tired of all the lies they've been printing about me, so..." Then back to Spike. "Spike, will you have me? I want the paparazzi to know who I truly love." "Only if I could feel the softness of your lips every time we kiss, Fairly." Spike joked, "Funny Spike, now please embrace me." Meanwhile in the shadows. "Booyah." said Cyborg in a hat that had a note with press written on it, as he snapped a photo. The next day the newspapers & magazines across Equestria spread with the headline...'Frilly Likes 'em Scaley.' "Man, I don't think there's anyone who likes nachos more than me, careful these things give me some really bad gas." Then Trixie & Luna magicked gas masks. "Bring the next let..." Then a fart came out & it was so deadly that it pushed Trixie & Luna towards a wall, causing them to be knocked out! "Hahah, never pass out when there are markers about." Then he pulled out a pink marker. "Time to give these ladies warfstaches. Bring in the next letter."