//------------------------------// // Chapter 1: Gamera vs. Equestria // Story: Mystery Pony Theater 3000 // by JusSonic //------------------------------// Chapter 1: Gamera vs. Equestria TV's Frank hums happily as he brings in some sort of cauldron with Professor Bobo's help. The two found a hut which belongs to a certain zebra but she isn't around, so it was easy for them to swipe what they need for the ritual at hand. "Here you go, Pearl." Frank said happily as he and Professor Bobo put the pot down. "How are we going to be doing this again?" "Oh trust me, I saw this in a movie once." Pearl said as she prepares to focus on her magic. "Okay, let's see if this works..." Pearl fires a bolt into the cauldron causing it to stir a bit...but nothing happened. Brain Guy sighs as he uses his own powers to make the cauldron come to life. The Observer felt like his boss needs some extra help. Pearl smirks as she took out some bones, speaking, "Bones of the father...unknowingly stolen." The woman threw them into the pot eagerly. "And they were of Clayton's dad too." "Like father, like son. Think about it, won't you?" TV's Frank ask happily, making the others roll their eyes at this. "Frank, sorry to do this, but I'm going to need a part of you." "No problem, Pearl! Steve used to break parts of me off all the time back when I was alive." Frank took out a machete, just another item that he stole from Zecora's hut. The minion brace himself...and cut his arm right off, causing him to scream in pain as it fell right into the cauldron. "Flesh of the Servant...Willingly Sacrificed." Pearl said, with a cruel cackle of a certain Looney Tunes like witch. "And add the ribs and..." Dr. Erhardt said eagerly, making the others look at him. "Oh, sorry. The robots rub off on me." "Ugh. I need one more thing: Blood of the Enemy, forcingly given." "No problem! I got it right here!" Dr. Erhardt exclaims as he took out a jar of blood, labeled "Joel Robinson's". "Where in the Sam Hill did you get that?" Brain Guy ask, a bit startled by the plus. "Oh, all Gizmonics employees have to give out blood samples on their first day. Believe me, I gave a lot when I first came to work at the institute. I think it's for cloning." "Nice, let me see!" Professor Bobo exclaims as he grabs for the jar...only to push it off of Dr. Erhardt's hands and knocking it into the cauldron. "Oops!" "Ugh, never mind, Bobo. For once, you did right..." Pearl said with a grunt, ignoring Bobo's stupidness for once. Suddenly the cauldron begins to boil like mad. The bad guys are sensing that something's about to happen, causing them all to back off. And then, it happened. A huge explosion bursts out of the cauldron, arriving in the sky. As the explosion clears, everyone gapes as something appears, laughing madly... ------------------------------------------------------------------- Mike Nelson was barely able to gain consciousness inside what seemed to be a medical ward. Where is he? The man fell unconscious when the Satellite of Love crashed...again! "Ooomph... where... where am I?" Mike groans as he feels his forehead as if it was experimented on. The former temp worker hated that! "Mike, good, you're awake!" A familiar voice exclaims. Mike turns and saw Joel, all right with his clothes not ripped off. Mike sighs as he spoke to the first human test subject, "Joel? What happened?" They hear Princess Celestia coming in, speaking "It's all right, Mr... Nelson, I'm not here to harm you." The two humans turn and saw her: Princess Celestia coming into the room. Surprisingly, Mike doesn't seem freaked out or alarmed that a talking pony with a horn and wings is speaking to him right now! "Oh, Mike, I should probably introduce you. This is Princess Celestia, she's taking care of us." Joel said to his friend with a smile. "...I notice you're not reacting strangely." Celestia said, noting that Mike's not freaking out right now. "Look, I've seen a planet with talking apes, a planet with three brain guys, a planet in war, and Ancient Rome." Mike explains as he counts off the odd things that he saw that happened to him ever since the man and his robot pals came back from the edge of the universe, "Me and Joel have also met some eccentric characters. The only thing that can surprise us at this point is who directed the next movie we watch." "Hmmm... curious." "Yeah, it's hard to believe either, but we did see QUITE a lot of them WHILE we were on the Satellite of Love." "Yeah, about that. Your satellite accidentally crushed my student's castle." Celestia said, giving a serious look as she got back to that subject. Joel nods in agreement. Mike looks worried, fearing the worst. Did the ship ended up hurting the princess's student? Great, it better not be one of those moments when his robot pals would angrily snapped "Good one, Nelson". He had done a lot of goof ups in the past like blowing up planets or when his relatives married apes! Mike worried ask the princess, "Oh, sorry. Is your student okay?" "Thankfully, nobody was hurt." Celestia assures Mike that no one was hurt in the crash. Mike looks around, noting that the woman that was with the gang, minus Pearl who escaped, is not around. The man ask, "Where's the female one? That crazy female that accused me of stealing the first ship?" "Yeah, where is Tricia?" Joel ask Celestia, concerned. "Oh, the bi-polar girl? She seemed to want to kill YOU," Celestia said, rolling her eyes as she points to Mike with one hoof, "and bring you to justice for some reason, so I sent her down to a safe place where she wouldn't hurt anybody..." -------------------------------------------- Back in a dungeon like area, we see Tricia having a staring contest with a white and brown pony with blue glasses and green clothing, with an axe cutie mark as the pony blinked. "I win, Yoy!" Tricia smiled... then started dancing. "YES!" The pony, known as Yoy, could only groan. ---------------------------------------------------- "So, if you can tell me what happened? Did you steal the satellite?" Celestia ask Mike curiously. If the human didn't steal the satellite, then there's no need to worry about lying, right? Mike frowns, protesting, "NO! I didn't steal the satellite! Well, not the one that crashed, we kinda own it, but the satellite before it I didn't steal! The mad scientists conked me on the noggin and they shot me into space!" The former test subject of Forrester and TV's Frank makes rocket noise and makes upward noise with his hand to prove his point. "I can actually vouch for that..." Joel said, remembering how Forrester and Dr. Erhardt launched the satellite with him inside it. "Who were these mad scientists, out of curiosity?" Celestia ask the two humans, wanting to know the subject. Sounds like these mad scientists are serious and wicked men! "Dr. Clayton Forrester, and his assistant, TV's Frank." Mike said, recalling the two men that he was once a prisoner to. "And from what I've heard from this bi-polar female, the Satellite was up there for ten years before it crashed, with the eighth year being that it mysteriously vanished before it came back?" Mike sighs, rolling his eyes as he explains, "Okay, first of all, I wasn't even IN the Satellite of Love for the full ten years. I was only up there for five and a half." Celestia raised eyebrow as she ask, "Then who was in the ship for the first four-and-a-half years?" Joel raise a hand as he spoke, "That would be me. But even before then, TV's Frank didn't exactly join until the second year, so Forrester was joined by somebody named Dr. Laurence Erhardt." "Wow... an interesting story, indeed..." "Look, uh, Princess Celestia, if you're wanting to punish to Doctor Forrester for what he's done... I don't think you need to." "Yeah, he died about a few years ago. The experiments were taken over by his mother, Pearl Forrester, along with her two assistants, Professor Bobo and Brain Guy for the last three years, but that's about it." Mike said, explaining what had happened during the final years...sort of. Celestia pause to think this information over. Then the Alicorn spoke up, "I see..." "Yeah, but if it weren't for our-" Mike stops as he starts to realize something, "Wait a minute. Where are Crow, Tom, Gypsy and Cambot?" Celestia blinks as she ask puzzled, "Who?" Mike in worry exclaims, "The robots! Where are the bots? Are they okay?" "Oh, them. Don't worry, Mr. Nelson, I assure you, they are fine. They're with my student and her friends right now, back in another area... don't worry, once Twilight and her friends finish testing the robots a little, to be sure they are in working condition, you'll all be reunited soon enough... so, could you and Mr. Robinson tell me MORE about the ship?" ---------------------------------------------------------- In the Friendship Rainbow Kingdom castle, everything appears to be fine...if you include one huge Satellite sticking out of it. As well as a girlish scream from a certain golden robot. "Oh, stop crying!" Twilight exclaims in irritation as she continues focusing her magic on Crow's arms. "This isn't going to hurt and you can't even feel anything." "Sorry, I freaked out a bit." Crow whines to Twilight who continues to work until she's done. "All right, try your arms." Crow looks puzzled but decides to humor the Alicorn. To his amazement, his arms begins to move, something that was never done before. "Hey, hey, you fixed my arms!" Crow exclaims to Twilight in amazement. "How did you do that?" "Oh, you can be amazed what Twilight does." Spike said with a chuckle as he look the ship over. "So how did you guys make this?" "Oh, Gypsy has the Nanites worked on it." "Nanites?" Gypsy was nearby, looking at a scope to speak into the Nanite world. She explains, "Guys, we got into a bit of an accident." "What again?" Wade the Nanite ask with an exhausted sigh. "Well, can't help ya right now. We're on that 5 month vacation you promised us." "But we need this ship fixed so..." "Sorry, boss!" Ned the Nanite apologizes to Gypsy. "It's in our contract, remember? We will be back to work on this thing once 5 months are up! Later!" Gypsy groans as she put the scope away, speaking to the ponies, "Well, no dice on the Nanites. They're on the 5 month vacation I promised them." "Well, so you work and then you slack off for 5 months?" Rainbow ask Gypsy in amazement. "Where do I sign up?" "Rainbow!" Applejack scolds to Rainbow. "Fine, you look like a cute robot, yes you are." Fluttershy giggles as she pets Tom Servo on the head. "Hey, I'm one chick magnet." Tom Servo said with a squeal of choice. "Come over here, Tom. You're next." Twilight said, calling Tom Servo over so that she can fix his arms so that he can move them. "But I wanna be called cute by the cuter pony some more!" "What am I? Chopped liver?" ----------- The portal is getting worst...as the worlds continue fusing. In the sky of Equestria, a few blasts came out and goes all over the place, even in certain parts of the world... And nearby Ponyville, a blast crash landed nearby. When all is clear, something appears, growling loudly... ------------------------------ "Either Dr. Forrester came back...or we brought back an ugly snake creature." Professor Bobo said dumbstruck at the new form of Dr. Forrester. Indeed, floating above the villains is Dr. Forrester...only he looks like a combination of Discord, with his face on the former villain's face and is green. He breathes and laughs madly. "Hey, kiddies! Dr. F's back in action!" Dr. Forrester exclaims madly as bolts of lightning appear. He looks at his body, then frowns. "And what the hell am I anyway? I recalled fusing with that snake thingie earlier..." "Clayton, get down here!" Pearl exclaims in irritation as Dr. Forrester turn and saw...the last person that he never thought that he would see, along with two other men that Dr. Forrester thought was gone forever. Clayton Forrester sighed. "Oh... hello, Mother." "Hey, Clay!" Frank smiled. "Good to see you again." Clayton Forrester gave a smile. "Good to see you too, Frank, but... didn't you die and go to that Second Banana Heaven place?" "Eh, I decided to come back to life. It got boring being dead, so here I am." Frank smiled. "Hello, Dr. Forrester, sir." Dr. Erhardt glared at Clayton. "I heard you replaced me... TWICE!" "Oh... didn't you get the memo I gave you the minute I hired Frank?" Clayton said as he turned to Erhardt. "Apparently not!" Erhardt said, completely pissed off. "You just REPLACED me out of the blue!" "Yeah, I had to make some cutbacks..." Clayton sighed as he then turned to his mother. "So, mother... how did the experiments go without me around?" "Well, she recruited us, she had Mike and the bots for three years then she accidentally pushed the Satellite of Love down, freeing them." Professor Bobo explained as Brain Guy nodded. Pearl glared at Bobo as she said, "Too much information, Bobo..." Clayton frowned. "Monkeys? Guys with brains in pans? REALLY, mother?" "Hey, I don't question YOUR sidekicks!" Pearl frowned. Clayton muttered as he looked at the new form he had. "You could have resurrected me as a tyrannosaurus rex... but NO, I had to be reincarnated into this stupid looking thing!" "Oh, shut it, you're back from the dead, live with it!" Pearl glared at him. "Anyway, now that EVERY Mad, old and new, me, Bobo and Brain Guy are the new, is here, there is a lot we need to discuss. For starters, Equestria!" "Equestria?" Clayton blinked. "Is that where we are?" "Indeed..." Pearl smiled. "And do you know what ALSO is in Equestria?" "Er... ponies?" Frank asked. "Besides that." Pearl said. "There are these special elements CALLED the Elements of Harmony. If we can collect ALL six of the Elements of Harmony, we'll be able to use them to our advantage! I mean, think about it, we have six of us here, and six elements!" "Hmmm..." Clayton paused. "An interesting shake-up... but why revive me?" "Because you're good at inventions, AND we needed a sixth player." Pearl explained. "ANYWAY... you boys up to this task, to find the Elements of Harmony so we can turn them EVIL?" "I'm game!" Bobo smiled as Frank nodded. "All right, but only because..." Erhardt frowned. "What the heck, I'll get to work on the invention to find the Elements right away!" Forrester said as he started to look around. "We just need a science lab..." "There's a nearby hut that might work..." Pearl frowned. "Use it." "All right..." Clayton frowned. "Oh, and while you're at it, try doing something like finding out how to hack a screen nearby where Joel, Mike and the bots are. We'll need to use them to taunt them!" Pearl said. Clayton raised an eyebrow. "Wait... Joel, Mike and those robots are here too?" "Yes... unfortunately, they are nowhere near a movie screen, but until we get them trapped in a spaceship where they DO have a movie screen, we'll have to make due with taunting." Pearl said. "Now, let's get to work!" Clayton Forrester nodded as the six resumed work. Brain Guy paused as he looked up. "I have a bad feeling about this..." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Meanwhile, back at the Friendship Castle, Tom and Crow were sitting atop a wooden pedestal with wires attached to them as Tom Servo turned to Crow, "You know, Crow, it's pretty surprising to see we're being experimented on by ponies..." "Yeah..." Crow nodded. "I remember when we first met them... which was about an hour or so ago..." ----------------------------------------------- FLASHBACK Tom, Crow and Gypsy were recovering as Cambot started to float around. "Sheesh, one wrong turn and you wind up scrap metal." Crow sighed. "Mike? Joel? Can one of you pick me up?" No answer. Crow looked around. "Joel? Mike?" Tom groaned as Gypsy was getting up. Tom sighed. "I don't think Joel and Mike are here." Crow frowned. "Well, that's just great! Another mess Mike got us into! I don't know HOW he did it, but it's his fault." "Oh, come on, Crow. It's not THAT bad." Tom said. "Of course it's bad! I had to be CUDDLED by a crazy female looking creature! How come she didn't go for you, anyway?" Crow frowned. "Well, I'm just THAT good!" Tom smiled. "Why you!" Crow growled. "Will you two kids stop arguing, please?" Gypsy frowned. "We're in a real fix! Something could happen to us, and whoever saved us, we don't KNOW where they took Joel and Mike!" Crow and Tom paused as they looked at each other. "Sorry, Gypsy." Both of them chimed. "Okay, we just gotta find Mike and Joel and try to get ourselves home." Crow said. "But how?" Tom asked. And just like that, Twilight Sparkle, along with the Mane Six, entered in the room. "We'll think of something later. Just play along for now." Crow whispered. Tom, Gypsy and Cambot nodded in agreement. Twilight approached the six as she coughed. "Greetings, robots. My name is Twilight Sparkle, and these are my friends over there. Orange one is Applejack, yellow one is Fluttershy, white one is Rarity, blue one is Rainbow Dash, and the pink one... you can guess, is named Pinkie Pie." Twilight Sparkle explained. "We do not mean you any harm. We are a peace-loving group of ponies." "Just don't cross us, and you'll be fine." Rainbow explained. "Who are you?" Twilight asked. Crow and Tom stared at the group. "Well, we're not Little Richard and Tommy Kirk, if that's what you're thinking." Tom Servo explained. "We're the Bots from the Satellite of Love." Crow said. "Is that the ship's name?" Twilight said. "Cool." "Uh, actually, we were wondering if you have names," Fluttershy said, shyly. "Oh. Gypsy? Give them the Robot Roll Call." Tom said as he turned towards Gypsy. Gypsy nodded as she opened her mouth, and a clipboard slid out into Twilight's hooves. Twilight stared at it. "Cambot?" Twilight blinked as she was reading the Robot Roll Call. The small floating camera buzzed. "Gypsy?" Twilight said. "Oh my stars!" Gypsy, the purple robot with a snake like appearance said. "Tom Servo?" Twilight read. "Check me out!" Tom Servo, the gumball machine robot said cockily. "Croooow?" Twilight read, not really sure if she was pronouncing the name right. "I'm different!" Crow T. Robot, the yellow robot with Ping-Pong eyes and net on his head said in glee. Twilight blinked as she nodded. "Okay, it's nice to meet you all." Twilight said. "Okay, let's get down to business." Rarity said. "Twilight here wants to experiment on you robots for a bit, if that's fine with you, darlings." "Do ANY of these experiments INVOLVE watching bad movies?" Tom asked. The six ponies blinked as Twilight said, "Uh, no." "Good! We can't stand bad movies after all we've went through." Crow frowned. "What movies do you mean?" Pinkie asked. "Oh, there was a WHOLE lot of crappy movies, we could name so many!" Tom said. "The Crawling Eye, The Sidehackers, Godzilla vs. Megalon, Pod People..." Crow started. "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, The Killer Shrews, Monster A Go-Go, Manos: The Hands of Fate..." Tom continued. "Eegah, Mitchell, The Brain That Wouldn't Die, Last of the Wild Horses, Danger: Death Ray..." "This Island Earth, Laserblast, The Deadly Mantis, The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies..." "Prince of Space, Time Chasers, The Pumaman, Hobgoblins..." "The Final Sacrifice, Quest of the Delta Knights, Soultaker, Diabolik..." "And tons..." "And tons..." "AND TONS of shorts!" Crow and Tom finished at the same time. "Yay." Gypsy said. The six ponies just stared in surprise. "Wow..." Twilight said. "Yeah... wow." Tom nodded. END FLASHBACK ------------------------------------------------------------ "Yeah..." Crow smiled. "You know, those ponies weren't actually too bad. Though, I do wish I could know where Mike or Joel are..." "Like they just TOLD us, Crow, they are with their higher monarchies. I'm sure they'll be fine." Tom said as Twilight came in. "Okay, let's see how much electricity you guys can take..." Twilight said as she started to crank up the electricity levels. --------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile, Gypsy was busy trying to look into the crashed Satellite to see if there was anything salvageable... Gypsy then stopped short as she noticed something... what seemed to be a crown, a purple crown. Gypsy blinked. "What's this? I don't think I've seen THIS before..." Gypsy then opened her mouth and took the crown as she gulped it up. "Well, I'm sure it'll be useful for later..." --------------------------------------------------------- Meanwhile, outside Ponyville, some ponies were seen talking when they heard giant footsteps. The ponies looked confused at first until they looked up... and gasped as they saw something huge heading towards them! This was not good! -------------------- Celestia was fascinated by what Joel and Mike has told her: about the Satellite of Love, the movie theater, as well as what the humans and their robot pals have to go through. Well, "fascinated" isn't a word I would use. More like, stunned. She can't believe one human like Forrester or another like his mother would force folks to watch bad movies just to take over the world. Celestia was about to ask how it is that Forrester was like this, when she gasps. Mike, noticing, spoke up, "What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy fell in the well again?" "What?" Celestia ask confused by Mike's comment. "Just some commentary, it's what we do." Joel explains to Celestia. "Seriously, what's wrong?" Suddenly Luna came into the room, looking serious as she spoke, "Sister, do you feel that?" "Yes, something is going on. I sense a disturbance." Celestia explains to Luna with a grim look on her face. "Oh, as if a lot of people cry out at once and then were silent." Joel said to Celestia with a grin. The princess blinks a bit at that. "Star Wars reference. You know, I wouldn't be surprised if Kingdom Hearts got that as a world." "Okay, first off, I have no idea what "Kingdom Hearts" is. Second, I sense something heading to Ponyville. I have been sensing weird disturbances since you two and your friends show up." "Oh, so you got a thing for your student. Sorry, want to give you two to make out?" Mike ask Celestia with a mischievous grin. Celestia and Luna roll their eyes at that. "What?" "We must get to Ponyville, post haste." Luna said quickly. ---------------- "So, Twilight? You got a colt?" Crow ask Twilight as the Princess of Friendship continue work on her experiment. Twilight blinks as she spoke, "No, not yet....I haven't found one yet." "She got an eye for that Flash Sentry guy in the human world!" Pinkie chirps happily, making Twilight blush at that. "Pinkie! He lives in that world. I wouldn't want him to leave it just so I could be with him." "There's another Flash Sentry here, egghead." Rainbow remarks, reading a Daring Doo book. "Why not get with him?" "I bet you girls got a lot of colts pining for you." Tom Servo said devilishly. "Probably want to get you in bed, smoking and let the working Dragon starve." "Hey, watch it!" Spike exclaims, offended by the comment. "Well, darling, we haven't got any takers yet." Rarity said with a blush, grinning toward Spike. "Eeew. You're like years older than him!" Crow exclaims in disgust. "Child screwer!" "Dear sir; Dragons tend to age and tend to live forever. What do you think, Twilight?" Twilight was about to speak, when she and everyone heard a commotion. The princess goes out onto the balcony, seeing ponies rushing past in fear. The Alicorn calls out, "Hey, what's going on down there?!" "Run, run! It's the end of the world!" Lyra Heartstrings exclaims in terror. "Some giant monster is attacking!" Sweetie Drops exclaims with her lov...err, I mean friend! "Again?!" Twilight groans a bit, rolling her eyes. "You get this a lot?" Gypsy ask Twilight as she and the others came out onto the balcony. "Unfortunately. Girls, we better check this out." -------------------- "Hmmm...I sense something, madam." Brain Guy said with a frown. "My brain powers detect a monster of huge proportions arriving outside the forest." "Here, let's see what this new body got." Forrester remarks as he made a portal appears, allowing him to see what's going. The fused villain gasps, then laughs wickedly. "Oh, this is too good. I didn't think this would happen." "Wow!" Frank exclaims as he took a look. "Is that him?" "Looks like Mike, Joel and their dumb robots are about to get a first-hand experience!" --------------------- The Mane Six, Spike and the robots arrive in the downtown Ponyville. Ponies are screaming as they are running away from some monster whose shadow can be seen nearby. "Get ready, girls. We don't know what we're facing here." Twilight said to her friends seriously. "Can any o' yew fight?" Applejack ask the robots curiously. "What? You kidding? All we do is heckle the films. Fighting isn't in our category!" Crow complains to Applejack. "Wellll, there was those times you appeared in Grudge Match." Gypsy reminds the robots of their appearance in Grudge Match, along with Mike. "Those are fictional, they don't count." "Oh, and we aren't." Pinkie remarks with a scoff at this comment. The heroes gasps as the owner of the shadow appears. They couldn't believe their eyes, except for some of them,, mainly the robot: it's a turtle, albeit a tremendously large one that is capable of walking on two legs and flying. He possesses a pronounced sagittal crest on top of his head and his mouth is filled with teeth, which is unprecedented in turtles - with exceptions perhaps for the prehistoric turtles Proganochelys and Odontochelys - plus a pair of large tusks protruding upward from the lower jaws. "It's a....a..." Spike said, eyes are bugging out. "Ah, Gamera!" Tom Servo said in a Japanese like accent. "Wait, you know this guy?" Rarity ask the robots. "Well, normally, he was a monster in some of the films we watched." Crow said in shock and amazement. "But he was supposed to be fictional, nonexistent!" "Well, he exists now, so I say we should kick his shell butt!" Rainbow exclaims, waving her hooves into the air. "Hang on. He isn't bad. You'll see." Fluttershy said as she flies on forward. "Fluttershy, what are you doing?" Twilight ask Fluttershy in alarm. Is her friend crazy? "I will talk to him. Gamera is still lost and confused." Fluttershy then flies over to Gamera who looks down at her curiously. "Oh, hello there, big guy. My, you are a bit turtle, aren't you? You are a gentle creature, such a good good b..." Suddenly Gamera chomps right at Fluttershy...and it looks like he bit her head off! Her friends and the robots scream in alarm, but the female yellow pony pops her head out, still attached. Fluttershy screams terrified as she flies past her stunned friends. "SOMEONE KILL THIS STUPID THING!" Fluttershy cries out in horror. Gamera roars as he pokes his head back into his shell, rolling right at the heroes... ----------- The Royal Sisters appear with the humans in a flash. They gape as they saw Gamera attacking the heroes. "What in the mane of Star Swirl the Bearded is that?!" Luna gasps in alarm and disbelief. "Gamera! One of the monsters who appeared in the films we watch!" Joel exclaims in surprise. "Isn't he supposed to be fictional?" Mike ask Joel in concern. "Well, yes, but I'm shocked you ponies got him here." "We don't." Celestia said seriously to the humans. "But you seem to know him: is there a way to stop Gamera?" "To be honest, he was defeated or killed off in many ways, it's hard to keep up." Joel admits to Celestia in concern. "And even then, he was a bad guy. He often been on the good side." "Well, unfortunately, Gamera is trying to destroy my students, your robot pals and Ponyville!" "That is one messed up turtle." Mike said, looking at the scene in concern. -------------------- "Here he comes!" Pinkie exclaims as Gamera poke his head out, firing a fireball at the gang. ------------- "LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!" Forrester laughs eagerly as he and the bad guys watch the fight breaking out. ----------------------- Meanwhile, nearby another portal that appeared out of nowhere, something monstrous walked out as it roared. Somehow, it sensed the presence of another monster... ------------------------------- Gamera put his head, arms and legs back in his shell as he started to spin around, destroying many buildings along the way, including... "SUGARCUBE CORNER! NO!" Pinkie cried. "You were so young and innocent!" Crow yelped as he, Tom, Gypsy and Cambot sat down to watch, Tom saying, "How ironic. If we were watching this from the safety of a television or movie screen, we'd probably be making all sorts of off-color commentary. But, somehow, it doesn't seem quite so cliché when it's happening for real." "Well, who cares?" Gypsy said as she looked up. Twilight frowns as she tries to aim her horn right at Gamera, but the magic only bounced off his shell. Twilight groaned. "No good. We need something to evenly match Gamera!" "How about your Rainbow Powers you guys got when you fought Tirek?" Spike asked. "Think we can get that again?" "I don't know! I don't even know HOW we activated it the first time!" Twilight sighed. "Besides, I don't think it's going to do any good..." "Maybe we can get the Elements of Harmony!" Rainbow suggested. "We'll have to ask Princesses Celestia and Luna for permission to attain them from the Tree of Harmony, since this is THAT big of an emergency!" Twilight nodded. "That could work! Spike, take a letter!" Spike nodded as he got out a quill and paper and started to write on it as Twilight said, "Okay, let's make this quick. Dear Princess Celestia, Giant Turtle attacking the city, can't hold it off, need Elements of Harmony, permission to get them, PLEASE SAY YES! Signed, your ever-so faithful student, Twilight Sparkle." Gamera roared as Spike quickly wrote the letter fast pace and blew it off as the fragments started to go off... --------------------------------------------------------------- As Joel, Mike, Celestia and Luna were looking up towards the sky, they saw fragments coming over as it formed into a letter as Celestia read it. Celestia nodded. "I think the Elements of Harmony should be more than enough to stop this. Luna, go get them and teleport them over to my student and her friends right away!" Luna nodded as she teleported out. Joel raised an eyebrow as he asked, "Elements of Harmony?" "Six special items that we used to have control over, but now my student and friends have control over." Celestia said. "With the Elements of Harmony, I think they could use it to stop this... Gamera..." All of a sudden, Luna appeared, holding with her magic a part of the Satellite of Love, in shocked eyes. "Sister... the Elements of Harmony... are gone!" Celestia stared wide-eyed. "WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE!" "It's true!" Luna said. "When I got here, I found this near the Tree of Harmony, and the elements that were once in the tree gone!" Joel examined it. "Looks like a piece from our ship... I'm guessing when we crashed, this flew right over to the Tree of Harmony, activated it, and blasted the Elements to other parts of the world... whether it's your world or ours... we have no idea..." Celestia gulped. "Unless another giant monster comes in... we're f**ked." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "Nothing's working!" Rarity screeched as Rainbow tried to charge at Gamera, but Gamera fought back as Rainbow missed and hit a tree. "Watch out for that tree, George!" Crow riffed. Rainbow groaned as she said, "We need a miracle... we need something to stop them..." "Like another giant monster?" Pinkie said, looking in the other direction. "How would another giant monster help?" Rainbow asked. Pinkie pointed up. The Mane Six and the robots turned. Nearby was a huge, tall lizard like monster that seemed to be the same size as Gamera, only with green skin and spikes on its' body. The monster then let out a triumphant roar. "GODZILLA?" Tom and Crow said in surprise. "...Another monster from one of the movies you riffed?" Twilight asked. "Yes, but he made several movies... we only riffed at least two." Crow said. "As far as we know." Godzilla then let out another roar, getting Gamera's attention. Gamera glared at Godzilla. Looks like it was going to be another showdown once again! Gamera started the match by lifting up a stone wall as Godzilla charged straight at Gamera. Gamera then threw the wall at Godzilla, but Godzilla didn't even flinch. "It's going to take more than a stone wall to get at me!" Tom riffed. Gamera then blew his fire over at Godzilla, only for Godzilla to grab Gamera and started battling. "Over at this corner, Godzilla gives the left jaw to Gamera! Oh, what a punch!" Crow riffed. Godzilla then did a small flip at Gamera, causing Gamera to turn over to the ground, crushing several buildings. Godzilla then fired his atomic breath. "Ah, take a breath mint, pal!" Rainbow said, as she decided to join Tom and Crow in their riffing. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "Godzilla's here too?" Forrester said, raising an eyebrow. "Interesting..." "Hang on, let me find something in this book I found..." Brain Guy said as he started to look up more information on why Godzilla and Gamera were both here... ----------------------------------------------------------------------- "You know, this is like watching the Death Battle of Godzilla vs. Gamera again..." Mike said. "I agree..." Joel said. "So, Godzilla and Gamera fought before?" Celestia said. "Sort of. Like I mentioned, they had a Death Battle match, but it was only an online thing." Mike explained. "Who won that Death Battle, may I ask?" Luna asked, out of curiosity. "If things go right..." Joel said. "I'm going to make my prediction that..." "No spoilers! Just watch." Mike said as they continued watching Godzilla and Gamera having their battle together. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Gamera roars furiously as he picks up a house and throws it at Godzilla but the lizard charges right through it, then jumps up, sliding right at the turtle. The ponies and the robots laugh at this. "Wow; that is funny!" Rainbow exclaims in amazement. "It was in the film “Godzilla vs. Megalon”!" Crow remarks with a chuckle. Gamera angrily fires his freath breath on Godzilla, but it didn't affect him. The King of Monsters slashes his opponent with his claws, only for Gamera to strike back with his own attack. Then he rams his head into Godzilla, hitting him in the jaw. "Ouch!" Spike remarks with a cringe. "Looks like he's pissed now." Yes, indeed. Godzilla, in fury, grabs his opponent and slams him into a building, destroying it, then grabs the turtle again, throwing him into a group of buildings, destroying them as well. As Godzilla backs up, the Friend to All Children fires with his Atomic Breath, destroying a house in the progress. "My house!" Tom Servo screams in horror, commentating on this. Godzilla in fury fires a fire breath at Gamera, hitting a car instead. "My car!" Tom Servo exclaims in mock horror. Gamera fires right back, somehow blowing up a mountain in the progress. "My mountain!" Tom Servo exclaims in mock horror. Godzilla fires a fire breath at the bridge nearby, blowing it up. "My bridge!" Tom Servo screams out in mock horror. Another round of fire later, another building gets blown up. "My sub-dub-vision!" Tom Servo exclaims in mock horror. Soon another house got blown up. "Britney Spears's birth place! NO!" "NO!" Crow and Pinkie cries out in shock and horror at this. "Now stop that!" Twilight exclaims in annoyance by this nonsense. Godzilla angrily grabs a tree and hits Gamera a few times. Applejack shock asked, "Does Godzilla used a tree?" "No! This isn't the Godzilla we know, he's playing dirty!" Tom Servo exclaims in shock. Godzilla never uses a tree. Gamera quickly fires fireballs at Godzilla, destroying the tree and knocking his opponent back a few times. Godzilla slams his tail onto the ground then uses a drop kick to charge at his opponent, knocking the turtle right onto his back. He tries to crush him, only for Gamera to retreats into his shell...and flies at the lizard, hitting him a few times. Godzilla tries to use his atomic breath onto Gamera a few times, but kept missing his opponent. The turtle then hit the monster in the stomach, only for Godzilla to grab him. The turtle then flew upward into the sky, taking his opponent with him... "Folks, we don't have any idea what's going on up in space." Pinkie said to the camera with a shrug. "Why not come back later?" ---------- The ponies of the Crystal Empire panics as the hole in the sky appears to be getting bigger. They feared that King Sombra, the tyrant who once ruled them all is back to conquer them all...or a new threat is here to capture them all. Either way, it doesn't look good, not at all. Inside the Crystal Palace, the prince and princess, Twilight's brother Shining Armor and her former foalsitter Cadance, are giving out instructions. The pink Alicorn instructs, "Make sure every Crystal Pony who can't fight or defend themselves are indoors. We can't risk any pony getting hurt." "Yes, your majesty." The servant said as he rushes out quickly. "This is...shockingly intense." Shining said to Cadance, shaking his head. "Not since Tirek have we confronted anything big." "I know, I know. We dealt with heavy threats like this before Shiny." Cadance said, nuzzling her partner lovingly. "We will do so again." "Right. I am concerned though. We don't know what we're dealing with here." Cadance was about to give out more words of encouragement when a commotion is heard outside the throne room, of gun fire and yelling. The royal couple look at each other in concern, then prepare themselves for whatever is going on. Soon the doors blew up, knocking Shining and Cadance back. As they got up, the two find themselves surrounded by masked humans pointing their guns at them. The two got up as some sort of Chinese human who looks more like a non-Chinese man in bad clothes came in, smirking. "Ah, you must be the rulers. You better get used to being overthrown." The man remarks wickedly. "I am Fu Manchu." ------------------- The Royal Sisters and their friends yelps as Godzilla and Gamera slams back into Equestria, slamming into the ground outside of town. The two got up as thunder appears throughout the area like mad. Godzilla uses nature's electricity and fires his nuclear pulse to knock Gamera away from him, forming the turtle back into his shell. "At this rate, they will destroy all of Ponyville and everyone trying to destroy one another!" Luna exclaims in horror. "There must be a way to stop them!" "Well, if you got a way to make the fight faster, go ahead!" Mike exclaims to the Alicorns in frustration. "Otherwise, this fight will go on until its very end!" "Then I know of a way to do so." Joel said as he took out a radio, speaking into it. "Gypsy, Gypsy! It's me, Joel!" "Joel, what's the scoop?" Gypsy's voice came out from the other end. "Get the tickle bazooka." "Roger!" As Joel put the radio away, the ponies and Mike look at him oddly. The man ask, "What?" "You brought your inventions with you?" Mike ask Joel in amazement. "Yeah, including the ones you made." "Inventions?" Celestia ask, arching an eyebrow at this. "We used to do an invention exchange on the Satellite of Love with Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank or Dr. Erhardt. Of course, they stopped doing them because Mike's low brand of humor." Joel explains to the Royal Sisters. "Hey, not cool!" Mike exclaims to Joel, offended by that. ---------- "Can one of you ponies teleport me to the Satellite of Love real quick?" Gypsy ask one of the ponies quickly. Twilight did not waste time as she teleport herself and Gypsy away from the area. A few seconds after the mad fight moves on, they came back with a bazooka that looks like it can fire feathers. "What's that?" Fluttershy ask her new friends surprised. "A tickle bazooka, which can tickle your opponents with feathers!" Crow explains with a smile. "Joel made it." "One of you ponies must go up there and fire feathers at Gamera." Gypsy explains to the ponies quickly. Rainbow takes the invention as the robot continues. "There's a button at the bottom!" Rainbow nods as she flies up with the tickle bazooka, rushing over to the battle. The monsters kept on battling, not noticing her appearance. That is until the Pegasus aims the bazooka at Gamera and press the button, sending feathers onto Gamera who stops and laughs madly while falling back a few times. Godzilla looks bewildered, not sure what's going on. "Hey, what are you doing just standing there?!" Rainbow snaps to Godzilla who spots her. "Finish him already!" Godzilla did not need a second invite. He grabs the laughing Gamera and throws him into the air. He fires his Spiral Atomic Breath and send it right through Gamera, causing both him and the shell to blow up. As all pieces of his opponent shatter into pieces around him, the King of Monsters let out a triumphant roar. "Oh, poor turtle." Fluttershy said with a sigh. "But what will we do about Godzilla?" Applejack ask her friends frantically. Rainbow fires feathers at Godzilla, causing him to laugh before falling down, the lizard rolls onto the ground with laughter. "Well, ‘dat answers 'dat." ------------------------------------------------- After freezing Godzilla in an encased block of ice and putting him in a large fridge to ensure Godzilla will stay inside there for a long while (at least until the problem was solved), Twilight had gotten a letter from Princess Celestia ordering them for her and her friends to come over to the castle right away, and take the robots with them. She stopped midway through the letter when she saw the words 'The Fusing' and stopped, as her eyes widened. "What?" Spike asked. "We better get to Princess Celestia right now." Twilight said as she teleported her friends, the bots and herself right over to Celestia. -------------------------------------------------------- Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Joel and Mike waited as Twilight, her friends and the bots came onto the scene. "JOEL! MIKE!" Tom cheered as Joel hugged Tom and Crow came over to Mike. Crow looked over to Tom and Joel as he asked, "Hey, how about a little sugar for Crow, huh?" "Man, it's good to see you guys." Joel smiled. "Okay, princesses, what's up?" Twilight asked as Princess Celestia sighed. "Sit down, it's going to be a long story..." Celestia sighed. ------------------------------------------ MUCH LATER... ------------------------------------------- "Are you telling us that when the crash of the satellite collided with my castle, a part of it COINCIDENTALLY flew right to the Tree of Harmony, somehow DISLODGED the Elements of Harmony, BLASTED them into different parts of Earth and/or Equestria... and you don't know where on Earth OR Equestria they are?" Twilight glared at Celestia and Luna. "Unfortunately, it would appear to be that way." Celestia said as she looked down. "The Elemental What?" Crow asked in confusion. "The Elements of Harmony." Twilight said. "They're a special type of magic contained in five necklaces and one crown that we used to have, but have since given back to the Tree of Harmony, long story." "Indeed." Celestia nodded. "What all of you may NOT know, however, is that when your satellite crashed into my castle, it inadvertently created something called 'The Fusing'." Twilight explained. "You see, 'The Fusing' happens when beings from another world... that's you... arrive and the Elements being separated... that's our Elements... will cause a lot of happenings within the world..." "So, people like Gamera and Godzilla can just appear in your world, and ponies can exist in ours?" Mike asked. "Something along the lines of that." Princess Luna nodded. "There may even be points where one person from our world may fuse with someone from YOUR world." Twilight explained. "Although I've not quite figured out how. Honestly, until recently, I forgot about this..." "In order for everything to be right again, we need to get ALL six of the Elements of Harmony to restore the balance." Celestia sighed. "Problem is, we don't know where they are..." Gypsy paused as she said, "Did you say one of these Elements of Harmony was a crown?" "Yeah... Element of Magic, my element." Twilight nodded. Gypsy smiled as she opened her mouth and the purple crown slid out, right to the table. "Whoa, good job, Gyps!" Tom said, impressed. Twilight and the other ponies stared in surprise as Twilight said, "You- you FOUND one of the Elements of Harmony?" "Well, found one of your elements, saved you some time, did a sixth of your job for you, call it what you will." Gypsy said. "This is perfect!" Twilight smiled as she put the crown on her head. "If I can make it work right, I may be able to track down the remaining elements!" All of a sudden, Cambot started to go off a bit as everyone turned. Joel blinked. "What's wrong, Cambot?" All of a sudden, a projection activated in Cambot as we see six VERY familiar people staring at the screen. Mike gasped. "BOBO! BRAIN GUY! FRANK! ERHARDT! A BLONDE PONY THAT'S BURNING! SOME SNAKE GUY WITH DR. FORRESTER'S FACE!" "I think those last two you just mentioned are Pearl and Dr. Forrester." Joel whispered. "Er, PEARL! DR. F!" Mike gasped. "Chief!" Tom said. "McCloud!" Crow said. "Are those those Mads you told us about?" Celestia asked. "Yes, they are." Joel said as everyone turned to the Mads. "I don't know HOW Dr. F turned into this OR how Pearl turned into that but... they must have used whatever they got to hack into Cambot's system!" Everyone watched as both Pearl and Dr. Forrester started laughing maniacally... however, the sounds of them laughing was absent. Pearl gave a smirk as she started mouthing words. Pinkie blinked. "Uh... where's the sound?" "Uh, Pearl, Dr. F, excuse us!" Joel called as Pearl stopped in confusion. "Your microphones, they're not working!" Pearl blinked as she put on her glasses and started to examine the controls as Dr. Forrester glared at Frank, who backed down. "Maybe you should click on the button with the picture of the microphone, maybe?" Celestia sighed. "Well, this is the first time this has ever happened." Rarity said in shock. "Hello?" Pearl's voice was called as she pushed a button, their images disappeared. "Hello?" "Okay, yeah, we can hear you now, Pearl... but NOW we cannot see you." Joel sighed. "This could be annoying..." Rainbow sighed. "It's like talking to my grandparents." Twilight rolled her eyes. We then see Pearl getting the image back as she asked, "Did I get it now?" "YAY!" Everyone cheered. "Good, good." Pearl smiled. "Okay, let's start over." Dr. Forrester said as both Pearl and Dr. Forrester did their evil laugh again. "BOBO! BRAIN GUY! ERHARDT! FRANK! PEARL AS A BLONDE PONY! DR. FORRESTER AS A SNAKE LIKE CREATURE!" Mike gasped. "Chief!" Tom said again. "McCloud!" Crow laughed. The ponies then started staring down. "Hello, Mike, Joel, bots... I like to introduce our new player... you know him, my son, Clayton... also known as Dr. Clayton Forrester?" Pearl smiled. "Hello, Joel, Mike... and the pussycats... how do you like my new look?" Forrester smiled. "You look like Discord..." Twilight blinked. "Quiet, purple one! I wasn't referring to you!" Clayton glared. "Anyway, you've no doubt already been acquainted with the beautiful world of Equestria?" Pearl smiled. "I know we have!" Bobo smiled. "Shut it, Bobo." Pearl frowned. "Let me and Clayton do the talking!" "Sorry, Lawgiver." Bobo said, backing down. "Anyway, we have a BRAND new evil plan!" Clayton smiled. "No doubt you've heard of the Elements of Harmony! Well, we're going to track them down and turn them into Elements of EVIL, where we can dominate the world of Equestria!" "Turn our elements to ones of evil?" Pinkie gasped. "You're mad!" "Well, sad to say, Forrester, your plan already failed!" Twilight glared. "We already HAVE one of the elements secured, and I'll be using it to track down the others before YOU even arrive." "You have? Why did we call you then? Weird..." Pearl paused. "OH, wait, maybe it was to show you THIS!" Clayton smirked as he pulled out a tracking device. "My newest invention, Joel! This is an element tracker! It can track the elements ANYWHERE on our world OR this one! And the best part is... it can teleport ANYBODY to where the element IS!" The ponies gasped. "Holy s***..." Fluttershy muttered. "That is a faster method, isn't it?" Twilight muttered... "Well... this could be trouble..." Joel paused. "Yeah..." Tom groaned. "Oh, but the party is just getting started!" Pearl smirked. "Once we get our old bodies back, and we get YOUR element AFTER we get the others, we will enslave all of Equestria AND our world... while you guys can sit back and watch more crappy movies... or fanfictions, whichever one we decide... that we can pick out!" "We're just getting started on this adventure!" Dr. Forrester laughed. "Now, if you'll EXCUSE us, we're going to go find our first element... I believe it just located the Element of LOYALTY!" Rainbow Dash gasped. "My element!" "Good-bye for now, dolts! Push the button, Frank!" Dr. Forrester ordered. "Just like old times!" Frank smiled as he pushed a button... he paused as he tried to push the button. "Wait, Dr. F, which one is the button to hang up?" "I don't know..." Dr. Forrester said as he examined it. "Mother, which one is the button?" "Sheesh, don't you know?" Pearl groaned as she put on her glasses again. "Let me see that..." Brain Guy frowned. "You should really label these..." "Is it this one?" Bobo pointed. "I don't know..." Erhardt blinked. "Is it not this on-" Dr. Forrester said as he pushed a nearby button and THAT was the hang-up button as Cambot reactivated again. The ponies looked at each other in worry... ------------- Cadance hates being captured, especially by monsters like Tirek and Chrysalis. She and Shining are chained up like wild ponies, muzzled to keep them quiet...standing in front of a new foe that caught them unprepared. "Yes...after "interrogating" your servants, they mentioned some sort of Crystal Heart." Xu Manchu said to the rulers wickedly. "I will find it...and use it to power up a device that will freeze everything in this world. Then, they will meet my demands." Xu Manchu gave out a cruel chuckle as he prepares to make his plans. Unknown to him, Cadance quietly wrote a message with her magic. The villain didn't think of blocking her magic, maybe because this is the first time he been here. The Princess of Love must get a message out to Twilight and her friends, quickly. Once the message is done, Cadance wave a spell onto the message, causing it to teleport out. She hopes Twilight can get this message, before this Xu Manchu gets the Crystal Heart! 'Hurry, Twilight. For Auntie's sake, hurry'. Cadance thought to herself in worry, looking at Shining who looks back in concern.