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// Adventuring, finding Daring do, Why is the rum ALWAYS gone? 
// Story: My Little Pony: Pirates Edition 
// by Super57 
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Jack Sparrow moved his hair out of the way so he could see better. He forgot how long his hair was and remembered how much he liked it. He also remembered being able to hide a bottle of rum in his hair at some point, but it broke the moment he started moving of course.

"WHY!?!?!?!?!? WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE RUM!!?!??!?!?!?!"

He remembered that day. He made a grave for that rum. He Named it Gibbs. Gibbs the bottle of Rum. Oh how Jack knew it well. He sniffs the more he thinks about it.

Anyways, back on Jack's adventure to getting his hat back. Again, and to find his bottle. Again. The Black Pearl bottle of course.

He started getting lost in the forest and didn't even knew if it was the same one from before.

"All right. Which way should I go again?" Jack asked himself, scratching his hair confusingly.

"If only I had a bottle of rum, This could be easier for me," Jack said, sighing sadly.

Jack went through the forest some more and started feeling his drunkenness leave him.

"Soon, I'll be Sober. Being sober is not part of the plan Jack!" Jack Told himself.

Jack Sparrow went through the forest quicker and couldn't believe what he found.

He found the house that belonged to.........Who again?

Indiana Jones? No, Daring Do.

"Oh. Well, It's kinda hard to tell the difference what with both of them having a whip, adventures, and jackets," Jack said, face-palming at how ironic and dumb it was.

He went up to the door and knocked, like a pirate.

"Who is it?!?!??!!?" Daring yelled.

"Uh.......It's somepony that's lost in the woods! Can you help me?" Jack said, disguising his voice as best as he could.

"On my way!" Daring said.

He heard hoof steps and Jack waited by the side of the door. Now he wasn't going to kill her, He just wanted to get his stuff back that's all, and he also wanted to get his bottle back to. The Black Pearl bottle.

The door opened and Jack ran in.

"Oh hey Jack!" Daring said.

"Oh hey," Jack replied.

"So you aced my test and found my house again it seems!" Daring said.

Jack sighed.

"I've been through enough in my life. Can I have my things back?" Jack asked nicely.

"Of course!" Daring said. 

"That counts for my bottle of rum and hat as well," Jack added.

"Yep!" Daring replied.

She went to go grab Jack's hat and everything.

Then she came back with it and blushed embarrassingly.

"I'm very sorry about that. I just didn't know if you told the truth about you being a pirate when you were drunk. Now that I know.......don't you need a crew?" Daring said.

"Yes I do," Jack replied, putting his hat back on and drinking his rum.

Drunkenness level increasing..........100%. Full-on retard. Jack's thought said.

Jack snickered.

"So......are you gonna find one?" Daring asked, shyly.

Jack shook his head.

"Of course I am! ......So bye," Jack said.

He left, with his usual strut and went onto another adventure.

Daring sighed.

"I hope I'll find him again....at some point," Daring said.

Jack smiled.

"I am happy to have my rum back!" Jack said.

He took a drink........just to find his bottle empty. Yet again.

Jack looked at the bottle, and blinked.

He dropped it on the ground.

"Why. Is. It. ALWAYS! THE! RUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Jack yelled with passion.

To be continued.