//------------------------------// // Saying some things to Twilight's friends, no rum, and trying to go find rum // Story: My Little Pony: Pirates Edition // by Super57 //------------------------------// Jack was heart-broken. There was no rum in this world. The only bottle he had left was all he had of rum left. He may be heart-broken for the rest of his life. "Is there anyway that magic can save the rum?" Jack asked, hopefully. "I am sorry sir. But not even magic can save your......rum," Celestia the white pony said. Jack felt ready to cry. He felt ready to throw a fit. NO RUM!!?!??!? In this universe!!!!??!?!?! This annoyed Jack a bunch, and he hated it. No rum? No way! 'Without rum I'll die!' Jack thought, fearfully. The Princesses rolled their eyes. "Oh! Also, This is Jack Sparrow guys! Meet my friends Jack!" Twilight said, smiling. "All right," Jack said. He looked at the ponies. Then he named off the ones that he looked at. He looked at Twilight who had purple hair with pink stripes. "Twilight, Your the smart and overly dumb leader one," Jack said. She glared at him. He looked at the yellow one with light pink hair.. "Your Fluttershy, the shy one who can't get friends without being scared," Jack said. She sniffled. He looked at the dark white one with purple hair. "Rarity, Your the seductive hot bitch," Jack said. 'Man....Am I happy to be away from Disney,' Jack thought, relivingly. Now that he was no longer in Disney space, he can say whatever he wants. She gasped dramatically. "Why I never!" She harrumphed, and her hair waved. Jack look at the pink one who was too pink. "Pinkie Pie, Your the crazy one who has too much fun and is probably friends with everyone," Jack said. "It's everypony Jack! Also, I still have to be friends with you!" She said, smiling. "Should add smile to much to that list too," Jack said. He looked at the orange one with blonde hair next. "Applejack, Your the one who is dedicated to protecting your family and always being a bad liar." Jack said. He knew it was Applejack from her butt. She...well.....she smiled. "Thanks pardner," She tipped her hat. "No problem," Jack said. Jack looked at The blue one with rainbow hair. He was then silent. It grinned. "What? Am I so awesome that your at a lost for words?" Rainbow asked. "No. Your hair's just so weird for it signifys that you want to be gay," Jack said. Rainbow blushed. "Also, rainbow hair? Your Rainbow Dash, the one who is way more loyal to his friends and would love to get.......'loyal' with them if you know what I mean," Jack said, wagging his eyebrows and snickering. She stuttered and blushed. "What? Am I so awesome that I left you at a loss for words?" Jack asked. Rainbow crossed her hooves and pouted. He went onto the dark one next. She put her hoof up. "Now before you berate me, let me just make sure you know who I am. I am Princess Luna of the night, and thy will hurt you and if you cross the line. Thy understands?" She said, glaring at Jack. Jack shrugged, "I don't care." "Your the one who is lonely and have no friends and wants to be noticed like the little dragon here," Jack said, laughing a little. Luna frowned sadly. "Sad thing is....your right," Luna said, sighing. "Hey!" The dragon said. "Also, your Spike the dragon which is to freaking hilarious to me for the people must have been slacking when making your name," Jack said, smiling. "Ah Phooey!" Spike said, pouting. Then he looked at the last one, the white one with colorful hair. "Celestia, your the one who can kill me if she wants to, blackmail me if she wants too, have fun with me if she wants to, and much more.....also, your bum is big," Jack said, pointing at her butt. Celestia sighed. "I know," Celestia replied. "Do you know how to fix my ship?" Jack said. He brought out the bottle that held his ship in front of Celestia. "Nope. I don't have the magic to fix your ship back to normal," Celestia said. "All right," Jack said. He got up from his sitting position and left. "Then I shall go on another adventure and go find something that will. Bye," Jack said, leaving. "Well that escalated quickly, more quickly then I thought it would be at least," Twilight said, surprised. The ponies snickered. Jack walked out of the strange building and looked around. All these ponies who were under his waist height were really small, and he needed to go on yet another adventure to go find this thing to fix his ship. He had many things on his mind. Figuring out how to get home, fix his ship and much much more. But the thing that was on his mind the most was finding rum. He needed rum, so looked in his pockets. Nope, not there. He looked in his shirt. Nope, not there either. Then he looked inside his hat for any extra one he hid there. There wasn't any rum there inside his hat either. He put his hat on, looked left and right, Breathed in and out tiredly and yelled out his most important thing in life. "GOD DAMMIT WHY IS THE RUM GONE AGAIN!?!?!?!?!?!" Jack yelled. He ran and yelled at everypony he saw and asked if they knew were rum was at. After that, he ran into the forest and screamed once again just cause he was mad. "WHERE IS THE RUM!?!?!?!?!?!? WHY IS IT ALWAYS GONE WHEN I WANT IT!?!?!?!?!" Jack yelled, drunk and angrily. To Be Continued.......................