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// SAKORATONAMALAREIEEEE 
// Story: What the Heck 
// by Zytharros 
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SUM DUD WHACKED INTO DA PAK AN SAID, "PONIES."
ANUDDA DUD WHACKED INTO DA PAK AN COOKIESANSKREAMED, "DAISIES!"
A TURD DUD WHACKED INTO DA PAK AND WIZZPERD, "PIE NAP PULLS..."

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"PINE NAP PULLS..."





Twilight Sparkle watched Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy as they stood in the middle of a field with derp-eyes saying nonsense to each other and took a long swig of her beer. She looked up at the sky, groaned, and face-hoofed.

"I'm not drunk enough to be a part of your stories anymore..."

Her face met the table with a groan.