//------------------------------// // an unknown race attacks // Story: Warhammer vs Horse // by Fiddlesworth the bear //------------------------------// (Author’s note: Hey guys! We can’t finish the next chapter until 2017, so take this to hold you all over!) “Princess! We seem to be getting strange messages from an unknown race.” “Oh no...do you think some new species is here to try and kill us again?” “If so, then we have no clue. The messages seem to be in another language.” “Hmmmm, I shall send my best investigators.” --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- “SO THEN I TOLDS HIM, YA PUT THA SPINY BITZ IN THE ‘UMIE! AN THATS HOW YA MAKE ‘UMIE KABAB!” FlutterOrk calmly yelled. “...um...that was interesting...Fluttershy?” Twilight said. “God, ever since those green guys tried to invade, you’ve been rather...loud.” Rarity said. As Rarity was done talking a phone started ringing. “Hello? Twilight speaking.” “Yeah, there’s some strange activity going on, it might be more invaders. Can you and all the important characters go investigate?” Celestia asked. “Of course we will!” Twilight said, then hung up. “Oh boy, we git to go on a brand spankin new adventure?” AppleJack asked. “Celestia said all the important characters.” Twilight said. “YEAH! YA DUMB GIT- uh sorry..I mean, meanie!” FlutterOrk said. “...I dare you to eat her…” Rainbowdash said with a smile. “Now why in tarnations would yo-” but before AppleJack could finish she was already being stuffed into the gullet of FlutterOrk. “How..vulgar.” Rarity added. FlutterOrk stared at Rarity shyly for a few moments. “Oh gosh, where are my manners?” She then proceeds to throw up the corpse of AppleJack and attempt to offer some to Rarity. “TASTE JUS LIKE SQUIG!” “Uh..no thanks Fluttershy.” Rarity said, disgusted. “MORK FER ME!” FlutterOrk said, while devouring the spat up corpse. The mane six proceeded to head outside to investigate the strange happenings. As they walked outside they saw a flying silver disk hovering above the town. The disk began descending towards the surface bringing within it whatever sinister cargo it might carry, the ponies watched with mixed curiosity and horror as they began to hear the muffled sounds of the alien’s language through its hull. Everypony from near and far were crowded around the strange machine as a door emitting a bright light opened. A shadow walked out of the ship and came into view. The creature seemed to be a small green man with a large head and big black eyes. “Foi jajoc, quoug'c ak!” the little green man yelled while holding up what looked like a peace sign. Everyone backed up a little, scared that the thing was threatening them in his native language. Soon enough the royal guard and Celestia arrived on scene. “What do you want from us?” Celestia asked. “Quo quummu kulgi!” the alien said, then he coughed a bit and cleared his throat. “Ayyyy Lmao! My bad, didn’t realize you sentient horses don’t speak our language, you seem to speak the human language they call ‘english’. Anyway, thankfully we gots plenty of that english stuff you guys speak.” “Um...what?” Celestia said, confused. “Well you see, we have all this furniture and no friends.” He points into the ship where a bunch of bean bag chairs, an outdated stereo system from the 80’s, and a disco ball were. There were also others of his kind awkwardly shuffling to some cheesy music while others sat around smoking out of bongs. “We tried sharing it with the humans, but they tried cutting us up to see what was inside us. So we just captured a bunch of them and anal probed them for fun. Don’t worry though, we won’t do the same to you! We just wanna party!” “PARTY!?” Pinkie Pie yelled. “LET’S GO EVERYONE!” Snowflake yelled. ---------------------------------------------INSIDE THE SHIP----------------------------------------------- “Have you guys like, noticed how like...how big your heads are...and stuff?” Twilight said, high as fuck. “Yeah, yeah man it’s great!” an alien said after coughing loudly. Celestia walked into the room holding what looked like a metal plate with wires sticking out, some of which were still sparking. “Dude, like. I just found this plate of spaghetti in a room called ‘Plasma Generator’. Do any of you know where I can get some sauce for this or something?” All the aliens in the room went from high to panicked “YOU IDIOT YOU’VE KILLED US AL-” then all of Equestria blew up.