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// Because the our narrator has trouble writing a good scene without supervision 
// Story: Sometimes HIE doesn't have to make any sense 
// by Sigmacipher 
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	"Okay according to that badly written fic, I'd say he's definitely still at rarity's." Twilight said looking at the small screen in front of her. This screen was the compiled effort of Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle's experience in the alternate "mirror world" Equestria and it's compiled computer system's advanced information network. 

In other words, they now had a spell that could hook them up to the Internet...because magic, why not.

Meanwhile on the other side of the door. Seth watched in horror as he slowly prepared the spray can given to him by Rarity. Waiting for Fluttershy to come and  hang on just a minute...

Yeah can we call it rape? 

I was pretty sure it's rape.

Yes, if when a it a guy that's the victim.

Really that's what we're calling it?

You couldn't think of anything more creative?

Fine.

Waiting for Fluttershy to come in and buck him to kingdom come...

Seriously people are you guys really going to replace swear words with more equine puns?

Oh good lord. 

When suddenly Opal started ram her head into Seth's legs. Rubbing her face all over his sweatpants. Despite his best efforts to shoo her away she would not stop.

Meanwhile outside the door...

"Well here it goes," Fluttershy opened the door and it slow motion the following happened...

Seth turned around. 

Seth let loose the spray can's wrath. 

Said spray can sent Seth hurtling toward the other end in the room and into a pile of clothes. 

Rarity came downstairs after finishing some new pieces.

Seth emerged from the pile of clothes looking like Neo from the Matrix. 

All of the main six, minus Pinkie, stood around Seth and gawked. 

And then time resumed to normal just as a blue police box showed up out of nowhere with a sign on it saying Seth's welcome to Equestria party in here. 

I wondered where Pinkie was during this.

"Shush! Your making more of a fuss than my parents where in the first chapter of this cheap fic." Seth cried out. 

Well that's not very nice.