//------------------------------// // Were you Ready? // Story: Ugh, What Happened Last Night? // by JamesBurton //------------------------------// Uh hello? Hello hello? Well If you're reading this, then chances are things about to get real. Last Night 11:56pm "Sir, what are we going to do? With Mr. Schmidt's termination we don't have anybody to watch the animatronics and it's almost time." "I'm aware of that, we to find someone down on their luck with no family members or friends or willing to ask questions." There was a bright flash of light making both men cover their eyes from the intensity of the light. When the light was gone and both men could see again they were surprised to find six multicolored ponies stumbling around an a drunken stupor. "Hai ther," Twilight said wobbling. "Werr dunk." "Sir, a-are you seeing this?" "Y-yeah." "Ok good, for a moment there I thought that was the pot talking." "Hey! This gives me an idea! Children love ponies right? So what if a certain bunch of animatronics got their hands on them and turned them into one. We'll win back the hearts of children and parents alike with their cuteness and clean smell! Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria would return to its former glory!" The mysterious man walked towards Twilight and her drunken friends with a wide smile on his face. "Hey there little pastel ponies, how would you like a job at the happiest place on earth?" "Burp" Twilight belched in response. "Taking that as a yes," the man lead Twilight and her friends inside a small building. "Ok then, let's get you inside and fill out your W-2's while I go over your benefits, we got excellent dental care, vision care, we don't got life insurance though. It's real out here." Twilight Sparkle looked up at the run-down sign that said Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria on it with a puzzling look on her face. "That's weird, I could have sworn I teleported us back to Ponyville." They continue to look at the sign in the night sky. "Does anypony else have a weird feeling about this place?" "It does feel off," Rarity agreed. "Do you feel some kind of energy too Twilight?" Twilight nods in agreement. "Yeah, I do, It feels like spiritual energy. It's feint but it's there." Twilight turned to her friends asking if they felt it too. They shook their heads no and Twilight turned back to the building. "Uh, maybe we should just go and leave this place." "AH-HA!" Pinkie's sudden shout causes her friends to jump slightly. "I knew this place sounded familiar!" she pull out a black shirt. "Look, Freddy's Fazbears Pizzeria!" Twilight looked at the shirt, then at then at the restaurant, then back at the shirt growling angrily. "You have GOT to be shitting me!" "So that covers everything, good luck and have a nice night!" the man quickly left the room muttering something about a revival but the girls were too drunk to notice. "Hey, hey, hey, Twilight," Applejack stammered. "Wat is device herr?" Applejack saw a red button flashing on a phone and presses it replaying a message. Yo, what's up? My name is Mike Schmidt and I was the previous security guard before you. You might be wondering why am I leaving you a message for your first night. Well, the last guy which I have dubbed Phone Guy died, I think? And management got me to record some messages for you before they fired me. Dirty bastards. Well anyway, about your job, it sucks, it powerful sucks and they probably didn't tell you about the killer animatronics and don't think about leaving during the middle of the night cause it's safer in that room. Why? Because of Freddy and his friends. But luckily for you, you have a badass who survived the week with them, me. But if the power goes out, then, well I hope your life insurance is paid up. So, close the doors if you need to and check the camera often cause no doubt you'll see Freddy and his friends. And if you Do see them, tell Freddy, Bonnie, Chicka, and Foxy, Mike said to suck his dick. Mike out. The recording ended and the six friends just sat there playing with the doors and lights. "Dorr goes up, dorr goes down, dorr goes up, dorr goes down." Twilight and her friends explore the abandoned pizzeria, searching for any kind of clue that brought them here. Well Twilight was searching for clues, her friends however were too busy playing with the animatronics. Fluttershy was cuddling Bonnie while saying on how cute he was. Rarity was saying how she could make new clothes for Chicka and Pinkie Pie was wearing Freddy's hat making some silly faces. And as for Applejack and Rainbow Dash? Well they found pirate's cove with two mugs singing Yar-har fiddle dee being a pirate is awesome you see. "Hey Twilight," Rainbow Dash called out. "Come check out these awesome machines." "Not till I found out what called us here." Twilight replied. She could've sworn she teleported back home to Ponyville but here they are, in some abandoned pizzeria, in some town, at night, with six of her friends, with four animatronics with abnormal energy coming from them or something. But this was something that required her attention. She had no idea who or what called them here and she didn't like it one bit, but all she found was empty rooms, except one with a empty golden beaten bunny suit. "What called us here?" Twilight asked herself. In the cover of darkness three animatronics stood lifelessly in the pizzeria, that is until the clock hit twelve. The animatronics slowly raised their heads and looked at each other. Freddy Fazbear glances over to Bonnie nodding his head. Bonnie returns the gesture and goes off into the darkness towards the security room. Ten minutes later Bonnie returned from the security room completely frazzled, like he saw something unusual. "Man I almost shitted myself." he said quickly taking his usual spot. "You almost shitted yourself?" Chicka repeated. "Almost shitted myself!" Bonnie confirmed. "Those ponies are no joke! I'm not going back out there!" Freddy and Chicka exchange glances. "Ponies?" Chicka asked her purple comrade. "Like the one's they have at farms?" "No, like the one's that live in penthouses, WHAT DO YOU THINK?!" "Alright Bonnie," Freddy said trying to calm Bonnie down. "Just calm down for a sec." He secretly turns to Chicka twirling a finger around the right side of his head. "Why don't you take the night off." "But what about the Puppet?" Bonnie whispered. "Wont he get mad that we aren't doing our jobs of randomly killing security guards because of what happened to us?" Freddy just waves a hand at him. "Let me worry about him." he turned to Chicka who was already off the stage. "Chicka, go see what all the fuss is about." Chicka nods and goes off into the darkness. "Hmph, ponies, how ridiculous." Some time later. Chicka returned to the dinning room area looking absolutely crestfallen. She doesn't say a word to her friends as she walks over to a corner, sits down hugging her legs. Freddy and Bonnie look over towards Chicka with Bonnie giving his I told you so look. What could've happen to her that put her in such a state? "Chicka?" Freddy asked concerned for his friend. "Chicka are you alright?" The yellow chicken slowly shook her head no. "Well aren't you going to tell us what happened?" Freddy asked. Chicka just shook her head again. Bonnie folds his arms glancing off to the side. "I told you, those ponies are no joke." "Ahoy mateys!" Foxy the pirate and favorite of many fangirls said entering the room. "So I be scowering the internet in discovered we have a dating sim game of us." he looked at Chicka who was still in the same position. "Arrr what be her problem?" "She had a run in with the new security guard." Bonnie replied pointing back at Chicka. Foxy seemed to perk up at hearing that they have a new security guard. Although he would admit it but he had fun when Mike was around and was a big help when Freddy and the gang visited 4chan. Now that was something he never wanted to go through again. Who knew so many people wanted to terrible things to him, weird things, butt things, with mayonnaise. "Avast Capt'n! We be havin another scruvvy dog?" "Yep." Freddy sighed. "But I think you should know-" "Excellent! Time to make this land lubber walk the plank!" Foxy bends down like he's about to start a race in the Olympics. "Swiggity swooty, Foxy's gunnin for that booty." he takes off running for the security office in the hope of catching some unlucky unfortunate slipping. "You can be a real ass sometimes Bonnie." Freddy said to his guitarist. "No, that was Balloon Boy". Bonnie replied. Yep, time has passed yadda yadda yadda. Foxy returned to his friends with a thousand yard look on his face. He had just escaped the terror or terrors that was in the security room. After discovering Rule 34 he thought that nothing could faze him ever again but boy was he wrong. He walk back to his curtain closing it, as if to hide himself from the world. "Nice work Bonnie," Freddy said to his friend annoyed. "Now he's in his emo mode again." The room suddenly gets dark as the sound of a generator dies down from a lack of power. "Well, I think its time that I paid a visit to our friends." Freddy said leaving the stage. Turning on his mane theme of you are so screwed cause Freddy coming for you Toreador March, he makes his way to the office with his signature giggle. Only to stop dead in his tracks when he finds six colorful ponies staring right back at him. "Ooooh pwerrty bear." the yellow pegasus squealed. "I cuddles you now." the six ponies advance forward making Freddy take a step back. "You're going to love me. Forever." Well that was new, and creepy, very creepy. He finally saw why Bonnie was so scared. That yellow pegasus looked like she was going to attack. "Uh, H-how ya'll doing? Freddy stammered. "W-we got pizza and refreshments in dining room if ya'll famished, but if you don't like that I can get ya some hay, oats, grass or something?" The six ponies step forward again. "Oh! I know what you'll like, ya'll wanna beat up Balloon Boy don't you?" the pastel ponies stop moving and look at the shaking in fear bear. "I can make it happen!" The room got silent for a minute with the ponies looking at each other. "Aw, give us a hug." spoke the pink one. "Please don't hurt me!" Freddy commanded fearfully. "Please don't hurt me, I got kids!" but his words fell on deaf ears as the ponies embraced him in a hug. "Ok, ok ohhhhkkkk, give me hug, give me hug." Twilight went back to her friends who were still playing with the animatronics. "Come on girls, it's time to go." they all groaned in disappointment but returned to Twilight's side. "I've searched this entire place and could not find the responsible party for our arrival." "So the egghead messed up a spell." Rainbow mocked. "That's not like you Twilight." "I know, I know" Twilight said disappointingly. "Let's just return to Equestria." They disappear in a bright light leaving without a trace of their arrival. "A-are they gone?" Bonnie asks. "Yeah I think so." Freddy replied. In a open area somewhere in Equestria, a light blue unicorn was sleeping peacefully in her bed. She has had a long day with trying to regain her magician career. Trixie Lulamoon was her name and magical spells were her game and she was on route to Las Pegasus to restart her career. Knock Knock Trixie awoke, startled that somepony was at her door at this time. She angrily gets up from her bed making her way to the door. "Who dares to awaken the TIRED AND SLEEPY TRIXIE?!" she opens the door finding six familiar ponies wearing some kind of black shirts. "Whaa, Sparkle and friends?! "Oh hai Trix-ie," Twilight managed to say. "We so is drunk now right."