A Boy and his Box

by Jake Witt


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Onc upon a time, many, many years ago there were two brothers. They did everything together from playing video games to learning new skills in their art. Jake Witterson had great imagination and could draw cartoons. Josh Witterson made dolls and board game pieces.
One year, a show named "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" came into existence. The two laughed at it, but at the end of Season 2, during the Wedding Invasion, Josh joined the herd and Jake finally got PC Minecraft. Because of their split interests, the drifted apart slightly, but they both saw a charm in their brother's interest, bonding them in their new ideas. It was then they learned of FiMFiction and shared an interest in the displaced humans.
One Halloween, Josh was too sick to go out. So he gave Jake an OC pony plushie with box hooves (because he didn't know how to make round hooves). He named it "Pony Jake" or PJ after his big brother.
White like paper with a pencil cutie mark, ready to draw whatever and a flame styled mane and tail, not just a reference to their ginger hair, but a symbol of his passion for his work. The blue eyes were because green wasn't PJ's color. He make gold Minecraft armor for the pony, to match the theme of my costume. Said costume was a simple blue shirt and jeans with the shirt sticking out in two places. To make it more obvious, he put UPS and FedEx boxes under his jeans to make them look boxy like Steve?'s legs. Jake would've brought his foam diamond sword, but it snapped in half.

I walked around with a "Mine Little Pony" under my arm, awkwardly walking to a Halloween party. Out the corner of my eyes, in front of the costume shop, a man with a small stand with random items beckoned me to come to it. The man that sat there welcomed me and offered an item from the free pile, since I couldn't afford the Minecraft diamond sword or armor I was given a free Minecraft iron axe. The last word I heard were, "The Ender Dragon is waiting, good luck."
I awoke in a cotton candy cloud with a real PJ, box legs, and iron axe that actually looked like an iron axe. Throughout the years, Jake wrote in a diary of his adventures while fighting and/or running away from Discord, learning he could repeatedly die like Minecraft. In that time, Box could use MOD items, but needed a spawning devise while Jake could spawn vinilla Minecraft things with or without his axe. He kept this "cat and mouse chase" rebellion slowly turning the blood-lust tyrant into more of a jokster, until one day two alicorns arrived and defeated Discord by turning him to stone.
Right on the bat Jake recognized Celestia and Luna. Noting the returned pony life and peace in the land, we decided to go off in a random direction. We met three fillies with broken amulets the got from their dead mom. I used red stone dust to repair the gems and we taught them music from my world, becoming instant friends with Adagio Dazzle, Sonata Dusk, and Aria. But, one day for no reason they declared Jake and PJ enemies and left. Only Sonata still cared about us, but was forced to leave.

We left the town and started running through the land, helping the princesses with tasks and journeying to protect towns and cities with amazing skill. PJ had an ability to change pony races, making him the best ambassador and travel companion. We actually brought dragons to their knees in most towns. One dragon in particular made us truly famous among heroes.
The Ender Dragon spread darkness through the land, spawning Ender Men as its pawns. PJ would cover me from a sniper tower he made out of one of the obsideon towers that once protected the dragon while I destroyed the magic cubes and leaped with a finishing blow with a Flame V diamond sword through the dragon's skull. Everything that became The End turned back into Eqqus and all was good until that one day.

Sombra turned evil thanks to the singing of Adagio and her sisters, who ascended into sirens. Jake (now calling himself Lego Craft) was on the run for the rumor of sending the sirens to created the domino affect that made the Crystal Empire disappear. The princesses defended, but the last day of freedom took the cake.
I was framed for the murder of the last chocolate cow. A was placed into a prison with no way out. I couldn't even starve to death because of a zebra potion. The next day, Luna was banished. I spent my day watching ponies come here and die off, by best friend there was the ghost of Barn Raiser (who may or may not be in my head).

For the first time in forever I was set free to see a life I could actually enjoy. I gained MOD powers for letting PJ (now named Box) keep my axe. I played video games to my heart's contents in the Castle of the Pony Sisters, while under my nose, Box took missions from me. You see, I learned that all Tartarus broke loose and fought two demons, some creepers, and two Displaced.
Turns out more Displaced humans live on my Equestria ever since Season 2 while I was set free after Season 3. Discord and Pinkie became close friends with me, Lyra Heartstrings used converted chaos magic to be mostly human, she is obsessing over me, and I have new skills from my imperfect MOD abilities. That's the highlight so far. Also Box is supposed to be my mentor, but that doesn't matter now.


Hi my name is Lego Craft. The guy who is slicing up a Hydra like nobody's business!

One head lunged for me, but I used my spider web to sling myself over to another head, slicing it clean off with two emerald swords in a quick top spin in the air, like Link from Legend of Zelda. Two heads emerged from the neck- Good.

I switched my swords in my inventory, taking out a bow and fired arrows into most of the eyes, setting the heads on fire. It let out a screach of pain as I landed in knee-deep muck, getting swamp water all over me. I took out my Adminium Arch, ending the hydra in a rising sweep of my sword. I then dropped a healing potion into the corps, repairing the body and killing most of the heads as the original head burst from an old wound. I never thought I would see a one headed head, but it was an interesting sight.

I aimed my emerald swords at it, making the creature run in fear. I switch to an empty box in my scroll box and crossed my arms, watching the creature run.

I teleported myself high above the castle and reawoke in my chamber in a clean body. I took my things and buried the body for garden fertilizer. I turned on the cleansing and updating program in my chambers, watching as my bodies gained thicker skin and slightly stronger looking muscles that kept their size. I could be ripped yet still be scrawny apparently. I gave Lyra- sorry, Laura a high five on my way out.

It was still midday and I had things to do. I took some minions with me as we teleported to Manehattan. I used Wade's morphing power to become Lemon Life, a recolored Rarity I made. She has been known as "the mysterious yellow mare". "She" is only seen by her victims, clients, and the few civilians she might run past. I use her to search for little things to do.

Behind me, my "children" (they look like red-orange colts with brick butt marks) pointed at an alleyway where a mare was being robbed. He saw me as my minions tossed me, running like mad. I saw that the lady was hurt and returned my normal form as I swung like Spider Man, chasing the purple stallion.

I caught him in a web as I crashed into the ground, pulling him towards me. "Hello, my good sir. Do you want to return the purse or look like a suicide bomber?" He spat on my face. "Fine. You called my bluff." I teleported him away, to a place far way.

When he arrived, according to a minion, he was arrested for harming and killing hostage ponies (minions in disguise) in a preserved medieval town. What? I ran a background check on the guy. He killed the mare's husband, not too far away. Interesting enough, he didn't die. In fact, if we didn't find him, he would've bleed to death from the lack of a leg.

Used a healing potion = Happy ending. Especially since I left behind a gold brick for medical recovery he still needs.

Do you think little of me, now?